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Radio wire 9.5
| "Hello again and again and again Glitch City welcome back to the Radio show that refuses to die every time! You're listening to big Neil and.." -N
| "..And big Neil only since about half of the group is out go only god knows what, we have had quite a time off the air but I promise you, we Don't care" -N
| "Now to start up after this pause I'm gonna bring the big fat prize we been waiting to announce but we didn't knew what was going to be, until now!" -N
| "We are giving away 2 FREE TICKETS FOR THE UPCOMING *KIRA* MIKI COMCERT! Hell I'm not really a fan but if you win and sound hot to me I will gladly go with you" -N
| >Your Love Is a Drug begins playing on the background
| "Behave" -R
"Now we aren't going to just give it out to the first lucky Fuck that calls here, no no we are giving them out to the first lucky Fuck to send a picture with the words "BIG NEIL" written on any part of your body, I mean how could that go wrong?" -N
| "You're practically asking to get dick pics there" -R
"Hell if they're long enough to fit my alias how could I be mad?" -N
| "Be the first to send a picture to [email protected] and call at
555-XXXXXXX to claim your tickets, the lines are wide open and waiting people!" -N
| >Your Love Is a Drug can be fully heard now
| >BlackCollarBooty.pnx
>The image is of a slender, yet toned woman in a pair of pink, strawberry print panties without her bra on, see from behind. She has long blonde hair and a smaller bust from what can be seen.
>Big Neil is definitely photoshopped over the back of her muscular right thigh
>Dial 555-XXXXXXX
| >Neil picks up line '555' almost as soon as it rings
"Hello and welcome to radio wire 182.0! Workplace of big Neil and some other uninmportant ones, now who am I speaking with today?" -N
| "Uh, Hewwo. Wan-tingu Teeck-its for da *Kira*Miki Concert. Imag-e sento should work for entry and-a looks rwike I'm first cawwa."
>Her voice sounds like a young Japanese person attempting to speak english. Clearly this is not comfortable for her to speak like this.
| "Now, hold up a second lady" -N
>muffled, hysterical laughter can be heard for a few seconds as the mic gets poorly covered
"Sorry, sorry, you say you sent an image but the one we got seems.. fake, prude work of photoshop, but still a nice try with a nice picture!" -N
| "Ehhhh? Neir said just had to be wrri-ten. Awl-terrations with edit should count, or specify better, Ahoga."
>She says several other dismissive maybe even derogatory, by her tone, words in Japanese afterward.
"Would reawwy appreci-ate win for friendo though. Want him to owe me more favor."
| "Look I just want to make things fair for everyone rady, you could write it on your arm or forehead for what I care, but how do I know the hot slender blondie on the picture isn't really a short asian girl using a random picture from the internet?" -N
| "Talk me about that friendo though! did you know that blackmail works faster than favors?" -N
| "Urusai-o..."
>She says gently.
"Girr in Picture also friendo. Favor Friendo has been-a doing medicuru work on cawreague-u Want to pay him back. Cho-tto"
>Send to [email protected]
>Me.pnx
>A new photo is sent in, this time with a written time stamp covering most of her face aside from her eyes and forehead, where it does say Big Neil written in a blue marker. She looks young from what you can tell and is thin with long straight black hair with square frame glasses.
| "Check-u now, baka..."
>She once again says gently.
| "Well I gotta accept that, though it's really hard to know what the hell you're saying to me! Say I will send you the online receipt to the same address that sent the picture, I think you can show it at the tickets' place or something to receive them, hell I didn't bother to read the details but they're there! First line tickets for *kira* Miki!" -N
| "First row" -R
"Say what?" -N
"It's first row tickets, not first line" -R
"First line first row whatever, we're sending you to the seats where you could feel the sweat drops if she was actually human!" -N
| "Saorry, Engurishu is not first Ranguage. But zank you, Baka Hosto. Honto-ni. You possibry see posts on /u/ in-a onwy Numbers. That is me. Preasure to speak-a with you. Sayonara, Bye-Byeee~"
>Click
| "Wait what?" -R
"Pleasure to speak with you too rady, remember people, radio wire makes promises and sends people to famous concerts!" -N
| "Did you got the number, or a name?" -R
"Alright creep-o she was kinda young so I wouldn't risk to go there" -N
"No asshole, she's that freaking poster that I keep trying to decipher" -R
| "You mean the reason you wrote numbers on the desk?" -N
"Show me her picture" -R
"Can't do, listener-host privacy, I just made it up but I will intend to keep it" -N
| "Neil" -R
"How will that help you decipher anyway?" -N
"Neil" -R
"Or you just wanna see the face of the one person you know is smarter than you?" -N
"Neil!!" -R
| "Well I'm definetly taking my laptop to my apartment tonight, little weirdo" -N
>A shutting noise can be heard on air
"But first.." -N
| >March of the white knights begins playing
"That should do for the rest of the night, goodnight beautiful AND ugly people of Glitch City! We're back and loaded in air for you!" -N
| >March of the white knights plays on repeat for the rest of the night
| "Good morning Glitch City this is Big Neil at radio wire 182.0! This is the best radio show that ever existed according to the members of said radio, because anyone else's opinion doesn't matter" -N
| "Yesterday we gave out two tickets for *mira* MIKI upcoming concert and I promise, since It's christmas and we have lost, like, a tonfuck of audience we're giving out a lot more prices soon!" -N
| "Remember people, radio listeners work just like your friends, they get tired of listening to you so you cover them in meaningless gifts to get their attention again!" -N
| "Now, now, now, one thing I love about working with radio is that you can just lean back and let music play for 10 hours straight and you can still call it 'working'" -N
| "I wouldn't call letting the same song run for 10 hours 'music'" -R
"That's because you don't have taste in music like I do, this is a song about the true protectors of Glitch City!" -N
| "I'll change it but because I WANT to not because you told me to alright?" -N
"Whatever Neil.." -R
| >Everyday is Night begins playing
| "Radio wire people, music, fights, deep psychological issues, we got it all! Lines are always open, remember: 555-XXXXXXX if you wanna have a good time" -N
| "Jeez, not all at once, you're surrounding me!" -N
"God if ah wasn't tired of yer annoyin' voice" -X
"Hey, someone finally came to do his job!" -N
| >Dial 555-XXXXXXX
| "Don't let him get to you" -R
"Ah' was gettin' us news ya' asshole!" -X
"..." -R
"Did you find anything?" -N
"I mean, nothin' new but--" -X
"--LAME!" -N
| "Look, ya' huge--" -X
"--Hold up" -N
>Neil picks up line 555
"Helloooo my getaway from a fight, You're now on Radio Wire talking with God's sent Big Neil! Who am I having the pleasure to be talking with now?" -N
| >A man's voice comes from the phone
"Helloooo Mister Neil! How are things in this wonderful wonderful city today?"
