Post number #767346, ID: 809277
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So I'm on a plane on my own, the other people fell out of the plane... and I can steer this thing, but how the fuck do I land this thing?
-Jhansen
Post number #767393, ID: 724105
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Well...I think you gotta find a way to lower the landing gear! Then you gotta lower your speed, level the plane out and let the plane lower! -Evening
Post number #767464, ID: 70e41a
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That's a whole load of words I don't quite know how to do.
>Image attached Cockpit.epng
>A control pannel filled with buttons in a different language... looks like Hangul.
Like, wtf is it.
-Jhansen
Post number #767517, ID: 724105
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Why is it in...You know what, not gonna ask~! I think landing gear would be...착륙 장치 or something! Look for that! -Evening
Post number #767523, ID: 263e2a
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Just get a parachute, get over tge ocean and jump out!
Post number #767539, ID: 724105
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Maybe the other people stole the only parachutes~ They're just the unfortunate soul who was the getaway flier, and they want them out of the picture~ Or something, I don't know the full situation~ -Evening
Post number #767692, ID: 2f658d
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Aren't all planes supposed to have English controls as a standard or something?
>Khedira
Post number #767810, ID: 934f57
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>>767517 I've pressed at least 3 buttons that look like that and nearly lost control, but I *think* the feet are down.
They, uh, tripped and fell out. Also we didn't have any parachutes to begin with...
-Jhensen
Post number #767883, ID: 724105
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>>767810 Hmm...Now speed...There should be some sort of lever, it might be labeled something like 조절판 or 속도. That should control the speed, I think! You wanna lower your speed slightly, but not all the way! The thing you steer with should be able to move up and down. You wanna make the plane level out while you keep figuring this stuff out! -Evening
Post number #767889, ID: 693d91
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(If this was on real /u/, the plane would crash before the first reply.)
Post number #767905, ID: 173620
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>>767883 Ok, that fucking sucked.
Lower the speed slightly, they said. WHO KNEW IT WAS A FUCKING TOUCH SENSITIVE CONTROL
I'm fucking level now, but god damn it, I think I had 3 heart attacks at the same time.
What next, and for the love of god, translate all of it!
Post number #767906, ID: 724105
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>>767905 So now this is the tricky part...You have to find a place to land~ To land, you have to slowly speed down, let the plane descend, and be angled up slightly so that the back wheels of the plane make contact with the ground first.
Or you can just dive in, and land level, make an emergency landing~ -Evening
Post number #767935, ID: 7f577f
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just fucken.........aim for the ground youll end up there eventually
-DEADEYE
Post number #767938, ID: 724105
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>>767935 A nosedive straight into the ground sounds like a surefire way to cause an explosion...A small one, but still an explosion~
>>767905 Also, I just thought about it...What do you mean your passengers just tripped?! What can you possibly trip on in a small airplane?! -Evening
Post number #768028, ID: 0eeb5d
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>>767938 You're focusing on the wrong thing, You think a road will be wide enough for a small plane? Let's try this road I see here... -Jhensen
Post number #768126, ID: e82b04
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>>768028 I think it'll be fine, good luck, don't die~ -Evening
Post number #768190, ID: 23ce61
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Slow plane, extend flaps, keep airspeed, when over runway attempt stall like technique, and cut off engine when wheels reach ground.
Post number #768438, ID: 7e2b42
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So, good news, I'm still alive, so is the plane, minus a few broken buttons.
Bad news, the Cops want to ask why I did an emergency landing....
-Jhensen
Post number #768466, ID: 971d66
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>>768438 ...and why were you on that plane? -Red 9
Post number #768480, ID: 83bbb7
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Ask a crewmate and hope it's not an imposter
Post number #768654, ID: 724105
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>>768438 Tell them...You had friends onboard, but they jumped...~? Maybe a crash landing in a forest would have been better...~ -Evening
Post number #768663, ID: d115c5
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>>768438 Tell them that the imposter is sus and you'll be free
Post number #769291, ID: 2d27f7
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Didn't want to leave you all hanging without an update, I just got out of Jail, I tried to tell them about the Hangul, but then they start asking about "Plane Licences" and "Health and Safely Regulations".
Something about a missing emergency vest.
Anyway, they send me to jail for blocking the road, hope the plane is somewhere near where I landed, they didn't give me any info for recovery.
-Jhensen
Post number #769306, ID: 724105
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Well...You do need licenses for airplanes...regardless if the plane is in standard or not... I think the plane is still where you landed...Though I did see a couple of groups eyeing it from time to time, better hurry~ -Evening
Post number #769321, ID: 2d27f7
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Ugh, I'll grab a bigger gun then. I need an overwatch if there are groups...
I hate planes. -Jhensen
Post number #769326, ID: 724105
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Planes aren't that bad if they're regulated and not bought from an underground market~
Nobody's looted the plane (yet) since they probably think it's just a pile of junk, they're just looking~ -Evening
Post number #769346, ID: 788dd3
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>>769326 What, you got eyes on it now? -Jhensen
Post number #769449, ID: 724105
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>>769346 Mmm...My adorable pets do~ Though like I said, nobody seems to be particularly interested in it, except me and you~ All they know is that some rando did an emergency landing and it's a mild inconvenience~ -Evening
Post number #769461, ID: 788dd3
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>>769449 Sidestepping the moaning and pet thing, it's time to pick it up. Safety is off, so don't blame me if you get shot on approach.
