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| BUNRAKU, Various Flavors
All kinds today, ask about our specials!
BLEMISH category is out of stock, thank YOUUUUUU once again to our regular chummers, hope ya enjoyed your purchases!
SPECIALS
Two for one deal, two cute brothers who would just DIE to be separated! 30 each, 35 individual.
CATBOOMER, slightly used, v-card still present. 68, negotiable.
BBW, C-grade actress, formerly. Had some touch ups needed on the system backend, SHOULD accept most chips.
Your patronage is always appreciiiiiiiiiiiatted!
-Jolly Jim
| i'm lazy as shit chummers so forgive me if i just copy and paste this 'ere marketing garbage i found from a classified classifieds ad.
Creator: UAC Advanced Weapons
Date: 10/10/4X
Representing the pinnacle of UAC research and design, the BFG 9000 is the most advanced firearm ever designed. Fully self contained and deployed as a handheld platform, it is capable of an excessive amount of firepower. The BFG 9000 contains sophisticated friend or foe technology that discriminates targets in real time.
Each projectile contains a small but very powerful computer core that actively maintains targeting and delivers a stream charge down each beam to soften targets before detonation. The detonation stage of the projectile is devastating. Targets within 15 meters of the flashpoint are not likely to survive.
While not recommended for small quarter combat, the BFG 9000 is ideal in the field and against multiple targets. The only foreseeable defense is small arms ballistics. If the projectile is destroyed before exploding, the computer core cannot process the final fusion reaction, resulting in a less than optimal detonation.
For more information, contact the UAC's Advanced Weapons Department.
-Jackrabbit
| >>646781
TLDR: if this gun does even a fraction of what it claims to do, every soldier of the "UAC" would be outfitted with one and we'd all be sucking fascist dick right now, shadows be damned.
I can't believe this drek. "sophisticated friend or foe technology?" "each charge contains a computer core that delivers a stream charge down to each beam to soften targets before detonating only on baddies?"
What is this garbage? Reads like something out of a video game.
-BlasterJaxx
| >>646782
You say that, but there's a reason why every firearms manufacturer has a marketing department. They pay those jokers to sell guns to kids, substance be damned.
Anyway @Jackrabbit this thread isn't for windowshopping, either you got this uh... "Big Fucking Gun 9000" for sale or pull the post. Don't waste our bandwidth.
-Solomon
| cool ur cocks i just thought it waz cool thats all jesus
-Jackrabbit
| Looking to acquire one lilim cyberbrain for testing. Will pay handsomely if it's disconnected from the Cloud before delivery, if not then that's fine too. Price negotiable depending on model and type of tech contained within. Don't go out of your way to kill a doll if you can get a cleared one, wouldnt want the GCPD and the remnants of Zai chasing me or ya down for murder of one of their little pet projects.
-Johnson
| >>646863
Sorry chummer! The only combo we have available are the brothers- 60,000 nuyen, or 35,000 nuyen individual!
Won't you please consider buying them both? They would be SOOOOOOOOO SAAAAAAADD to be SEPARAAAAAAATEEDDD!
-Jolly Jim
| >>646857
I have a few- three DFC class and a single King, though the King has minor wear. The DFC are in near-factory condition.
Starting at 60k for each DFC and 200k for the King.
-Zeb
| And no, they aren't "dead." Insofar as a Lilim can die, at any rate.
-Zeb
| >>646887
I'll buy all of them. Glad to do business with you.
As for delivery, carry the materials to the vent behind the Boat port #2 in midnight, an acquiantance of mine called Stephan will receive it and provide the payment. if you prefer getting laundered money instead of chips, just DM me you're bank credentials. I'll provide the money as "consultation fees" using a front account.
If you ever get more CB, call me up again as well.
-Johnson
| >>646896
175? How... cute...
Once again, I must express my sincere apologies, but they are *not* all for sale for a "package" deal...
... unless you can do... say... 250?
-Jolly Jim
| >>646893
Laundered? Kek!
I like your stuff, omae. Look forward to seeing "Stephan" shortly. Pleasure doing business with ya.
-Zeb
| >>646940
Sssssold! Meet me at the BEE and the BARB... a quaint little hovel that opened recently on MAIN STREET, hohohoho, they have THEME NIGHTS!
-Jolly Jim
| ...bruh that jolly jimmy jumper jiggles my jimmies.
-Jimbob
| >>646946
GLAD YOU ASKED! As it so happens, its PIRATE WEDNESDAY!
Y'arr me mateys! We be exchangin' da booty, yaaar!
-Jolly Jim
| Please... kill me... now...
-cyb~il
| HEADDESK
-cyb~il
| Silence in the Discord
A recent installation has rightfully earned the criticism- and admiration- of a local Principle.
The Curator has declined to move the installation to a more suitable location, and could use some convincing.
A fellowship of contractors is requested; they will need to facilitate the removal process while the necessary contracts are signed.
Your equipment will be provided by an equally interested party. You may bring your own equipment, so long as they do not interfere in the operation.
This contract has a base stipend of 500,000 nuyen, on completion, to be divided fairly among volunteers.
Transportation and light refreshments will be provided by a third party venue.
This operation will begin immediately. Respond to this posting if you are interested. Your credentials will be verified on acceptance.
-The Benefactor.
| >>650889
I assume that base amount is for a perfect job without any problems.
Sure I'm willing to pull some work
-LD
| >>650893
45 calorie packets of local, farm raised, salt-dusted table crackers served with generous blocks of cheese- four to a person.
-The Benefactor
| >>650894
......................................................................more like the >>>Malefactor.
I'm in, just because I'm interested.
-r
| >>650896 >>650903
Very well. The operation begins soon. You will receive communication in the next hour. Be prompt.
-The Benefactor
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