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PSA: Free hug lady.

| Earlier today I have encountered a woman aparently named Murmur.

I was injured from falling down the stairs.

They asked if i needed help.

I stared at her boobs.

Apparently she took this as meaning I wanted a hug.

She was really soft.

That is all.

-B


| I'm happy for your encounter with the hug lady...? -CN


| >>642765
Thank you.


| >>642769
Are you okay from the fall by the way? -CN


| >>642770

I'm bleeding a little more.


Nose bleed.


| >>642771
Hope you didnt get that on her clothes. -CN


| >>642772
oh.


| She seems friendly!
Now i wish to make her waffles.

Also CN, didn't take you the type to comment on these types of threads
>IA


| >>642783
I know the OP. -CN


| >>642783
>>642794
I'm CN's slutty secretary.

it's not as good as it sounds.


| >>642798
Which is why she has to make up lies for entertainment. -CN


| >>642794
Au
Friends i take it
>>642798
Oh dear stars you gave me flashbacks to this one British chick i know...
Please never say slutty secretary to me
>IA


| >>642801
What about Promiscuous peoplepleaser??


| >>642811
Really with the alliteration today, I guess I shouldn't be surprised with your um... writing. -CN


| >>642811
AaaaaaaaAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
NO JESSE I DONT WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU PLEASE STOP ASKING AAHHHHHHHHHH
>IA


| >>642812
Is she normally like this boss. -B


| >>642819
No I think it's cause you wouldn't stop talking sexy secretaries or whatever. -CN


| >>642820
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
>[User IA has lost connection]

So uh...why did my French friend run out a window screaming?
-guestID4532


| >>642820
I only mentioned my status of a Bodacious busyworker twice though.


| >>642822

Your friend aparently has PTSD when it comes to sexcretaries.

I am concerned.

You should get it checked out -B


| >>642825
Oh jesse...ok yeah i need to go get him..
-[user disconnected]


| >>642825
...you're totally going to write about some weird secretary thing for your next radio show arent you? -CN


| >>642830

Please stay tuned for Legend of the Sexcretary fearing AI. playing on 147FM -B


| >>642832
At least it isn't about me I suppose. -CN


| >>642835
I'm waiting for the 'Featuring the Dynamoforce Crew'
-Impulse


| >>642911
Oh you have no idea what their radio is about then. -CN


| >>642911

It's not a feature If BN the big dick warrior shows up at the end of every podcast.

but for first time viewers.

Big Dick BN is probably going to milk a maid. -B


| >>642957
Wait how did we jump to milkmaids now??? I guess this is what's popular. -CN


| >>642999
Listen to our show.

It'll explain everything.

BN got a gun that turns people into milkaids.


| >>643052
That seems... awfully specific but sure. -CN

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