| "They are as great as they can get random citizen!" -N
"Ah' swear ah'll knock him up right after this call.." -X
"What brings you to the best radio in the world today?" -N
| "Well, just wanted to let all your listeners know, there's a daaaaaangerous killer on the loose! A man named Darius who killed a child! Wouldn't want anybody to get hurt now! But don't worry, Mr Neil! Ol' Dallas here is on the hunt for him! I'll be sure to keep your lovely city safe from the child killer!"
| "Man I'm not sure if the creepiest part here is the fact that there is a child killer out there or the fact that you're as happy as a rich kid in christmas eve when talking about said child killer.. Say, is This your first time hunting a man Mr.Dallas?" -N
| "No sir Mister Neil! I make my living hunting people! Completely legally, of course! I've got all my licenses in order! Anyways, I'm being paid quite a bit for this man, so I'm offering a good amount of money for any info on him! Just find your buddy Dallas at a divebar near you!"
| "Alright man next time I have to get rid of someone I swear I will call you! I love your enthusiasm But I gotta ask, let's say someone pays you big money to take care of me, will I be utterly fucked or you take bargains?" -N
| "Anybody targeting you can't afford me! No worries Mister Neil! I've gotta hit the bars so you folks enjoy your night!"
>The man hangs up without waiting for a response
| "Well, looks like I'm friend of a bounty hunter now, hell I knew my charisma would get me useful friends one day, this is like a free get out of being murdered ticket!" -N
| "Useful friends huh?" -X
"Aw don't be jelaous buddy, You're useful, you let me steal your bike every once and then!" -N
|
| "Good morning glitch city this is your big host big Neil and his sidekick uninmportat Xii at Radio Wire in the morning!" -N
"Watcha mean by sidekick motherfucker I helped raise this place without ya'!" -X
"Don't let him get to you" -R
| "Someone's been extra assholish lately" -X
"Well considering I've been cleaner than industrial bleach as of lately you can bet I'm gonna be messing with you! I gotta relieve this extra energy somehow you know?" -N
| "Besides, you used to be cool man, you followed the proper tradition of banter between guys, now if I insult someone who will genuinely get mad about it I'm just a classic asshole instead of a funny asshole" -N
| "Maybe I'm gettin' tired of yer shit" -X
"That, oooor.. Maybe the lack of laid is getting you moody, hell I assumed a guy with a robotic arm wouldn't need no woman" -N
| "This must be what hell feels like" -R
"How many speeds you got on That thing? I wouldn't leave my place if I had something like that" -N
"Why Don't ya' come here so ah' can show ya'?" -N
| "Was that a threat? It sound more like a good time to me" -N
| "...Lines are open, 555-XXXXXXXX to speak with Neil and 545-XXXXXXX to speak with Xii, we await your calls with great pain.." -R
| "Holy Fuck neko park is lit!" -N
"What ya' mean?" -X
"Dronecam 3, pay attention cause we're airing this shit" -N
| >NEWS!
"Law & disorder!" -N
"A fight just recently broke out in Neko Park between what appears to be the refugees, or their representatives the 'Humanity First' policlubberd and the Glitch City police department, there are even armored people coming out of hobo City to join the fight this is fucked people!" -N
| "Protestors, police, highly armed hobos and a freaking helicopter!! We're airing the feed from our drone to our website so feel free to watch the rumble by yourselfs, always here with first hand news: Radio Wire!" -N
| >"NEWS!"
