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[NEWS] Fighting INTENSIFIES in Glitz
| >Who is "EAGLE"?
At XX:XX PM, a message declaring war and takeover of Glitch City was received. Disregarded as a simple spam from a bored individual, however, those turned to reality as unknown armed men appeared in Glitz District and began to attack establishments of the current Glitz District gangs, causing great damages. Audio and comms devices were hijacked simultaneously, presumably to broadcast EAGLE's messages.
| Furthermore, our reporters noted that those were recruitment messages, and those outlined his future plans with the city, including the expulsion of all "non-ethical" corporations, a sentiment that most, if not all Glitz residents share. Regardless, it plunged the usual chaotic Glitz, into a deadly open war.
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>Testimony from Glitz Acquaintance
"Hell yea! He's cool! I bullied him for lunch money in middle school!" -ANON2
| >Testimony from Glitz Acquaintance
ANON, an ex-gangster in Glitz, commented from his experiences in Glitz District:
"Chummer crazy, trying to take over the city like that! Glitz is built on traditions and blood codes yall, takes years to build up yo, even the FEDS can't get close to this place. And he took all of it down in a day! He musta have sum shiny toys up there! Oh did I mention he bought most of the security?"
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| The testimony from ANON doesn't seem to be fabricated, as witnesses report similar findings of EAGLE's forces: heavily armed and armored weapons, exoskeletons and mechs are being deployed to "recruit" people into his personal army. Those who doesn't join faces death. It seems like EAGLE has funding to back up his words. Could he be the one to take down QUINCY?
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>[NEW UPDATE]
| >Unknown Threat in Glitch City?
We received an anonymous report of some "crazed Japanese sword guy." roaming the streets in Glitz, challenging people in "duels". Due to our limited coverage, this cannot be confirmed nor debunked. We advise readers in Glitz to stay in shelter.
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In addition, we received reports of some new alliances between Glitz gangs. >>>[Jump to Link HERE!]
| >EAGLE's message?
5 seconds ago, we received an anonymous comment to our posts:
"I do not seek useless bloodshed for our people. We are just opportunistic freedom fighters willing to take down the despots. And we will win. We do not murder innocents. Do not slander us and think we will fall from mere words."
87.6% of us believe that this is EAGLE's words. Despite the content of the message, we encourage readers to stay safe, and purchase our sponsored TeriaVech survival kits.
| >New Alliances? EAGLE responds in anger.
As the war intensifies, due to the damages that EAGLE has caused, in addition to the great losses taken by the Old Powers, some have formed an alliance to take back Glitz from EAGLE. As of current report, EAGLE have majority control of Glitz, with local uprising in most places.
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| Glitz's open gang-warfare intensifies at XX:XX AM, 12 hours after we received an unassuming message from an "EAGLE". GCPD officials are struggling to contain the rebelling force with great effort, and warns citizens that "fighting might spill outside of Glitz District". The current status of the front-line, and the toll of combat is still unknown. This post will be updated every 999999e+10 seconds.