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Imma start a new cult

| Milk cult!
We gather every week to scream 'WE NEED SOME MILK, WE NEED MOAR MILK, WE PRAISE THE MILK' and share a gallon of milk.


| Just a gallon?

Sun//Ray


| >>779877
How else are we gonna crave moar milk and rob a dtore for them if we have enough milk already


| >>779878
Why steal from the store, if you can find cows to steal~?
-Evening


| >>779901
Yes YES GOOD IDEA. MILK CULT ARE RAIDING THE AUTOMATED MILK FARM NEXT WEEK.


| >>779902
...Ah...I feel like...I should do something about this...
-Evening


| >>780181
I dunno it might be fun to watch :^)
-BerryPink


| >>780186
While I agree it would be fun to watch this...I think I'll have a contingency plan just in case...
-Evening


| >>780188
PLANS WHAT PLANS. NOBODY SHALL DIVIDE US FROM THE MILK. O GREAT MILK.


| CULT CULT CULT CULT CULT CULT


| >>780694
YES YES COME BE MY FOLLOWER. WE WILL DRINK MILK TOGETHER, COME WE SHALL RAID THIS MILK FARM FOR MOAR MILK


| >>780285
Don't worry don't worry...~ You all just enjoy your milk, okay~?
-Evening


| >>781028
STAY AWAY FROM OUR MILK STAY AWAY FROM OUR COWS YOU CAN'T CATCH US AAAAAAAAAAAAA


| >>783546
Oh dear...~
-Evening


| >>783546 what about.. hooman milk~


| >>783964
MILK MILK MILK MILK MILK. COW MILK GOAT MILK HUMAN MILK, DOESN'T MATTER. WE ARE HERE FOR THE MILK. WE NEED MOARRRRRRRRRR.


| I'm going to shoot up Littleton Elementary on main street.


| >>784093
Nah you are going to get pegged by a sentai hero who lurks the board.
Then probably pegged by the merc women who run counter terrorism for GC.


| >>784382
>pegged by a sentai hero
v////v
I want to be pegged by Black Panties.


| >>784385
Yeah, why do the idiots get that kind of luck!


| peg me BP-sama!


| >>784382

You're into pegging elementary kids? Hot.


| >>784420

explains the bondage gear tbh. these "super" types are always closeted- why do you think they always "save the day?"


| >>784421

This town's full of degenerates. I'm not surprised.


| >>784420
had to stretch real hard to twist that into the vaguest "haha" huh?


| like was that even an actual attempt or did you not know what the word "you" means?


| >>784434

Something's being stretched real hard alright, but it ain't vague.

>>784435

What I said is pretty clear, maybe wipe the cum off your tablet and reread what I wrote.


| >>784445
No explain it in detail.
Explain how you got "children" as the topic of the sentence saying you're an idiot for threatening to shoot an elementary school. Where exactly in
>Nah, you...
you got that the topic was the action you threatened to commit.
I'm honestly completely baffled.
I figured
>you
is a pretty clear indicator of who is being spoken to in the rest of the sentence. The school wasn't even in the post so it's not like you could have mixed up nouns.


| Seems more like you're upset no one took your edgy post threatening a heinous act very seriously. So you tried your damnedest to try and make it seem like you had some kind of counter point over the wording, that you had to make up a big leap of logic.


| Unless you're admitting to being a child
which means
underaged, b&


| >>784449

TL;DR

>>784450

>thread with anons literally talking about starting a cult

nobody blinks

>shitpost about shooting up a school

"oh no you will be raped by larpers."

lol actually retarded.


| >>784453
Be better.


| >>784453

there hasn't been a school shooting in a minute tbf.


| IT IS TIME MY MILK BROS. TODAY WE SHALL GET MOAR MILK. WE SHALL GET MOAR COWS FOR THE MILK. WE SHALL RAID THE MILK FARM.

FORWARDS MY MILK BROS, FOR THE MILKKKKKKKKK.

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