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ARE YOU TIRED OF THE SAME OLD BULLSHIT?! BUY OUR ALBUM!
| AFTER YOU LISTEN TO THE THREE SONG MIXTAPE, YOU'LL WANT TO BUY OUR SHIT! GUARANTEED! YOU CAN DO SO AT OUR FIRST CONCERT GIG AT NEKO PARK THIS SUNDAY! WE'LL HAVE OUR NEW ALBUM ON SALE "METALCHROME" AT THE VENUE ALONG WITH MERCH AND ILLEGAL WEAPONRY FOR ALL OF YOU WHO WANT TO TAKE TO THE STREETS WHILE LISTENING TO "FUCK THE CORPS!" AND "FUCK THE CORPS TWICE!" OUR NEW SINGLES OFF OF "METALCHROME"!
| >HTTPS://DOWNLOADLAZERPANZERHERE.FUCKYOU.ORG
| OUR SHIT IS SO METAL EVEN OUR HYPERLINKS ARE IN ALL CAPS!
| Woah, careful with that edge.
| YOU MEAN THE SAME EDGE THAT FUCKS THE CITIZENS OF GLITCH CITY EVERYDAY?! WE AREN'T SOME EDGY EMO BAND, ASSHOLE! THIS IS REAL, GENUINE METAL MUSIC PLAYING STRAIGHT AT YOUR MOTHER'S EARS AND OUR MESSAGE IS CLEAR: NO MORE BULLSHIT! THAT INCLUDES YOU TROLL! WANNA SAY SOMETHING ABOUT IT JUST COME TO NEKO PARK SUNDAY AND EVEN MY GRANDMOTHER WILL KICK YOUR ASS!
| With enough augmentation anyone's grandmother can kick anyone's ass, never underestimate grandmothers.
| AND NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF PURE MUSIC AT 2000000000000000 DECIBELS BLOWING YOUR FACE OFF! OUR MUSIC WILL MAKE YOU WANT TO KICK A TRAIN FILLED WITH LASER CHAINSAWS DOWN A CLIFF OF 10,000 LAZER STAIRS INTO A SEA OF LAZERS! WE EVEN SAY THOSE EXACT LYRICS IN "SEA OF LAZERS" OFF OUR NEW ALBUM "METALCHROME" WHICH YOU CAN BUY AT OUR CONCERT TOMORROW NIGHT, ASSHOLES! FUCK THE GOVERNMENT, FUCK THE CORPORATIONS, FUCK THE TERRORISTS, LETS FREE GLITCH CITY WITH MUSICAL MIGHT!
| Uh... Not gonna stop you or anything but keep in that there's kind of a shantytown right now filled with refugees that have some uh... opinionated beliefs when it comes to our citizens. They themselves aren't really the issue, but the policlubbers who are using their name might be... And they're more of the violent sort. -CN
| How obnoxious
| >>68887
Dude come on. The only reason I'm warning then is cause of the risk they can get hurt. -CN
| >>68903
We think they would understand the cost of revolution: it's a petty one. Oblivious as our.. band person here, we doubt that they are rightfully insane to ignore the obvious warning such as the one you have spouted about. –Uni
| Sorry guys but I dont like metal -LightmanZX
| could've asked me to play bass or guitar...
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| Ill hire you if I need a guitarist.. all I can do is play the xylophone, bells, and drums
| IF NEKO PARK WANTS TO REVOLT, THEN WE'LL REVOLT WITH THEM! THOSE WHO UNDERSTAND THAT ALL CORPORATE OR GOVERNMENTAL ENTITIES ARE THE ENEMIES OF THE PEOPLE SHOULD BE WILLING TO TAKE UP ARMS AND MARCH RIGHT UP TO THE FRONT DOORS OF ANY CORPORATION OUT THERE! FUCK THEM ALL! TRUST US, WE AREN'T THE ONES THAT ARE GONNA END UP HURT IN THIS BITCH! REVOLUTION IS THE ONLY WAY TO FIGHT BACK! NEGOTIATION IS IMPOSSIBLE WHEN ONE SIDE IS SNUFFING THE LIFE OUT OF THE OTHER, LIKE CORPS DO TO PEOPLE
| WE ARE ABOUT TO GO LIVE ON STAGE! IF ANY OF YOU ASSHOLES WANNA LISTEN TO THE MOST HARDCORE METALSTEP YOU'VE EVER HEARD, SHOW UP AND BE PREPARED TO FIGHT! IF NOT, THEN JUST SIT BACK AND LET THE GOVERNMENT POISON YOU SLOWLY UNTIL YOU CAN'T THINK FOR YOURSELF, LIKE THEY ALREADY HAVE TO SO MANY PEOPLE! THERE IS NO ROOM FOR BITCHES IN THE LAZER MOVEMENT!
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| FELLOW GLITCH CITY RESIDENTS! LISTEN UP! ARE YOU TIRED OF THE SAME OLD BULLSHIT THAT GOES ON THIS CITY?! EVERYTHING FROM CORRUPT CORPORATIONS WAGING WAR AND KILLING CIVILIANS TO MUTANTS, MONSTERS, ZOMBIES AND TERRORISTS ROAMING IN THE STREETS?! WELL SO ARE WE! OUR NAME IS LAZERIATHANOCALYPSE, A NEW METAL BAND IN GLITCH CITY WHO DOESN'T TAKE NO BULLSHIT NO MORE! OUR MESSAGE IS CLEAR: NO MORE BULLSHIT! DOWNLOAD OUR NEW MIXTAPE "LAZERPANZER" COMPLETELY FREE AND TAKE A LISTEN ASSHOLES!