"I ain't even gonna make a fuckin' title for this, this is outrageous, lilims, augmented, humans, dipshits, gangmembers, police and jinterprise in an all out rumble out there, the number of bodies are highly increasin' as well as the sanity of the city is decreasin'. We're officially in a state of chaos people, we strongly advice for y'all to stay at Home and lock yer doors" -X
| "That being said, ah'm about to do the entire opposite and go beat some shitheads, ah' always said the only way to fight these humanity fucks was by fightin' back and I ain't gonna stay here all day while they unleash chaos out there" -X
| "They're not the ones that started This and You're gonna get yourself killed!" -R
"Ya' say that but I only hear "wuawuawua" R " -X
| "This was Xii from Radio Wire people! if Ah' see ya out there beating someone I'm comin' for ya too, peace!" -X
| "You stop him!" -R
"Yeah no way he's been about to pop a Vein since yesterday and he just found his 'popper'" -N
"what" -R
| "He's been about to blow lately and It's better if he does it outside than in here" -N
"He's. Going. To. Get. Himself. Killed" -R
| "Well what do you suggest, that I go out there and stun him then drag his heavy ass body back here?" -N
"That's exactly what I want you to do!" -R
| "God You're Such a nagger, I'll do it but just because I want to, alright??" -N
"Just fucking go Neil.." -R
| "To all our concerned users we're launching another drone to air the events happening in about 15 minutes, we will keep updating about safe zones, dangerous happenings and important alerts, everyone stay safe and stay kicked down.." -R
| >Dial 555-XXXXXX
| >R picks up line 555
"Hello and welcome to Radio Wire in times of crisis, You're speaking now with R.."
| >A man's voice comes on the line
"Hello again radio wire! It's your pal Dallas again! Is this city always this noisy? I kind of love it!"
>You can almost hear the man's grin through the phone
"I've been in this city three days and it's already a riot! I may just have to settle down here!"
| "Oh, Dallas, our totally not creepy caller pal.. To be honest with you there's always something waiting to blow in here, it was just a matter of time but doesn't make it any less fucked, what brings you to call today?" -R
| "Can't I just call to hear the voices of my new best friends?"
>The man laughs
"I just wanted to check on my new pals, make sure you guys are safely tucked away in your little studio."
| "Weeeell.. I'm the only one really that's staying here, one of us got out to fight against the protestors and Neil went after him, I'm even considering opening doors for anyone looking for safety.." -R
>A bit of sarcasm could be heard when R said 'fight'
| "oh no! I could stop by and offer protection if you want, I'll even give a discount in these horrible horrible times!"
| "I Don't know Dallas, don't take it personal but you make me uneasy, I know neil would welcome you here with open arms but understand that I don't trust that much on you.." -R
| "ooh, you're gonna hurt my feeling!"
>He laughs
"Anyways, I called to ask a question! Do you know a bar crazy enough to still be running right now? Nothing gets me more excited for a riot than a strong drink!"
| "I Don't think anyone would be crazy enough to open trough this chaos, not even in this city.. I would expect someone like you to have a stash" -R
| "nah, cheap beer has nothing on the stuff you can find in a real bar, it's just not the same!"
| (what's funny is that at least two are open right now... Carlyle and Locked & Barrel. They even posted PSA's in the board.)
| (dallas isn't the type to be on a web board tho, at least not yet ;p )
| >DIAL 555-XXXXXXX
| "Well, You're asking the wrong person here anyway, bars aren't really my thing, or anything that involves getting out of the station but.. I believe alcohol delivery must be a thing in this City if you look hard enough, at least for when you just can't find a bar" -R
| (Apologies for late reply)
| "alcohol delivery! Of course! God I love this place! Thank you thank you!"
>The man hangs up abruptly yet again
| "Guess that everyone copes differently with the chaos.. Lines are open again audience and remember we're in a stage of emergency, a lot of citizens are offering shelter from the riots and.." -R
| >A long silence filled the air as R pauses
"..and we do as well, anyone being targeted such as lilims, augmented humans and hybrids are welcome to call private line 515-XXXXXXX to request shelter in here, I repeat, we will only accept targeted citizens due the nature of the situation.." -R
| "Good morning listeners of Glitch City, things have seemed to calm down since the start of the riots, however we still advise for everyone to remain safe and locked for as long as it is posible" -R
>Everything Will Be Ok begins playing
| "Any information about sightings or location of the hosts from this station will be greatly rewarded, always with you: Radio Wire." -R
| "Radio wire reporting, the streets are--" -R
"--Fucking lit that's what they are!" -N
"Oh you're back.. perhaps you can cover better the situation, all of my drones have been taken down by protesters" -R
| "I mean, things are kinda ok but definetly not ok you know? Like when it's not cold but you still gotta wear a jacket" -N
"What?" -R
"Also, I heard you broadcasting about protecting targeted suspects, so I got some friends here waiting outside" -N
| "Friends? are you sure they're not with the protesters?" -R
"Oh no no they're 100% nuts and bolts, except for caramel I think she's always felt too soft for a lilim, know what I'm saying?" -N
"...Are they hookers?" -R
| "Watch that tongue! Just because they're lilims you ASSUME they're hookers??" -N
"I.." -R
"The correct term is Sex workers sir and these are noble lilims that make a living with the oldest and most honored job in history!" -N
| "Neil, when I said targeted suspects this isn't what I meant we can't have sex workers in here" -R
"So now you're a judge about who must and musn't be saved? you sicken me!" -N
"Neil--" -R
