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Can someone help me please?
| I am alive. Alive and well.
| Define help? -CN
| Oh ok i guess real people are here.
Look i'm most, for some reason i have no phone signal ANYWHERE and there's no wireless anywhere either. I don't even know how this stupid app is working but whatever, I just need a place with a phone.
| lost*
| >>630889
I don't know! Uh- some street corner? Its so fucking cold here too what the hell. am I in alaska!?
theres a bunch of glowing signs here, i cant read most of this shit its in japanese or something wait
one here says... "VA-11, Hall-a."
| >>630893
That's cause a snowstorm is around the corner. That's a bar, you can probably head there for directions. Hopefully it's still open. -CN
| it smells like piss in here and theres more people in costumes in here. halloween's not even for another like week.
| Well that was a waste of time. at least they're letting me stay inside instead of freeze to death.
i tried to pay for this weird glowing blue drink and my card kept getting declined. bartender didn't even card me.
this day fucking sucks.
| Nah man, sorry. Good luck.
| >>631126
GC? Granite City?>>631144
well fuck you too man.
look all i know is i passed out at a party and when i woke up i was outside and freezing my tits off
i thought it was the hangover but when i pulled out my phone i couldnt check anything because there's no cell reception???!?!??
| did i get kidnapped!?!?!?! why the hell is only this app working?
| >>631149
Glitch City. Honestly if your phone is still well, glitching out, then you should buy a new one downtown once the storm passes. -CN
| >>631151
how the hell can i buy a new phone if none of the card readers can read my debit card!?!?!?
and even if i could, god not like anyone has $500 dollars or something.
jesus christ
| ok ok the lady with the literally metal arm shoved this weird smelling tea in my hands and is telling me to calm down.
i just want to go back to my dorm
| >>631154
Hmm... okay. How about once the storm passes I cover the charge for the phone? Then from there we can figure out how to get you home. -CN
| Huh, interesting. Someone got kidnapped?
-Impulse
| >>631248
yeah me apparently cause this sure as hell isn't Pittsburgh
>>631245
w8 really? youd do that?
dude your a saint i owe u 1
fuck phone running low on battery, i hope they dont have weird outlets jere
| oh goddmanit
|
| >>631249
(Accidentally hit submit)
You chose a great time to be kidnapped, chief. There's a fucking snowstorm outside. You might die from hypothermia even if you escape unless you have winter gear.
-Impulse
| >>631249
Just stay in the bar if you cant charge your phone. I'll go over to the place and give you the phone once the storm passes. -CN
| I live near that bar if you need a ride or anything. How you got zapped here from Pittsburgh I can't fathom... Can you check the date on your phone? If it's been a few days, egh, even a few hours since the party there might be a more mundane explanation.
| - SciFox
Weird, can't tag posts or see their number or anything.
| >>631254
hey fuck you i didnt asked to be kidnappes to iceland or shit god i can bsrely type whats in thso tea thing
>>631322
ok thanks what you look liek
>>631361
my phome says 10/28/12, and apparently its like nine thirty in the evening.
| fuck how long was i out. party was on friday. its sunday now
| >>631371
Tall, brown hair, green eyes, blue trenchcoat. Also I'll have a deck. Wait... 12 as in 2012? -CN
| is this some kinda weird game?
| >>631385
No, this is reality, and you time traveled. That or you're a BTL addict, but that wouldn't explain the phone. Don't worry we get some people like you ever now and again. Not sure why it happens though. Not sure how much of this youre believing right now though. -CN
| >>631388
absolutely none. all i know is someone tucking kidnapped me and now in lost in a coty full of asian shit i cant even read, while its fucking a ton of snow oytiside and im in underwears, my phone doesnt fucking work except for this stupid app there are fucking dog puppets and costumer netfs and now yoUre telling me i fucking time traveled!??! is thos a fucking joke!?!?
| whk the fuck are you!?!? shy me?! is this like that one movie with liam neeson?
| shatd did i ever do to amy of you
| >>631393
Woah, woah. Im sure this is a lot but I didn't cause this, and I doubt anyone else in the thread did either. I'm a hacker, not a time traveler, much less one that kidnaps people I guess. -CN
| >>631395
you hacked my phomens!? is that why i can only use this app and nothing else!?
give me my money back!
| why r my csrds declining?
| are you a nigger prince from africa!?
| >>631402
Uh...
