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LAST TIME, on SUITED...
| Fuck, somebody leaked the next episode!
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| >Having bullshitted his way into the prestigious megalawfirm, SMURFIT SPIRIT, our hero and super unaugmented genius MARK must now navigate the horrors of intercorporate espionage and the wacky woohoo zululand of Glitch City's "laws" in the best way he knows how...
>Blackmail
"What do you mean you have to fire me!?"
"It's nothing personal, kid. The fact is you never went to some cushy IVY League university of Lilith and unfortunately that's a bigger deal than I thought it would be.
"That's drek, that wasn't a problem yesterday, why is it a problem now?"
"Because It's been *made* a problem now. Look I let you in because you got guts, but now the terms have changed, and I got a lot more on my plate keeping you on than otherwise. It's just business.
"...then how about I change the terms again? This is about that promotion the top bitch just passed you over for, isn't it?"
"...how... do you know about that? No, actually, strike that, I don't know what you're talking about."
"You just confirmed it. Tell you what, if you keep me on, there's a chance you MIGHT be found out and you MIGHT get boned, if anyone says anything about my credentials. But if you can me now, there's a guarantee we'll be BOTH working at a Stuffer Shack in the near future. And I hope you'll like the promotion to 'stock manager.'"
"... you sneaky son of a bitch."
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>A blank, white screen- there's silence, almost eerily so compared to the high tension emotion-pulling background noise of that trideo you were just watching.
>As you continue to watch however, the oddly familiar tune of "Also sprach Zarathustra" begins to play in the background- a tiny dot appears in the distance and rapidly approaches in time with the music, revealing...
>...an ENORMOUS...
>...MOUTHWATERING...
/B/URG /B/RAND /B/URGER
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