"--You sicken me sir!" -N
| "Neil!" -R
"No! I own as much of the place as you do and I decide to make it a shelter!" -N
"You haven't put a goddamn cent for this one what are you talking about??" -R
| "Listen!... Listen, man, there's fucks out there killing and raping lilims and hell I see these at least twice a week wich is more than I used to visit my parents so can you.." -N
"...Can I what?" -R
"Shut up, let them talk" -N
| "Let who talk?" -R
"I mean yeah there's this lilim singer and.. Aw come on if you knew their prices twice a week ain't nothing!" -N
"Neil what the hell are you pulling now?" -R
"Alright now stop acting like you don't hear them cause that's a new level of rude!" -N
| "..Neil?" -R
"Well I can easily get a handy for 20 Zennys but that's just courtesy they let me have the whole hour for 100 zennys!" -N
| "Neil"-R
"Oh are you lost shortie? You see when a man has money and a street lilim doesn't they--" -N
"--Neil!" -R
"What!?" -N
"Who the hell are you talking to??" -R
"To her!" -N
"There is no one there!" -R
| "Now that is over the line sir!" -N
"..What do you mean he can't see you? no you're fucking with me R you can definetly see her right?" -N
"I'm just telling you I can't??" -R
| "...Yeah yeah I told you 100 zennys are good but.. hold up" -N
"..." -R
"Are you.. I definetly don't know you and you're not with the group are you two fucking with me? Cause I swear I've been clean these days and this can NOT be a side effect" -N
| "There! you can definetly feel that right?" -N
"Neil that was just a breeze.." -R
"No it was not she moved your hair!! God you lack so much of a woman's touch that you wouldn't feel one even if it slapped you on your sleep.." -N
| "Look, you're creeping me out Neil so listen.. I will accept your hook-- your sex working friends and you knock it off with this.. deal?" -R
"This ain't no joke R, there's a fucking Lilim ghost or ghost lilim here and she's definetly fucking with me right now man! and this is definetly NOT how I like being fucked with man!" -N
| "And what does that make me?? Does that mean I'm insane?? Does that mean I'm already dead and I don't know it like that stupid ass movie I still don't understand?? Fuck that what does that make YOU?" -N
| >DIAL 555-XXXXXXX
| >The line was quiet as Neil took a deep breath, for a second it was the only thing that could be heard
"Alright.. don't cry on me now because I swear I'm the one who should be crying since I'm either fucked up or completely fucked up.. now, how did you end up here anyway? why me? was it the fact that I was leading a herd of colorful sex workers?" -N
| >R picks up line 555
"Hello and welcome to radio wire in the night, you're speaking with R and god help us all as I'm this close to leave this place... Who am I speaking with tonight?" -R
| >A young and overly cheerful voice bursts through the line.
"What a chilly evening are we having today, don't you agree? My name s Colohan, Jamie Colohan! The most annoying operator this side of the Moon, as my collegues keep telling me! You seem to be in a bit of a sticky situation, mouth-deep in shit actually if you ask me. Are you alright there, Neil, bud?"
>He shot in a single breath.
| "Alright so.. Know that I am 100% supportive of that idea because if someone can hear you, that means I'm not fucking insane but I swear.." -N
>A muffled scream could be heard on the background for about 20 seconds as Neil covered his face and began screaming.
"Alright, now.. You walk up on that Mic and if there's a SINGLE person that can hear you they better fucking call here.." -N
| "Neil is.. now wait here Mr.. Colohan, Mr Colohan wait here" -R
"Neil! A listener wants to know how are you doing!" -R
| >A short moment of static can be heard on air instead of the usual silence
"Not good R! Not fucking good! Did you hear that? No don't bother, I know you didn't, I know no one fucking did!!" -N
| >R speaks back to the caller
"Neil is.. Exactly what I assume you just heard, and what I deeply apologize for making you hear.." -R
| "Hell don't be sorry for existing girl, I promise that doesn't fix shit no matter how hard you do it.. You.. You are moving like a hologram there.. Are you disappearing like a time traveler?" -N
| "Yes.. is that the date of your death or something? If this keeps going I'm sure as hell it'll be the date of MY death, but what's important about it sugar?" -N
| >Young voice laughed wholeheartedly.
"Nah, thats no problem, no problem at all! Its quite good actually, in case you don't know, swearing makes your brain make some stuffs, endorpines or something, and lots of adrenaline as well, yeah! So, no painkiller as a F-Bomb painkiller, and Im not talking about Faser bombs here if you catch my wavering so to speak, hahaha! Anyway, let the poor chap swear his pain away, its better for health to not keep stuff in! Unlesd its organs, haha!"
| "Yesterday what? I was sane and I didn't appreciate it? haha, see what I did there? I'm joking to hide the constant pain, now make me laugh some more and tell me about yesterday sugar.." -N
| "I'm sure if swearing was morphine both of my boys would have fallen into a comma months ago.. Say you're problably the less creepy caller we got in.. days, you say you're an operator from the moon? Your fast tone explains why would someone find you annoying accompanied with your enthusiasm.. Wich speaking of pardon my lack of it but my job is not supposed to be picking up the calls.." -R
| "Ha! that's a good one sugar! good and old like my women, what's the deal with that flower on your head anyway? if you opened it more and looked down would I be able to look at your brains?" -N
| "But as you can hear the condition of our host is not the best one tonight.." -R
| "A comedian huh? That explains why would you need spaguetti arms, and don't say you're not good, you're just good for some people! Hell R keeps telling me I'm the worst radio host he could ever meet, but I'm still the one that gets all the calls and death threats!" -N
| >The voice sped up even faster, than it already was.
