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GC Fire Department: Help Wanted
| >DISCLAIMER: Wrist mounted water cannon hand replacement and neural implant are mandatory. Installation is free. Response to nearby emergencies is compulsory via contract.
>Contracts cannot be terminated
>Paid for by Bell-Fore Corporation
| BURN BURN BURN BURN IT ALL DOWN
| Sounded good until read the part about the implants and unterminatable contract.
There's always a catch...
| Can I choose which hand?
| >>790064
Wrist-mounted... water cannon... hand replacement. If I'm going to get a cannon in my hand I'd prefer it to be the flak kind, there is more than enough fucking water here. -Hester
| yoooo can i make it fire soda instead of water
| *i'm angry
| me angy
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| >Are you tired of the constant loop of menial labor just for you to barely survive week to week?
>Are you looking for a side hustle where you can also help your community?
>Then sign up as a volunteer firefighter today!
! Bi-weekly paychecks!
! NO QUESTIONS ASKED !
! NOT A JOB a day with no emergencies means a day of extra pay without extra work !
Continue the life you lead just with the title of "hero" and the reward of money!
Call 789-FIRE for questions or inquiries.