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I think i'm done with panties.

| Like... I dunno, I'm not sick of them, and it's always fun to look up a skirt every now and then... but i wonder if it's time to... look for something new?

*sigh*

I've been skimming through some mags lately, some of these bra's are pretty cute... So are swimsuits. Did you know they made one that dissolves in hot water? *sigh* Not that I can get my hun to wear them, cause she knows about it.

-Dahk


| I've gotten into folding origami recently, cause i have so many of them. Don't get me wrong, i'm still trying to get a collection of every single cutie's panties in this city and i'm about.. 95% of the way there (Celebs are a pain) , but... you know...

Once you get past identifying people by their smell, you can't do a lot with them... Maybe i should open a museum


| Doesn't help i run into a lotta phonies. You don't think i know how a CEO's panties feel like just because i haven't met them in person? you don't need to meet them to identify their panties.


| Also!! not all girls wear panties! i need to think of another way to get a Memento from that Skadi fella... If she doesn't bash my skull in.


| Maybe i should look into bras.


| >>654047
What about thigh highs? -CN


| >>654050
Are thighhighs popular enough?


| >>654054
I mean I don't think every girl in the city wears it but it's popular enough, especially in the winter months. -CN


| Mm.. there's also the manner of displaying them...

Maybe if i get into Mannequin making, i could probably replicate the lower bodies about half the cuties out there from memory.. -Dahk


| >>654056
I know there's a lot of complex like... doll making techniques to making body. Maybe you can transfer that to larger scale stuff? -CN


| >>654058
What do you want me to make them fuckable? -Dahk


| >>654061
T-That's not what I meant. I meant like uh make them more lifelike texture wise. I don't know, I'm not an expert. Just throwing out ideas. You do you. -CN


| so...

Life like butts hm? i can probably do it -Dahk


| >>654094
Yey, just throw it out there since you're uh, looking for something new or whatever. -CN


| This thread... gives me a headache for some reason.

-Alisa


| >>654103
Do you hate thigh highs that much? -CN


| >>654105

No it's not that. it's judt a weird overwhelmingly familiar but unfamiliar feeling?? I can't explain it...

-Alisa


| >>654106
Maybe you two know each other. -CN


| ...Alisa?

Alissa Alissa.... Do i have your panties yet? don't answer, you wouldn't know...

Were you the one who comissioned a Panty made out of Obsidion? or... maybe i traded them for obisdion on the black market....

*shrug*
-Dahk


| ...thank god gem isnt here...
>IA


| w h a t ? NOO???

I mean I can feed those... obsidian panties to my pet but...????

-Alisa


| >>654111
I bet your pet would be a real cutie in em! c'mon lemme do it


| >>654111
Yeah boss, about that, maybe don't? I get the bad mojo coming from this thread. Feels like my whole body is shivering somehow. -R9


| >>654112
oh god... this is a bad idea but... I mean I get some obsidian out of it so...

-Alisa


| Who the hell would wear obsidian panties? -CN


| >>654116
The same people that wears tinfoils for hat? -R9


| >>654116
No one. But an obsidian panties is just obsidian in a weird shape, and I can feed my slug with it.

-Alisa


| >>654118
... Weird of you to assume that's the case, boss. -R9


| >>654120
No matter how you see it, you can't just wear a rock! ESPECIALLY down there! That's a recipe for many many medical and sanitary disasters!

-Alisa


| >>654121
First, it's igneous rock and people use it for SCALPELS. Of course panties are the next logical step from a DAGGER! -R9


| i mean... even ancient cuties wore panties, i think i have some dating 6000 years old...


>>654114
You got it! anything else you want? -Dahk


| >>654129
I... can you just give me obsidian instead, like just pure obsidian? You don't have to make panties all the time!! It's less effort for you!

-Alisa


| >>654146
Do i look like an obsidion maker? i make panties not obsidion. Jeez just go get it yourself from the Penguin logistics or something.. =Dahk


| >>654151
aaaaa I'm so sorry! Please forgive me! I didn't mean to- I-I'll take your advice then-

-Alisa


| Wait you guy wear the panties? I used to just admire them...
-8||8


| Yes, female undergarments are marvelous indeed, Miss Dahk, but have you ever tried bath water? It happens to be such a wonderful, wonderful diversion to distract oneself from this horrifying and depressing existence
- BBB


| >>654160
... What about water? -Dahk

>>654152

..Don't be like that, jeez you're cute.

alright, i'll stretch out my tentacles to give ya a kilogram of for every panty you got, sound good?


| >>654162
Not just water, my dear friend, but BATH WATER! Bath water! Even the word itself, such a breathtakingly sweet sound indeed!
I am talking about water in which a pulchritudinous young woman, as graceful as a nymph, has cleansed herself from the impurity of this world!
Truly the most heavenly thing!
- BBB


| ...
are you saying i should filter water through panties to get the essence of the person wearing them? ingenious. I suppose i might need to try some myself....