"Oh yeah, all sorts of creepy people lately in this city running around doing BANG B A N G ! You're right, although I don't know, I only got transferred here two days ago so maybe not who knows huh, haha! But Im not actually from the Moon, well I sorta am, but right now Im here in the city tho, they transferred me to the embassy so I probably gonna stay here for awhile, and people always lack enthusiasm around me its okay, haha!"
| "With that enthusiasm I could only assume you were either new in the city or been for too damn long.. Say, is there a secret for you to be so energetic or you are just like that? with the recent events and happenigs I could use som--" -R
>Neil bursts a laugh from the background interrupting the call
"Oh god R I seriously wish you could see this more than I wished minutes ago, this girl is comedy gold!" -N
| "Hell that still makes you worth more than all the crap we keep around to keep this place working! good thing I went loony with something that can make me laugh, hell if this was a bad trip you would problably be wearing a hokey mask while swinging around a machete" -N
| "What, never seen that cliche before? some dude in a hockey mask kills everyone, I've seen it about 7 times, 8 if porn parodies count, and let me tell you when you've seen a horror cliche so many times you start to see it on your bad trips" -N
| "No no no, movies, never seen a horror movie sugar? Hell with all the things your body can do I can't imagine what a good scare would do to you, what if it triggers your spaguetti arms among that flower and that thing your fingers do? It'd be like watching a broken funbox!" -N
| >The voice suddenly became calm, serious and exceptionaly soft-spoken, as if singing a lullaby.
"When you speak like that to a couple dozen people in distress at the same time eight to twelve hours a day almost without breakes..."
>The previous extremely annoying, hight-pitched and overly cheerful voice bursted back in at light speed.
"You just sorta kinda gotta cope with it and the best way I found is to not speak like that outside of work it also annoys people which is fun haha!"
| "Now that raises the bar of creepiness.. In one hand I got the meltdown of my co-worker and in the other I got you, who makes me anxious the more I talk with, what exactly is your work to have to pull such display of fast talking?" -R
>Neil bursts in laugh again almost in timing with R's finishing his phrase
"Now girl You're killing me! Do you always come up ready with a full act for a sexy stranger like me?" -N
| "There! you were just about to talk about it! what happened yesterday sugar? Please! I won't complain if you're in fact inside my head but I need to know I'm crazy or not, did you die? did someone disconnected you and connected you in me somehow?" -N
| >Voice chuckled childishly.
"People always get annyed by the smallest thing I found out, and it just so amusing I can't stop haha! Until someone tries to stop me then it becomes less fun hahaha! I used to be a fleet coordinator the fly in orbit and shoot people with big guns kind of fleet you know totally cool but now Im transferred to the units coordination, the ground walk-shoot-but-more-scream-over-radio-and-die kind you know, ahaha maybe will work embassy after this mess ends!"
| "Now that's some movie plot shit right there.. Maybe the lilith cloud had to send you somewhere and it sent you to torment me? Hell you're like an opposite ghost, you make me laugh instead of afraid! That after the big freak out of you suddenly showing up though, have you tried finding your body after that happened though? I think that's how it works in movies.." -N
| "So I assume you got sent down here because of the late riots then? A man with an increased way of speaking coming from a big lethal space ship sent to Glitch City.. Sorry if it's too much to ask but understand that information is worth a lot here but do you work for any goverment or private company Mr. Colohan?" -R
| "Oh hell now you're gonna make me tear up.. A-At least you got yourself the peaceful afterlife! Like hell between being in an online cloud with thousands of other lilims you got to chill some more on the city with the chilliest person in the city!" -N
| "Hell you found the kindest person to lilims in town, Just go around between 3th and 8th corner in a busy day and ask them about me! I would thread careful though, unless you go around with your spaguetti arms deployed you miiiight get confused with another sex lilim there" -N
| "Aw it's nice meeting you too polly, Just don't be a stranger if you find someone that's also fucked in the head and can hear you, remember I was your first to know your existence!" -N
| >Voice exploded into laughing at the top of their lungs, then quickly calmed down. To a degree.
"Nononononono, I never flew in big letal ships, I flew in the smol non-lethal ships and dodged shots instead of sending them which was in my opinion slightly more exciting then it would be to fly a giant brick and press fire button hahaha but thats just me also i work for government ukobiA*cough* never could pronounce it, UK one! Used to work for K-TRAN before but quit was boring haha!"
| "Ha! Got me with that one! Guys does anyone remember that movie of the guy visited by christmas angels? Or maybe they were ghosts?Hell I got a fuckton of sex lilims out there that are still waiting for shelter but this, when do you have the opportunity to talk with a ghost lilim?" -N
| "That, again, explains the fast attitude.. I got to say, you can calm down with us right now, there's no hurry and.. And you still make nerveous.. You said You're now in charge of coordinating grond units over radio? Or do you accompany them as well?" -R
| >Cheerful pffft could be heard over the line.
