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Come to CRAAAAAZZZZYYYY HASSAN'S used camel emporium!
| A camel for all situations and all permutations!
You are stuck in space? I have space camel! Comes with its own helmet and rocket! Buy now, I'll throw in bottle of fresh, best-quality air for free! Need to cross the ocean? Aqua-camel! Comes with its own waterwings! Great bargain - you buy the body and two legs, I'll throw in another two legs FREE! I have sold camels to everyone! No complaints! Tell your friends, tell your family! Bargain camels, almost never used!
| >a camel then spits on the camera lens, blurring the footage for a moment before the intrepid salesman wipes it away
"Ah, that one spit on you, it must like you!
And remember, ALWAYS SHOP AT CRAAAAAZY HASSAN'S FOR ALL YOUR CAMEL NEEDS!!"
| Who the drek needs a camel in Glitch City? -CN
| Shit, like, actual camels? I'm interested. -Janeiro
| >>651063
>you get a catalog of top quality used camels
>and at fair and reasonable prices no less!
>its a hassan guarantee!
>>651032
>somewhere in cyberspace you can hear a cybercamel spit at you
| oh my god can i adopt one
-Alisa
| >>651095
>you recive a list of infants camels up for adoption!
>unlike the ones for sale, these aren't specialized into amy particular service but hassan would be grateful if people would Shepard them into good strong camels
>also leagues cheaper then the already cheap, high quality camels
>the desert merchant must feed the camels somehow eh?
| hmmm well they may be cheaper but the resources it takes to grow them will be costly... i'll consider it
-Alisa
| Ye got any pub camels? Loch, camels 'at can spill an' serve beer, pour drinks an' 'at pub-related mince?
| >>651113
>you recieve a picture of a crying baby camel
>>651177
>you recieve specifications for that exact camel!
>even video recording of it serving some fellows in similar attire to Hassan! Most likely guests or family
| >>651592
>now you get a video montage of sad camels playing over sad music
>then a just for you uber discount that might as well make just have bought hassan or one of the camels lunch!
>then back to sad crying baby camels
| hnnnnn finee
i'll buy
-alisa
| >>651667
>error! This offer has expired! No more camels today! Hassan offers his greatest of apologies and hopes you come again another time!
| >>651706
Oh. well, maybe next time when i'm ready to actually plan out my purchases instead of going on impulsive urges and falling for a slimy merchant's tactic...
-alisa
| >>651706
Shite, was hopin to finally be able to buy me 'at fokin camel. Guess I'll just have tae go back th look fer a waiter the regular wae
| Is nobody else weirded out by this dude talking in an accent even though its text?
| >>651821
I neer learnt how tae type in proper English, ye smartass. Twas pretty classist o ye, nae gonna lie.
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| >the ad lights up to the sight of a man, He's about average build with dark skin, and silver teeth dot his broad smile. He wears dusty robes; atop his head is a turban, and atop his turban is a fez. A humorous smile on his face
"Of course you need camel! Everyone need camel! I am Crazy Hassan, and I have a used camel specially for YOU! Camels last twice as long as horses, drink a third of the water, and just between you and me, look very nice. But come, you must see my camels!