Post number #776457, ID: 9a3c19
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Suspected owner and operator of an illegal cockfighting ring in downtown GC was brought into custody.
Hannibal Henn, 32 had reportedly been running a cockfighting operation which in addition to being unregulated gambling; was known to bring in his own competitors with cybernetic augmentation: variable "super cocks" to scam money out of his patrons.
Post number #776458, ID: 9a3c19
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Henn was brought into custody this afternoon after being found alone, handcuffed on top of a moving bus.
More to follow as the story develops.
Post number #776459, ID: 1521f3
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Wait, wait, is this cock like... cock cock? Or dick cock? Because the idea of cybernatic dick in a dick fighting ring sounds so funny to me right now. -Ares
Post number #776460, ID: 948902
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>>776459 reading comprehension: 0
-DEADEYE
Post number #776611, ID: 487717
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Good fuck this guy
UPDATE: Reports have identified GCPD Officer Peter Murphy as the one responsible for bringing Henn into custody. He had this to say:
"The man was already cuffed when I arrived. This has gotta be the work of Detective Liang Gou, That crazy bastard."
Upon further investigation we have confirmed that Detective Gou is recovering at a nearby hospital following injuries sustained from collision into a road sign and subsequent fall from the roof of a bus.
More to follow.
Post number #776844, ID: 6dc475
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>>776718 ... Liang Gou...
Why does that name sound so familiar? There's something about this fiasco that's ringing a few bells in my memory...
We've been able to meet with Detective Gou in his hospital room and we are happy to report that he is awake and on his way to a full recovery. We asked for him to make a statement:
"They caught Hannibal Henn?! I'd been tailing that guy for weeks! Real piece of work that guy, lemme tell ya. I had him cornered until he sicced all of his chickens on me and made a break for it! Last thing I remember was following him onto the roof of a bus by jumping out of a window."
Post number #776986, ID: 948902
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"Following him onto the roof of a bus by jumping out a window"...
I want to say I can't believe he'd pull some outlandish stunt like this >>>again-- but, as I'm sure he's well aware, "the criminal always returns to the scene of the crime"...
-Hawkeye
Post number #776987, ID: 58c896
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>>776986 wrong expression hawk
-DEADEYE
Post number #776990, ID: 948902
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>>776987 Let me have this, for once! The sentiment gets across fine. "Bad habits are hard to break" just doesn't have the same impact in this context.
-Hawkeye
Post number #777243, ID: 99a940
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>>776459 would they have knives attached to them for more close quarters combat or guns for epic hip thrusting action
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| Suspected owner and operator of an illegal cockfighting ring in downtown GC was brought into custody.
Hannibal Henn, 32 had reportedly been running a cockfighting operation which in addition to being unregulated gambling; was known to bring in his own competitors with cybernetic augmentation: variable "super cocks" to scam money out of his patrons.