"Nah I am no fighter even my rank is just so I can roam around these guys without them freaking out about civilians around their weaponry hahaha I still dress up as a civilian and scare guards sometimes keeps them in tonus hahaha besides if I go with ground unit myself they will probably just shoot me on accident or just shoot me and then call it an accident hahaha!"
"And I'm completely calm working voice makes me nervous tho haha!"
| >Some muffled talking can be heard in the background, ending abruptly with a familiar high-pitched laughter
"Oh noes R looks like I gotta go help these guys with their stupid stuff also there will be lotsa shooting soon in some districts so keep at home haha! Or have fun if you want just dont get shot its not fun also I really need to go or this angry captain will finally snap and shoot me hahahahahaHHHAHAHAHA keep it together Neil buddy, you too R will call later bye haha!"
| >click
| "Until next time crazy operative man.. I swear you see all kind of people in this city.." -R
"She's gone R! But she promised to be back!" -N
"A-Alright Neil.." -R
| "Well now I'm getting my girls inside" -N
"I never said Yes to that" -R
"No I'm preeeetty sure you said you would welcome them if I 'knocked it off' with this ghost thing, and now that she's gone this technically counts as knocking it off!'" -N
| "Ne--"-R
"--Hush hush, they're staying with us and that's it!" -N
"Nei--"-R
"--Hush I said!" -N
| >dial 515-XXXXXX
| >Neil quickly picks up line '515'
"Hello and welcome to Radio Wire's private business line, where serious shit goes down out of the ear of our common listener, what can we help you with today?" -N
| "What are you doing" -R
"You took my line in troubling times, I'm just returning the favor!" -N
"You could return it by dropping the phone.." -R
"Can't do!" -N
| >The caller's voice interrupts the two.
"I know this is probably a bad time given recent events, but this had been planned while.. /That/ had not been. Anyway,"
>They continue.
"You all do advertisements, right?"
| "Yes sir, the price can go from 200 Zennys to 20.000 depending on the nature of the advertisement, but pretty anything that doesn't end with our head in a stale goes" -N
| (Pretty much*)
| (..In a stake*)
| >Christmas Music begins playing in the background
| >There's a delay in response.
"Apologies,"
>They continue.
"I was just relaying the price. I don't think any of us want your head on a stake, so I think we can make a deal without a hitch."
>There's a soft chuckle.
| "Alright sir, now tell us what you want advertised here and I will make my best to make it air as much as you need" -N
>There's a short pause
"For the right price" -N
|
| "Volunteers."
| "..We need volunteers, but something tells me that everyone's been asking for those lately. Y'see, I represent something that's been happening yearly, and for a few now.
| "And here it comes. What is it, exactly? Motorcycle racing. Our circuits are the street. Of course, this is all legal, er.. All closed off and set up beforehand."
| "We don't really have an official name, but we're the real deal. Have us a few who sponsor us, mostly professionals on the larger field. We're just small fries, really."
| "Volunteers.."
>Is repeated again. Background noise fills the call before leaving almost entirely.
"As to what we need them for, well. We run this thing by ourselves, believe it or not. We prefer staying.. Like I said, /small/. And local! Run on bets and donations. Sometimes we don't hit that limit and us at the top cash in."
| "So we really depend others to keep us livin'. Whether that be those who knew us from the start or someone that's just feeling kind, so be it."
| "After all, those sponsors? They're just for show. They're really just someone we knew once, looking down from that high place they've gotten to give us a little boost."
| >Seemingly done with the spiel, the caller lets themself sigh.
"If there's anything specific you want to ask, ask away. Can go into what we're lacking when it comes to people. If you'd like."
| > A new caller awaits. The ID seems to be a corprate number. The screen shows 'WhiteLightning PR'
| (you gotta dial a number so they know the line, numbers up top)
| > 515-XXXXXX BUSINESS LINE is currently being rung.
| >>84040
"So races huh? Well if that doesn't say "Big leagues" I don't know what will! You kinda don't start a deal with the words "volunteers" buuut.. you got me interested so I'll use my "ask anything" card, what do you lack of? racers? hosts?" -N
| >>84489
>"BUSINESS LINE OCCUPIED, TRANSFERING TO HOUSE LINE"
>"PLEASE STAND BY"
>"PLEASE STAND BY"
>"PLEASE.."
| >>84489
"Yes, hello? This isn't the ideal line but business is business so.. Hello and welcome to Radio Wire alternative line, what can we help you with today?" -R
| >>85029 " Yes, this is Raed Mistwalker of WhiteLightning Fiber. I'd like to purchase airtime for a commercial promoting our Glitch City Safe Zone effort."
| >Call on 535-XXXXX
| >>85023
"Hey, I'm just telling you what they wanted me to tell. Apparentally, I'm the most convincing around here."
| "Anyway.."
| "We've got them big-talking hosts, don't need none of them. Should've used one of those to call you group.."
>They cough. It's clear that it's purpose is to emphasize.
