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Vampire on the loose?

| There are rumors of a vampire running around glitch city killing people lately, anybody hear anything about this?
Seems silly to me, if something like that was happening we'd hear reports, right?


| God I hate you chuunibyous.


| Probaly just a lilim dressed up as a vampire -LightmanZX


| >>71804 hahahahahaha, motherfucker really saying this on /cyb/ clap, clap to this guy, you have the heaviest ball to say that to these cranky users


| Why would a lilim dress as a vampire to kill someone? Seems like a stretch to me.


| Vampires, you say? Such mythical and old beast are being brought up in our technologically-tied world would be.. laughable.

No matter, that isn't the interest of this message. We are simply wondering about these "rumours" you are bringing to the talk, mind telling us about them?


| They say he lures you out into a dark alley and drinks all your blood! Apparently he's pretty handsome too? It's a weird rumor lol, the more I think about it, the more I think it can't possibly be true


| >>71924
Dark alley, you say? What a classical way to devour a victim. Nonetheless, we think this is highly improbable, by no means impossible, however.

No one here would be interested in dying alone in an alley after all. Keep an eye out. -Uni


| The hell is a vampire? -M9


| >>71938 y'know, like those old movies? They sparkle or something?


| >>71938
Uneducated, but we don't think that most here would know what a vampire is.

It's a beast of a man, craving blood and siphoning them off any living person. Many say they lacked something called 'essence', we simply think they're outright insane. -Uni


| >>71943 >>71950
...
...
... god damn that sounds hot as fuck. Creepy as shit, but still, hot as fuck. -M9


| >>71985
Merc you seriously have some I interesting tastes. -CN


| >>71989
Yeah, ah've tasted some shit... ;P -M9


| Ew


| >>71995
That sounds like scatplay.


| >>71995
Merc please... -CN


| >>72001
Scat-what? -M9


| >>72005
I'll give you a hint. It's brown. -CN


| >>72005
Sexual affinity towards fecal matter and the use in a sexual act.


| >>72009 >>72007
...Oh fuck you guys, ew, ew, EWWWWWWWWWWW
Shit ah need a drink. -M9


| >>72013
Yea don't worry. I agree with you there. -CN


| >>72013
>Shit ah need a drink
There you go again with shit.


| >>72020
no u -M9


| Have someone mentioned a vampire? -Roselinde


| >>72101
wait so you eat shit? man I thought I was weird...
-8||8


| You are weird, panty collector


| >>72136
Fuck off! -M9


| >>72147
So you do?
-8||8


| >>72213
>:C
No! -M9


| Let's not start a flame war, you guys remember what happened last time.


| ... It's probably just some person PRETENDING to be a vampire, at best, right? Glitch City's streets are already dangerous enough as is at night. We don't..
/need/ another strange thing scaring people. -MERCurio


| >>72375
If that's the case then this vampire pretender plays their role perfectly.

For the victim to look pale and die with two bite marks, like how the legends portray the victim of the beast; there is simply something amiss about it. -Uni


| >>72384 so you've seen the scene too then. There's no vampire here, I'm sure of it. But someone definitely is making it appear that way.


| You can do fucking anything with nanomachines and genemods these days. It's probably some weirdo with a blood fetish that's turned himself into a mosquito-man or something. That or a goth-themed suicide pact.


| >>72704 I remember giving a lilim such a thing that could do that.. and by that I mean they asked me to order it, claiming they were indeed a docter, and that I was the only one that could do it.. I dident care since they payed me tripple the price -LightmanZX


| >>72389
We are not sure about anything here. With how strange the hobbies of the populace can be, it can be anything, quite literally.

As >>72704 have highlighted here, it could very well just be something that satisfies their lust.

Either way, the crime scene was a beautiful piece to write on. Such a clean yet mysterious death. -Uni


| >>72772
Much like what I wrote, people can be strange at times; maybe even to the point of being dangerous. Hm?


| I bet it has something to do with centipedes.

These fucking things. —UKT


| >>72838
C-centipedes? What does it have to do with such a horrible hundreds-legged creature? -Uni


| >>72843
They say these horrors love to coil around your hand, and then


| >>72848
T-t-then? What do these abominations from the seventh layer of hell want from people?


| >>72853
You'll know soon enough.
Maybe too soon.


| >>72858
Such a horrifyingly vile creature. Never will we come close to it, and we wish to never be close around it. -Uni


| Before suspicions arise, it's not me.
-Blood Bank.


| >>72860
Hell, cmon those things are lovely creature, you never know the beauty red legs of scolopendra subsnipes?
-Dantz


| >>72865
Our hands are shaking at the thought of simply looking at one. Nay, we choose not to disturb them lest what they do is coil around people. -Uni


| >>72866
they coiled around someone body doesn't mean they will attack you, they even coiled around their baby so they could protect you, so it just their way of affection, they are such a lovely creature. -Dantz


| >>72869
no, non, nein, typo that i mean they coiled around their babies so they could protect them. -Dantz


| >>72869
No, no, no. As lovely as they are to you, we cannot find one single sense to trust anything that looks like a caterpillar with countless of legs.


| >>72875
you never know the warmness of their affection while they coiled up around your body, is the same as cuddling. -Dantz


| >>72877
No, you ruffian. Such things does not amaze nor entertain me, they only bring tremors and terrors; they are the real-piece Boogeyman!


| (*us, keyboard slipped)
-Uni


| >>72880
you think it's a terror, but to me it is a love affection. -Dantz

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