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[NEWS] Illegal Gambling Ring Brought to Justice?

| Suspected owner and operator of an illegal cockfighting ring in downtown GC was brought into custody.

Hannibal Henn, 32 had reportedly been running a cockfighting operation which in addition to being unregulated gambling; was known to bring in his own competitors with cybernetic augmentation: variable "super cocks" to scam money out of his patrons.


| Henn was brought into custody this afternoon after being found alone, handcuffed on top of a moving bus.

More to follow as the story develops.


| Wait, wait, is this cock like... cock cock? Or dick cock? Because the idea of cybernatic dick in a dick fighting ring sounds so funny to me right now.
-Ares


| >>776459
reading comprehension: 0

-DEADEYE


| Good fuck this guy

-Billy.Foil


| >>776457

UPDATE: Reports have identified GCPD Officer Peter Murphy as the one responsible for bringing Henn into custody. He had this to say:

"The man was already cuffed when I arrived. This has gotta be the work of Detective Liang Gou, That crazy bastard."

Upon further investigation we have confirmed that Detective Gou is recovering at a nearby hospital following injuries sustained from collision into a road sign and subsequent fall from the roof of a bus.

More to follow.



| >>776718
... Liang Gou...

Why does that name sound so familiar? There's something about this fiasco that's ringing a few bells in my memory...

-Hawkeye


| >>776718

We've been able to meet with Detective Gou in his hospital room and we are happy to report that he is awake and on his way to a full recovery. We asked for him to make a statement:

"They caught Hannibal Henn?! I'd been tailing that guy for weeks! Real piece of work that guy, lemme tell ya. I had him cornered until he sicced all of his chickens on me and made a break for it! Last thing I remember was following him onto the roof of a bus by jumping out of a window."


| "Following him onto the roof of a bus by jumping out a window"...

... Oh, no. I think I >>>do know who this is...

I want to say I can't believe he'd pull some outlandish stunt like this >>>again-- but, as I'm sure he's well aware, "the criminal always returns to the scene of the crime"...

-Hawkeye


| >>776986
wrong expression hawk

-DEADEYE


| >>776987
Let me have this, for once! The sentiment gets across fine. "Bad habits are hard to break" just doesn't have the same impact in this context.

-Hawkeye


| >>776459 would they have knives attached to them for more close quarters combat or guns for epic hip thrusting action

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