-Jhensen
Post number #769465, ID: 724105
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>>769461 That was more of a hum if anything, it's a tic of mine, you see~ And by pet, I meant drone, of course, or as I like to call it Monoko~ Also, no need to worry about little ol' me~ I'm in the comfort of my little home~ But I do appreciate the concern~ -Evening
Post number #769470, ID: c69178
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Aw, aren't these two cute, I ship this.
Post number #769475, ID: 788dd3
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>>769470 Buy my plane, then you can ship it.
Post number #769480, ID: 724105
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>>769475 Mmmm...Voice typing! It feels more genuine, I think! Oh? You're gonna try to start the plane even after that landing~? There must be something interesting in there~ -Evening
Post number #769484, ID: 788dd3
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>>769480 Oh, about 20kg of weapons grade nunyabuisness.
The plane itself is useful, even if it's a piece of shit.
Let's just hope the riff raff are smart and don't start shooting the plane.
-Jaemeron.
Post number #769486, ID: 724105
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>>769484 That plane doesn't even look like it can handle 20kg of anything~
Here's hoping you can take off, and then properly land this time without getting arrested~ -Evening
Post number #769492, ID: 788dd3
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I swear to god this fucking plane
Never buying planes from Asia again.
I've hotwired half of the fucking thing and the fuel is still not priming. -James
Post number #769538, ID: d71e59
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>>769492 Hmmm...~ Is there some sort of disconnect from where the fuel is stored to where it's supposed to go~? It's very much a possibility something got undone with that landing~ -Evening
Post number #769762, ID: b06f92
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>>767346 turn off engines, plane will land automatically, ez, trust me ^^ -Kasumi
Post number #770214, ID: 03b108
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3 hours with this fucker.
I'll come back with some other bits, I'm rigging her to blow if anyone tries something funny.
Fucking broke ass piece of shit.
-Jabroni
P.S. >>769538 Since you're such a fucken nerd, why don't you tell me where I can get some rubber hoses. >>769762 Check your deck cowboy, you're lagging behind.
Post number #770482, ID: e82b04
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>>770214 Did you try your local junk pile~? I'm sure you can find a lot there~ -Evening
Post number #770488, ID: 934f57
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>>770482 >Gee I wonder why someone put them in the junk.
I'll have to find a store. -Jam
Post number #770501, ID: e82b04
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>>770488 Second-hand is the best~ You just have to do a little work to improve it~ -Evening
Post number #770591, ID: 5eb854
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>>770501 Evening, darling dumbest, explain how you'd fix out a dried out rubber hose.
Anyway, I got a knife, hose, and clamps, let's fix half the fuxking fuel system. Let's hope it's the only problem.
-Jeremy
Post number #770603, ID: e82b04
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>>770591 Just get it wet, stupid~ Anyways, the junkyard idea was just a joke~ But with a plane that bootlegged, I wouldn't be surprised if there's a whole lot more problems underneath~ -Evening
Hey hey! You can find just about anything in the trash. I probably find a decent rubber hose in the garbage at least once a week. Not everyone with a rubber hose has a clunker of a plane that needs fixing. -Gomi
Post number #771012, ID: 2ae8f6
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Well, starting the plane up seems to work, now to wire it back together after hot-wiring it... And we are good to go. Just like the video games, right?
-Jamerson
Post number #771016, ID: e82b04
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>>771012 ...Yeah sure~! Just like the simulations~ -Evening
Post number #771165, ID: 5619b1
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>>771016 Ok we're in the air now, booby traps disabled, fuel fixed, somewhat in the air. Just hope noth-
Post number #771174, ID: e82b04
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>>771165 I have a feeling...Something bad happened...~ Seeing how one of my precious pets have been taken out of commission... Oh well~! Probably a coincidence! We might see a news report soon~ -Evening
Post number #771290, ID: 934f57
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So, good news, I'm alive.
Bad news, I've got hassled by some corpo AA, while looking for for the stranded guy. He's gone cold, and I've gotten some bullet holes in my plane.
-Jhono
Post number #771332, ID: e82b04
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>>771290 Did you at least get into the building~? Or on top of it, rather~? -Evening
Post number #771385, ID: da804f
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Coasting above the corpo yellow zone until I hear from him, looks like his thread died, so it's unlikely.
I hope he has a fulton, because I don't think he wants to hear the other option.
-Jabronio
(I'm begining to run out of names starting with J, pliz help)
Post number #771396, ID: 0ea963
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>>771385 ((Jameston, Johnston, Jamie, Jayden, Joshua, Jaymerson, idk. -Impulse))
Post number #771697, ID: 5227e6
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>>771385 Hmmm...Well! I would say he's on his own~! You know, unless you wanna make some noise as a distraction for him to move~ -Evening
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| So I'm on a plane on my own, the other people fell out of the plane... and I can steer this thing, but how the fuck do I land this thing?
-Jhansen