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What's the weirdest thing you've had happen to you?
| Where do ah even start... -M9
| Ah mean, it's not like most of that was, "weird," say. Me 'n Engy have done all kinds of crazy, fucked up shit.
Ah guess if ah had to choose, it was that one time when a fuckhuge cyborg crab and a bunch of techno-seagulls started fighting each other on top of our old warehouse.
Or that time that a pile of goop came to life in the form of a dog.
...
... god what are we smoking. -M9
| I wish I was high when that happened... I almost got swallowed by that dog before we froze it. -CN
| I was offered to be in a gay orgy once...
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| >>72281 same
>>72305 that happend to two friends of mine, they were also offered a pay.. but after long thinking they denied the offer lmao -°°
| Get tricked into sucking uncle's dick
| Having the idea to move here. Fuck me, man...
-RaIn
| I have fuzzy memories of a topless woman kicking the shit out of me. -Neil
| Started jogging once, then forgot how to breathe. -KN
| >>72474
To piss of a woman? Hell where could I start, It could have been the fact that I was shitfaced.. Or that I kept moaning her mother's name.. -Neil
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| Some guy walked in holding my store at gunpoint.. then he just falls to the ground, getting dragged mysteriously... I still don't know what he wanted to this day -LightmanZX
| Dunno -LightmanZX
| Not a puzzle man myself -LightmanZX
| That and ghosts dont exist -LightmanZX
| >>72588
solved. the result is:
SOMEONE I KNEW WAS TARGETED BY A CULT THAT WANTED TO SUMMON A KATANA WITH HIS BLOOD
sounds fishy to me. -IN1
| >>72664
That's the name of the poster who posted the cipher. I see you didn't decipher that last bit ;). -CN
| I guess that is pretty weird huh. Blood sacrifice for a katana. Pretty edgy too.
-RaIn
| Lets see...
There was this one time Shimapan and I were stuck on a comet with aliens.
The other time with Red Mask.
Then there was this time we had to fight the Serority, lost Orange Armband that day, the cunt.
There was that weird day at a sushi bar that I can't remember much about... Don't know why that springs to mind.
I don't know a lot to pick from I guess.
-Black Panties
| like unless it's a really good katana that can block bullets you can get shot and your glorious nippon steel will do fuck all -IN1
| This preteen wouldn't stop bitching about how his dad was forcing him to pilot giant mechas.
| >>72685
What a bitch. Should've just gotten in the mech. His father probably really loved him too.
-RaIn
| >>72685
what a brat. im lucky if i get to /touch/ shit like that, let alone drive it. although there was that one time a dude left his mecha control panel at my shop for two years and then complained that i didn't have it ready immediately. -IN1
| There was another time when some south park wanna be dudes who claimed to be born in the wrong generation walked in trying to be south park characters.. It was weird.. cause they dident even know how to be those character's -LightmanZX
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| >>72921
translated. -IN1
HAKASE MEANS PROFESSOR IN IAPANESE MY NATIVE LANGUAGE I HATE USING ENGLISH REGULARLY AND TO ELABORATE FRIEND ENDED UP DISMANTLING THAT CULT AND TOOK THE SWORD FOR HIMSELF FOR THE MOST PART
-HAKASE
| You guys probably don't know me, but this looked interesting, so I figured I would put in my two cents.
One time I...Well, I astral projected.
I had been trying to for months, repeating mantras, meditating, smoking very particular herbs. I was trying to open my pineal gland. "Third Eye". I honestly didn't believe the shit until this night.
A spot in the middle of my forehead started...flexing, and then, before I knew it, I floated out of my body.
-Sachiko.
| >>73411
What a tale! We are interested in the possibility beyond what's logical, stories such as this inspire us to seek more and more.
Thank you, stranger. You have made us aware of this fascinating happening. -Uni
| I read all this and realize my life here in Glitch City hasn't been all that eventful, really. I'm not even sure if it has any place amongst all these stories, but... The strangest thing that happened to me, uhm... I once ordered an ice coffee from a vending machine. It dispensed three cans, even though I only paid for one.
| -MERCurio
| Every each day is worst
| >>73465
Well, frankly I'm still confused by the happenings of that night. I never believed in spirituality until this happened. I went to a place and spoke with a spiritual guru-a Lilim who believes she has a soul and that psychadelics are psychoactive and can increase one's mental vibration waves, ascending their mind and spirit to higher planes. One can find her in the southern Motor district, but I won't tell you. I want to keep her secrets safe.
Her name is Carlyle.
-Sachiko
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| Personally, I had three people in a row pass me wearing the exact same thing! Not too odd, but probably the most interesting thing that's happened to me lately. -IN1