"..But we could always use more racers. Most of 'em come and go, guess that kinda keeps it fresh that way. But we really need is more so in the background."
| "We take pride in safety, but there's always someone who's gonna do something stupid, lose control and ram into someone's souped up and all fancy bike a little too hard, maybe. The end result never looks pretty. So as you can see, people who find themselves a little savvy in the, er.. Patching up side of things are welcome. Even if they can't, some one who does have the know how here can show them the basics. Same goes for the bikes themselves, not just the biker."
| "What have we got so far.. Medics and mechanics, ha. Lessee.. Also, musclebound folks who can stand setting up a few things. We have a lot to put up and soon to take it all down."
| "Mm.. Yeah. Anyone who can man or assist the stands would be good.. Y'know, food, merch and the like, among others. Once, I remember, we this local restaurant set up shop here.. Took up more space than the most, but I'll be damned if they didn't have nothing going for them. Tasty stuff. Point is: Many take the chance to get more business, and these races go late into the day."
| "Hope you're getting my point.. Otherwise you can let them know they need someone else to do the talking."
>Another cough. /Very/ subtle, man.
|
| >>85247
"Alright Mr. Mistwalker this sounds simply enough to set a fair price, for how long do you want this advertisement to be aired on live? " -R
| >>85252
"So, who's gonna take Cali's line? she's been out for lik--" -N
>"--Hello and welcome to best radio in the world: Radio Wire! You're speaking with California right now, what brings you to our humble lines today?"
"What the fuck" -N
| >>85396
"..Ahem, sorry for my derail but I hear you man, no need to change since I like your voice and weak enthusiasm! This race thing sounds big, and when it comes to deals we like them big! So with all the things you say you will have I'm telling you we can cook up the perfect advertisement to get you volunteers lining up like warm bread waiting to be eaten at your event!" -N
| >>87456 "Preferably until at least two safe zones have been established. For now, though I'd like to set it for two months for now while we orient ourselves to the requirements of the situation. I'll of course be seeking adjustments at a later date, but will be fine with paying in full the first agreement before any changes are requested."
| >>87468
"Fair enough, the price should stay the same no matter the changes as long as the due date remains the same and the message doesn't derails to different purposes.. We could part this deal with 40000 Zennys, with a refund of 20000 if you decide to cancel the second Month" -R
| >>87481
>"Hello weird voiced listener! Can we start this call with a name? You problably already know ours but I would love to know how to call you!"
| >>87563
"We go by many names, we're sure," >The voice says- though with the way it's responding it sounds almost like an amalgamation of others.
"Call us... Legion."
| >>87633
>"you speak in an odd manner Legion.. What brings you to us after these troubling times? "
| "Knowledge."
| "Hunger."
| >>88094
>"So you have a hunger for information.. With so many of you being one don't you think you have enough?"
| >>88092
>"So hunger for information.. But don't you think that being so many of you in one you have enough knowledge already?"
| >>88296
"It'd be the only way It's ok sir, you can send the payment to account N° XXXX-XXXX Robin M. Along with the message you want us to air in here" -R
| >"You will always be hungry for Information with that attitude!"
| >>89358
"We aLwaYS are," >The voice says, somewhat sad.
"Always huNgRY. Always CuRIOUS. AlwaYS seeking..."
| >>89369
>"But why Legion? Why do you seek knowledge so much, you could do so many great things instead"
| >>89590
"HuNGer is my food... HuNGER is my exisSTttence..." >It growls,
"We SeeEkk answeERrs... Do you Has?"
| >>87467
>They seem to appreciate Neil's comment about their performance.
"..Warm bread, eh? Sounds like I'm in good hands, then."
| >>89606
>"I have answer to a certain limit of questions, but you don't sound like something I want to answer to.."
| >>89611
"In the best hands man! We gonna get you so many people the second we air you on air, hell I know my buddy will be up for a good race, or at least he will if I bitch him about it just enough to put Radio Wire's name out there.. Now, what do you have in mind for the advertisement? got a cheeky slogan you want out there? or some dead-ass message with a serious voice?" -N
|
|
| "Hello?"
>comes through an advertiser.
| (Sorry, Rushed like an idiot, disregard my previous post.)
| Call on 555-XXXXXX
| >>89769
"Naaah, none of that. Just do it how you feel it. All we need's a little pick me up, is all. Get the ball rolling, so to speak."
| >>93037
"Now that's just great, freedom of word is to me what heroin is for an addict, just one more detail, we need a name for this, like I'm not gonna come up and say "come to the big ass race" no no we need a name for this event, I strongly recommend Neil, that's a great name!" -N
"Also I need to hear what you're gonna pay us for this so that's technically two details, I would normally trhow a price but I found to like you!" -N
| (It's-a ok)
>>92960
"Now who can take my line? I mean I can take two callers at once but it would be rude" -N
"Ah'll pick it up" -X
"..Alright I'm pretty sure you guys are fucking with me, when did you and California arrive? And the hell is wrong with your arm??" -N
>Xii picks up line 555
"'Ello and welcome to Radio wire at 182.0. Ah' bet ya' were expectin' Neil, but it is me, Xii" -X
| >>94984
"Hello Xii. I would like to just wish everyone a new year, and hope that everyone is able to achieve their dreams."
| >>95363
"Now ain't ya a wholesome? Our dreams died long but we did the logic path, find us new cheaper dreams! What's yer name pal?" -X
| "Cain."
>The line dies.
| "Well if That ain't suddenly concerning.. Send my greetins to Abel will ya? Oh right, you ain't in line no more" -X
| >>88391
>With an apology e-mail sent in about the delay, the funds found themselves in the proper account. Further a message meant to be the advertisement is presented in the same e-mail.