Well, that's what i would say, but i feel like there's something 'm missing here.. -Dahk


| >>654162
aaaa thank you! I owe you one~!

-Alisa


| Why bath water?
-8||8


| >>654171
That diverts indeed from the path I was suggesting, but beware! Have we stumbled upon a new dazzling invention?
Undergarment-tea?
A beverage made by filtering water through undergarments?
Delicious herbs combined with the scent and essence of a fair woman?
SUCH A MARVELLOUS, MARVELLOUS CONTRIVANCE INDEED, MISS DAHK!
- BBB


| >>654171 >>654190
...Whenever someone calls me a pervert I'm linking them to this thread to show them true degenerancy. -CN


| >6͝5͠4121
F̵r̸om҉ ̨a tech̸n̡i̸cal͢ s̨ta͝n̕ḑp͘o͢in͟t, it iś ̶not ͠u̢nr͘e̛as̛ona҉bl͝e̶ tó ͟assume ̢t̵h̸at if̡ a̸ ̀r͡o͞ck̷ ́fo̸rm҉a̡t̷ìo̸n, ͠at͡ least͏ r͝em͢o҉t̸ely ͘co͟nf̢ǫrm҉i̕n̵g to̸ t̷h́e f͠ơr̸m ǫf a ͞p̶i̢e̡c̸e ͘o͢f ̀an̛ u͞nd̷ergaŗt͝me͏n͠t,̵ we͠r̛e ҉to coinc҉id̕e ͘w̕i͜th an ìnd̨ivi̡dua͢l̕'ş b҉od͞y͠ si̸z͝e, it̢ w̨o̵ul͝d ̸be ̷p͡os̴sible f́òr̕ ̕t͞h̵e ͟sa̡id in̕divįdu͏ąl to͠ ̡ẁea͝ŕ ̨a͡f̶orem͢en̷t̛i҉o͟ned ro͞ck̵ f̷or̨m̴atioņ.̸
—̶M͢er͢l̨i̧n


| T͢h̨i̛ś ̀sys͡t͡e͡m s͢tr̀ongly̛ ̀advis͜es ̧a͢gai̶nsţ utilizin̶g̵ ͠w̢ǫr͢n̶ ̨u̵n̵de͏rgar̡tm̵ent̨s̸ fór̴ th̀e̸ ̸pu̷rp͠o͞ses ̴of w҉a̶t̸er̨ ́f̵i͘lter͝i̴ng͢ ҉d͘u͟e ̵t҉o thę a̕s̸so̷ciat̵ed ͟venere͟olo̕ǵic҉al͢ a͠n͠d̡ g̴e̕n͠e͜ŗa͜l͝ poss͝ib̀le he͞a͠lt͞h ̷c̀omp̧li҉c̀a͟tions҉.
—M̡erl͝i͞n


| >>654192
Mister CN, please, do not be so harsh with your judgement!
We are nothing but a gentleman and a lady conversing about the infinite possibilities of enjoyment that the finest things in life have to offer:there is no need to shame us in such way.
Will you not be pleased instead by joining our mutual exchange of knowledge on such topics?
- BBB


| Wait, does this mean the panty-bots are loose now second-mom?

- Unit 00


| >>654203
I don't know I got my taste, but filtered underwear water is not one of them.-CN


| >>654197 >>654302
You two are indeed missing out something truly magnificent
- BBB


| >>654230

Shhh Don't let them know -Dahk


| >>654304
Why would you not go all the way and eat them ?


| >>654162
You give out any of my obsidian, and I'll replace your arm with a vibrator.
-Angus


| >>654387
(kinda hot)


| But why hun i'm trying to complete my collection!

Also ^
-dahk


| >>654340
Oh, no, that would be quite a difficult item of food to digest
DIGEST
- BBB


| >>654417
Oh yea, that...


| So we got pantsu, thigh highs, but what about kneesocks ?


| >>654451
Low tier
-8||8

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