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I've been thinking about a career path.
| **g/u/ys, g/u/rls, d/u/des of all teenages
| I've had a similar goal awhile back, as long as you can figure how people work im sure you can succeed in the field.
| uhhhhh youre that chummer that ended up leavin a cement tasting party for 1 w/ half his blood missing right
got found down in an alley????after doin this diy detective work?????see where im goin w/ this???????
ffs learn frm your mistakes omae or youre gonna end up kissin roadsigns like that bus surfin ccop
-DEADEYE
| >>776988
Gee, thanks for the vote of confidence Deadeye. Because it's not like I'm also the "chummer" that sorta caught the girl in the end. I mean, the Oni is the one who arrested her, but I found her, so I think I can do this sorta thing.
- Makura
| >>777209
Ah yes, the private detective who almost got thrown in jail for taking their first case too personally. Good idea.
| A Private Detective huh~?
Well, you can be whatever you want to be, in this city of dreams~
Don't listen to these people, go for it, just like how you went for that Lilim~
-Evening
| >>776988
Hey! Don't knock it til you try it! The bus surfing thing; Not the kissing road signs bit. Besides, we got the perp in the end!
>>777209
Lemme give you a word of advice, kid. As Don't let these people stop you! If you're already willing to get hurt to find the truth, you're already halfway to becoming a great detective.
-Gou
| >>777293
Thanks Gou! I hope we cross paths at some point on this, probably terrible decision~!
We'll see where it goes.
- Makura
| Bet, how long you g/u/rls think this chummer last before he get nicked by a cult, a gangster, thrown in jail by a copper, or end up dead in a ditch somewhere.
| >>777293
""""""we""""?????wheres this """we"""" shit comin from????your >>>BUDS got the perp omae all>>>YOU got was a deeper split in your lobes wwwwwww
>>777209
oh jeez yea >>>evrybdy knows """"you can"""" 10000% means """"you should""" HOW could i forget........look i know i dont sugarcoat but least im not>>>this guy>>777608
-DEADEYE
| >>777614
My >>>BUDS are just co-workers. My memory is still a bit fuzzy but I definitely cuffed the guy and unlike me; He probably doesn't know to tuck and roll when he jumps off a moving vehicle. The boys just picked up where I left off.
>>777594
Sure thing, kid! Remember to keep your legs relaxed and if you take a fall, remember it's best to land flat on your back!
-Gou
| >>777626
there any dashcam footage of this """""pro detective move""?????pillow inspector up there oughta watch n learn so he can PICK the exit gettin stamped on his face wwwwwwwww
-DEADEYE
| >>777209
What's an ONI???
Also, detectives stink! they always ask me to not "mess up with their scenes"!!! Last I checked it wasn't THEIR scene!!! it was A location! A scene is a place where people act on a stage!! They're so silly and dumb!
-IBARAKI
| Here's a hint for ya pal, since you're so sure.
Don't bite off more than ya can chew, and don't fuck with big fishes if you ain't got the contacts needed for that drek.
And for your own good, keep a gun that's easy to hide.
oh yeah, last tip.
Don't get geeked.
-00
| Ah, if I might interrupt, for a moment-- Detective Gou, is this your... first time being hospitalized for... going very, >>>very above and beyond in order to make an arrest?
-Hawkeye
| >>777712
Hmm, There probably isn't footage of this particular incident far as I'm aware. but you and I both know the streets have eyes. They do however, make movies about my exploits over in Neo Hong Kong with some uh, 'embellishment' if you're interested.
>>777874
Oh definitely not, the trauma floor is like my second home! Anything to stay away from the in-laws am I right?
- Gou
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| I kinda wanna try the Private Detective thing? Now, I did fuck up trying to catch my ex, but I did find her name, what she did, and hunted her down.
So, I could have a nack for it. What do you g/u/ys, g/u/rls and my agender b/u/ds think?
- Makura