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[Weather Warning] Cataclysm Imminent
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| "...uing story TONIGHT at 2100."
"Well we certainly look forward to seeing just HOW MANY rubbers she can swallow, Donna."
>Muffled laughter on screen and off screen.
"We now turn to Meteorologist Jaden Broderick, who looks like he might have had enough snow for the next decade! Jaden, on to you!"
"Thanks David, and unfortunately for any of us who have to commute on the way home this weekend, you *might* want to leave the aerocars at home and, potentially, consider the elevated rail or bus services. I'd even suggest the subway system if you're lucky enough to have a working line near you. Long range predictive Doppler radar shows a freak blizzard of incredible magnitude en route for our fair megacity, with estimated wind speeds no less than seventy km/h at its lowest recording.
>Gasps break into the voice over as the meteorologist pauses for effect. The green screen still hasn't updated to reflect what he's talking about- he snaps his fingers and, in place of the usually patchwork Glitch City, much of the coast and outer perimeter is covered in an absolute wall of dark blue and pink- extreme cold and extreme wind speeds, respectively.
"Researchers theorize that this may be the result of some kind of polar-vortex related phenomenon, but regardless, citizens are ***strongly*** advised to remain in their homes and to stock up ahead of the storm with supplies. Make sure your heating and electric bill are paid, and please, don't go outside unless you absolutely need to. There have been reports of large debris in the form of rocks, uprooted trees, and even small vehicles being lifted by hurricane-level windspeeds, so you can be sure that flying is not an option. Snow is expected to be no less than ***fourteen inches deep***, at conservative estimates.
>Once again, the weather man pauses for effect. The news crew seems to be at a loss.
"...well that's just unfortunate-"
"But wait, there's more-"
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