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New law idea!!

| It's easy!! people keep mocking me and making fun of me for being short so here's what I propose to my bosses!!! Stools now have to be kept on hand by all public buildings!! penalty for not complying is getting used as the stool, by ME!!!

How does that sound!!! If I'm not a genius then what am I???
-IBARAKI


| Gonna be honest with you, I'm for it! Ain't another perp in this city who is gonna get away from me if I have a stool on every street corner!

-Gou


| >>777885
That's what I mean!!!!
Wait... no, its not!
I mean to reach counter tops!! I don't need them outside!
-IBARAKI


| ...But I like being short~! If they mock you, you're pretty much within striking distance of their shins.
Can't move without your shins~
Plus, since we're inherently cute, who are the police gonna believe~?
-Evening


| I'm sorry people are rude to you fren, but I fail to see how this truly solves the issue, rather, we should punish the ruders bullying you.
-BerryPink


| Pls no bulli y u bulli mi

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