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I have a problem.

| So... I found out my date's job today. If you saw my previous thread, I met someone volunteering at a pet shop who went by Dorothy. I have been seeing her quite a bit, but just last night she revealed her job to me.

She's a sex worker, and... I have no idea how to respond to that. Does anybody here know what to do when your girlfriend reveals they fuck for a living?

- Makura


| You sound like the dude I dumped when he got all preachy about me being a bounty hunter. Suck it up, zero
- EZBreezy


| roll up your sleeve n get tested omae gotta be safe when youre pushin that cushion wwwwwwwww

..........no wait >>>youre the cushion..........

ok w/e point is walk tf into a clinic n on your way out grab some penicillin.........perfect gift for a girl whos got everything WWWWWWWWWWW

-DEADEYE


| Become the best fuck they ever get? I dunno, aha
All I can say is don't get anything~
-Evening


| ...and that's why you don't get a crush on a redhead. Well, good-fucking-luck, buddy.
-Red 9

Red! That's rude!
-Alix

Yeah, I know. It was a joke, no offense, sorry.
-Red 9


| SEX WORK IS JUST LIKE ANY OTHER WORK Also does she have a contact number asking for a friend, -Big Neil


| That friend is me, post digits
-Big Neil


| Somehow I thought posting on Danger/u/ about this would help.

It didn't.
- Makura


| Also, EZBreezy, (cool handle btw) I didn't say I was against it, it's just... I'm not positive how an honest relationship with someone like that goes. Dating a bounty hunter makes sense, but how the hell do you function not knowing what your girlfriend is doing? Literally and Figuratively?

Should I just figure it out?

- Makura


| >>735086
you ever REALLY know what anybodys doing chummer???????no just w/e they tell you

either care enough to believe her or ditch cause you dont

-DEADEYE



| >>735086
Figure it out. If you can’t handle an independent girl, go sit ya ass back on the sidelines and leave it to better guys. The g/u/rl above me gets it.

- EZBreezy


| >>735061
Neil! That's a little rude, don't you think?
-Alix


| Despite the harsh tone, I think I get what you're sayin' EZ. Y'all are right, I should just believe her. It'll just take some getting used to, I guess.


| - Makura


| >>735096
Please I'm just a good Samaritan trying to support our local sex workers.
-Big Neil


| >>735242
At least try to make it a little more subtle, please?
-Alix

Didn't know you like redheads.
-Red 9

Red!
-Alix

What? I'm interested in his preference. You know you're always the only one for me anyways.
-Red 9


| >>735246
Why is subtlety necessary? There's nothing to be ashamed of. As long as she's keeping herself and others safe, she can do what she wants with her body-- if that means accepting Neil as a... patron (?), then so be it.

>>734873
Was the joke at the end there really necessary? You should know better.

-Hawkeye


| >>735276
oh ffs its a JOKE fucken bite me

-DEADEYE


| >>735246
Like the ancient ones used to say: 'every hole is a goal'


| -Big Neil *


| >>735276 >>735278

It was a good joke, don't let the lame superhero get you down

- EZBreezy


| >>735276
I don't disagree with you, but we're talking with the girl's boyfriend. I don't think he would appreciate people talking about doing that with his current significant other.
-Alix


| >>735365
The fool shoulda know the risks. A girl’s gotta make her own money too yknow

- EZBreezy


| Hi, Big Neil, this is Dorothy~! I don't do business online, but if you're 50% organic, and you ever see me IRL, we should totally talk shop~!

- Dorothy Haze


| Not even gonna greet the guy you're dating? That's cold like. No offense though, you seems like a chill gal.
-Echo


| Business first Echo~! Can't believe he's gossiping about me on Danger/u/ though~
- Dorothy Haze


| we're cool though right?
- Makura


| We'll see.
- Dorothy Haze


| >>735496
whys the line drawn at 50%

-DEADEYE


| >>735676
Wouldn't you like to know~? Honestly though, it's a trust thing. With the amount of modifications Lilim like myself can have, I won't know what to expect during intercourse. 50% is a much safer bet.
- Dorothy Haze


| >>735725
uhhhhhhhhh i mean yea i WOULD like to know thats why im asking wwwwwwww

also define """"organic"""" fucken........PLANTS are organic

goin w/ that definition i could stick a few screws in an ear of corn n itd still fit your criteria chummer

-DEADEYE


| >>735732
You saying that implies that you've fucked a corn before and my imaginations is going wild.
-Echo

Carry on, don't mind my brother. He can be a moron sometimes.
-Sierra


| I mean, I've had a client use a corn as a dildo before, so it's not that weird.
- Dorothy Haze


| No, no that's still fuckin' oddball.


| - Makura


| >>735758
Reconsidering your options?
-Echo


| I'm getting used to it.
- Makura


| Hello it's me again~
I've heard that despite what sex workers do, they're fairly loyal to their significant other if they truly have their heart set on you. I'm not sure exactly what Miss Haze likes, but I'm sure you can find out your self~ Ta ta~
-Evening


| See, you have nothing to worry about~
- Dorothy Haze


| >>735740
shit for all you know the corn was fuckin ME omae WWWWWWWWWW

told you in this fucken city ANYTHINGS possible...........talking dogs.......pillows w/ SOs.........

-DEADEYE


| >>735908
Shit, you should try that with your BF, sis.
-Echo

Who? I have no boyfriend.
-Sierra

You know who I mean.
-Echo

No! You know me and him aren't anything.
-Sierra

You and him aren't anything... yet.
-Echo

Just... shut the fuck up already.
-Sierra


| >>735276
hey hawk ever had smbdy come in w/ corn as an fb????? got carrots alllllll the time but corn aint popular back home...........daikon on the other hand............

-DEADEYE

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