>' Glitch City is currently in ruin. Through the riots we have seen the hell this place has become. We must recover. We must thrive again. Not just humans but as Glitch City United. Help us help you. Help us Help each other. The White Lightning Safe Zone is just the beginning. Join us.'
| >>97398
"..Payment with message received, we will make sure to air this message as much as we can until February 28th. I repeat that if we found a shady motive, to put it that way within these messages we will stop the airing of them immediatly, But that aside we seem to be Good, is there anything else you might want to add or discuss?" -R
| >>97443 "Not at all. Please do cease the airing at the very moment of your confirmed suspicions. It was a hard message to write due to the complexities of trying to dodge a negative narrative but...ugh. People will take things however they want it. Thank you for your business, Sir. Happy new year."
| >>97464
"Pleasure to make business with you sir, we hope to be at level with your expectations and.. Happy new year to you also" -R
>Click
| >>93037
"Hey buddy you there? My arm is getting tired and not for an enjoyable activity this time" -N
"Why do ya' keep pressing the headphone closer to your ear though? are ya' deaf or somethin'?" -X
| >"ADVERTISING!"
"Glitch City is currently in ruin. Through the riots we have seen the hell this place has become. We must recover. We must thrive again. Not just humans but as Glitch City United. Help us help ya'. Help us Help each other. The White Lightnin' Safe Zone is just the beginnin'. Join us" -X
| "Can you try without the.. Uhm.. Accent next time?" -R
"Can YOU do it next time then?" -X
"Yes just like that, I know you can do it" -R
"..." -X
| "You know Neil doesn't have to be the only one talking right?" -R
"Why would the least favorite host waste time talkin'?" -X
"There is no way you're still upset about that" -R
| "Let's just give people what they want, a longshot asshole that accomplished nothin' in life" -X
"Hey can you speak up? I might need some of that salt for my dinner" -N
"Fuck you Neil" -X
"Was that an invitation?" -N
| "Didn't you have resolutions of new year? You can talk about them" -R
"Yeah ah' kinda broke them when fightin' a protester in new year's eve" -X
| "...What about updating your augs?" -R
"Yeah no thanks ah'm good with the junk we call 'future'" -X
| "You woudln't have to hide them if you got a model that blended with your skin" -R
"Yeah that shit problably costs an arm and a leg.. haha get it? 'cause ah' literally lost an arm and a leg before gettin' these?" -X
"That was awful.." -R
| "I think our audience rank just dropped" -N
"Ain't you in the phone??" -X
"I'm literally shitposting and watching streaming-chan as we speak, buddy, I can definetly fuck with you while I'm on the phone while shitposting and watching streaming-chan" -N
| "The wonders of human multi-tasking" -R
"This is why ah' never talk you guys suck" -X
"Yes, that's the salt I was talking about" -N
| "Come on we need a bit more of material before we overcharge the lines" -R
"And that is good because..?" -X
"All communications break without us having to hang up on the listener" -R
| "That's.. that's pretty rude man, and holy shit ya' said it on live " -X
"I don't care, one of the callers is Legion and I don't want it to share another word with Cali" -R
| "Ah so that's what is all about, ain't it cute? Papa R bein' overprotective in his creepy father-daughter relationship with his invention?" -X
"Please, don't start.."-R
| "C'mon, wasn't it you who said that people love conflict? that listeners are like mosquitoes that suck drama instead of blood?" -X
"T-That was a private conversation why do you say it on live!?" -R
"'Cause listeners love conflict according to you!" -X
| "You guys are better than TV" -N
"I'm gonna cut off both of your mics if you continue" -R
"What the hell did I do??"- N
"He's losin't it, and you're like.. A hate magnet around here" -X
| "You're worse than Neil sometimes.." -R
"Now, don't say stuff ya' might regret later" -X
"Ouch?" -N
| "Hey you know what would rock?" -N
"That you paid attention to your call?" -R
"Aw fuck you you just said you're waiting for us to overaccelerate the lines to break the calls!" -N
"...Overcharge" -R
| "Listen man, we should launch another quiz to see who is everyone's favorite host" -N
"NO" -X
"Aw don't be like that! we have more audience now and--" -N
"--NO" -X
| "God don't be such a sore loser, hell I bet you can get second place this time!" -N
"...Are we bettin' money?" -X
"Well It was a manner of speech, but if you're up for a good bet" -N
| "Let's say--" -X
"--Your bike" -N
"Yes--No, what the hell? No!" -X
"Your arm" -N
"No" -X
"Your left eye" -N
"Why whould ya' want it?" -X
"Wait I got it!" -N
"..." -X
"I bet you your cut of the radio that you won't get second place in the polls!!" -N
"..." -X
"We have a deal" -N
"..Fuck yeah we have a deal, when are we making them?" -X
"We should launch them at--"
>"CONNECTION LOST"
This thread is permanently archived
| >"RADIO WIRE, RESTABLISHING CONNECTION"
/
>"NUMBERS"
>"555-XXXXXX MAIN LINE RAN BY NEIL"
>"545-XXXXXXX SECONDARY LINE RAN BY XII"
>"535-XXXXXX COMPLEMENTARY LINE RAN BY CALIFORNIA"
>"515-XXXXXX BUSINESS LINE"
/
>"MUSIC, NEWS, AND EVENTS. 24/7"