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Geekspotting.
| amidoingitrite.jpg
>In this image, there appears to be woman covering her face with one hand while beneath her, she's surrounded on all sides by a large number of Shiba Inus, each of whom are dressed in clothing. They appear to have black ponytails as well.
| Should I be taking offense for this? -CN
| >>654030
This is just a weather balloon, here is what CN actually looks like.
>An old image of a massive pillar of light emanates from the flooded district, penetrating into the skyline
This is just what his Dick looks like.
| >>654037
loolllll
hey i heard about that! some legend about CN unleashing his magnum dong to defeat an eldritch enemy.
did you also hear about the type the dynamofucks yeeted that big burned out tree in Midnight? Real wiz.
| What the fuck have I wandered into.
-Red 9
| >An image is uploaded to the thread-- looks like a scanned x-ray film of somebody's chest and abdomen. Examination of the ribcage reveals a few thickened areas indicative of healed fractures.
>There's an area circled in bright blue down by the pelvis, with a few markings present at the top, bottom, and sides of the outlined portion. One of those flimsy disposable rulers you'd see used to measure wounds is included next to it.
>The area inside the circle... sure looks dick-shaped.
| >>654336
>There are values written by some of the lines-- height/length and width, in centimeters-- they... seem to match well with existing estimates of the geekboy's downstairs dimensions.
>Of note, there's nothing in this image that identifies the phallus in question as belonging to CN: no name, no date of birth, no indication of what facility this imaging study was performed at...
| Can someone translate? I cannot into metric lmao.
-gURL
| oh MAN i was wondering when this would finally make it here WWWWWWWWWW
-DEADEYE
| >SEC_CAM23_NEWHOLSMBNK
>AUTHENTICATING...
| >>654350
uhhhhh youre barking up the wrong tree geeky,, only know the kids in radiology well enough to get a story out of em not get the actual image wwwww
... thought they did a ct scan tho???? weird
-DEADEYE
| >>654352
>A stream links to the thread, along with the words "SEC_CAM23_NEWHOLSMBNK" in the top left. As it runs, a white pedo-class van drives up outside the building, with a "SWEET TOOTH" logo loudly emblazoned on the side, along with an unnerving cartoon character of a clown with cartoonishly sharp teeth.
>Soon, the backdoors open, and a *very* fat man waddles out, covered from head to toe in "operator" gear.
>The passenger's side door opens as well- it appears to be a lilim.
| >>654355
>...that is colored from head to toe in purple. They are wearing a maid outfit and appear to be lugging a large chainsaw behind them.
>A couple other men dressed in masks pop out the back, carrying long arms of some kind. The big man immediately heads to the entrance and attempts to punt open the door, apparently unaware that they're being recorded on camera.
>The camera rumbles as he kicks the door, amidst shouting-
>"IT'S THE DYNAMOFUCKERS! OPEN UP!"
| >>654357
>Unfortunately for the big man, most banks these days sport reinforced entrances and armored glass, so merely kicking it won't do much without augments. Which it becomes immediately clear these would be bank robbers don't have, as he stumbles back, his foot hurting.
>The lilim walks up and begins to chainsaw the door as the camera zooms in.
| >>654359
>When this fails, the lilim begins to punch the door with their bare fists until two of the masked men grab them and run back to the van. You can hear police sirens in the distance as the bizarre group dives back into their rapevan and ride off.
| I hate this thread.-CN
|
Another day, another geekpost.
Is this what you lot call "ironic shitposting?"
>There's a picture of a generic thin nerd here- he wears thick glasses and an unobscured datajack sticking out of his forehead. He's pulling his shirt wide so that you can read it:
>"I am laughing in an expressively outward manner. I do not understand what I am laughing about."
>Either way, the nerd's expression is anything but laughter. They're rather dour.
I don't understand human humor.
-Corsus@#killallhumans
| >>655947
>A meme is then linked, which has the face of the computer geek from the previous picture in the upper left, roughly pasted over the head of a prominent looking popstar in an orange jacket. He appears to be shunning the box to his right, which in this case just has text that says "Human humor".
>In the box below, the same popstar was pointing to the thing on the right, which said "Lilim humor", still with the geek as his face and #killallhumans text in the bottom right.
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| Gurls,
I have a thread that cannot fail. In this thread, we post spottings of "the geekboy" or any other so called Dynamofuck.
It has to be the actual article though, not a Dynamoforce cosplayer. Here, I'll start.
>The image shows a rather fat looking man with a large, tight shirt. Emblazoned along the front is "Laugh Out Loud I Don't Know" and he appears to be holding his fingers up in a peace sign.
>He's also holding up traffic... this is clearly a grocery store.