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How does this shit happen!?
| I have been AGONIZING about how the fuck that would happen! I really love her, I do! But, there's just TOO much water! What caught on fire!?
I checked, and there's 12 exits! For nearly 200 people! And all the seats are plastic! Do you KNOW why they're plastic!? Because wood rots, and why?
Because of all the water!
- Nerris
| I don't give a gnat's arse about where you are. Plastic is flammable. Period. Unless all of them sea lions were actively drying out every single bloody drop of the water in their pool to stop the fire, then I doubt that they could stop the fire. Hell, even then I still doubt they could stop it by themselves, and we all know what kind of fire department we have here to Glitch City.
-Impulse
| Okay, but then how did they catch on fire?
- Nerris
| There's three thing required to start a fire; oxygen, heat, and fuel, all of which were present. There's plenty of way to start a fire unintentionally, fuck ton more to do it intentionally. You said there were 200 people there. Someone get careless and play with something they shouldn't, outdated electronics can short circuit, some bastard can pop a cigarette and didn't put it out properly.
-Impulse
| Okay, but a cigarette isn't gonna melt an entire Plastic Seat, is it? The worst part is, I also can't find a record of a fire at a seaparks anywhere! I feel like I should just leave it alone, because she doesn't wanna talk about it.
- Nerris
| >>743187 You're getting very involved with this. It's clear you care about her a lot, but you need to be creative with your feelings. You're emotionally artistic, that's for sure.
- Maurice
| Um... sorry?
- Nerris
| Point is, shit happens. Just move on.
-Impulse
| WATER IN THE FIRE! WHY?!
| Yeah, You're right. It's her past, and I should let her tell it when she's ready. I don't need to know the whole story.
- Nerris
| So uh... Just because. I actually went to SeaParks, for um... fun, and I found that there's actually no plastic seats? They're all stone steps. According to the owner, who has been there since open, there were never plastic seats, or a fire.
I also happened to ask for uh... coincidence. No reason. Just thought it was an interesting conversation.
- Nerris
| This is the point where I say "that bitch's lying", but that would be rude.
-Echo
Since when did you try to be polite.
-Impulse
I'm not trying to be polite, and that bitch's lying.
-Echo
| Must have been the rats. It's always fucking rats. >>743880 are you sure the owner isn't a rat? Or two rats in a coat? Actually, are you sure that girl of yours isn't a rat? ACTUALLY, WHAT ABOUT YOU? ARE YOU A FUCKING RAT? YOU ARE ARENT YOU
| Yes? I'm positive she's not a rat. It's just weird is all! I probably shouldn't ask, but even still. Why would she make something like this up?
- Nerris
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| So, I started dating this girl named Julie who lives in the apartment next to mine. I found out, during one of our dates, that she was orphaned.
I felt bad about bringing it up, so you know, I apologized, she said it was okay. I then asked, delicately how it happened.
She said, they went to seaparks. You know, like seaworld? They went to the sealion show.
And there was a fire.
During the Sea Lion Show.