1) I wouldn't really know unless I could check your phone in person
2) maybe the accounts are deactivated?
3) ... What?
-CN
| what the fuck is wrong with these people they wont let me leave the dive
| how is this dog talking
| >>631410
Cause theres a polar vortex around the corner. Also they got voice translators around the collar. -CN
| >>631416
Um its basically 3D TV I guess. Sometimes has Matrix access. And they can, those "puppets" are actual dogs. -CN
| >>631417
Ehat does the Matrix have to do with tv?
also ive seen jurassic park i know what an aninatronic is dumbass.
| >>631419
Oh right, that's also a trideo title isn't it... when I mean Matrix I mean the internet. AMD if you think they're animatronics ask them something you think they wouldnt have an answer to? -CN
| this is the weirdest nerd convention ive evr seen.
cute girl here qith blue hair claims to be a cop but i never seen a cop wear medieval armor or carry a gun that looks like something out of star trek
| >>631448
I dont know why the app is working. Besides I just cant hack into something with no connection. -CN
| >>631456
Um... lots of human augmentations, sentient "robots" known as lilim, most recently cosmetic "animal" augmentation. Also a dash of corporate dystopia. -CN
| Another time traveler?
>IA
| >>631458
wow is this robocop.
or that uh deus ex game that came out last year.
the animal thing is weird tho.
>>631459
what do you mean another?
| >>631467
Well there *is* a robocop in the GCPD but that's beside the point. To be fair cat boomers are just kind of a side effect of treatment, that's kind of how it all started. -CN
| >>631467
Assuming you are aforementioned time traveler, there has been tons that just casually crop up.
Shit i think i am friends with 3 ish.
If anything im suprised no groups rounded them all up yet for some kinda study on how they break time and end up here and now of all places like they do
>IA
| >>631475
i still havent ruled out that im either hallucinating from roofied booze or part of some weird new game show
| >>631474
Nanomachine rejection syndrome. It's in the air and stuff, not all babies are good with it at first. The treatment usually ends up with them coming out with cat ears and stuff. They cant hear out of it or anything but that's the gist. -CN
| >>631481
Yeah. Dont worry they dont really do much aside. People joke it makes you bustier though given some of the people in the city. -CN
| >>631483
I'm not saying that last part is true. Anyways nanomachines are a thing though unless you go to Uptown where all the rich folk live. -CN
| My guy, you haven't seen shit in this city yet.
-Impulse
Just wait til his head got blasted by a goldfish with laser eyes.
-Red 9
| If you still need a ride I live near that bar. I can get you some clothes and you can hang out at my apartment until we get this all figured out. My friend will probably want to investigate the supposed time travel going on here but you can ignore her.
- SciFox.
| >>631553
right. whats next, zombies are going to attack?
>>631559
which ones your friend? rn youre like the most normal one here.
| >>631553
right. whats next, zombies are going to attack?
>>631559
which ones your friend? rn youre like the most normal one here.
| >>631543
No I mean Uptown doesnt have any in their area, cause they are smarmy like that.
>>631695
Well theres cyberzombies but you dont have to worry about them since I doubt you're augged. -CN
| >>631720
It's a bioweapon used by a corp, it's mainly a secret thing so you probably wont run into any of them. Havent been seen in awhile. -CN
| my battery is almost dead and i can barely see. fuck.
i hope your stupid bathrooms are at least normal
| My friend hasn't posted in this thread, she's just always investigating whatever mystery crosses her path. And in this city there's definitely a lot of them.
If you want I'll pick you up. My car's from the 90s so I guess look for one you recognize.
- SciFox
(OOC: Sorry for not directly responding to anyone's post, for some reason the post numbers and ids aren't showing up on my end.)
##Janitor:Stormy##
| >>631759
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| >>631760 (Thanks!)
>>631761 Now that you mention it it IS getting bad out there... My car probably won't get to the end of the block. I've been inside all day so I hadn't realized how crazy things were.
Hold on, I'll see if I can figure something out...
- SciFox
| >>631767 There's an auto repair place down the street from me I help out at sometimes... I'm going to see if they have anything more snowworthy I can borrow. I'll post again once I'm there.
- SciFox
| >>631773 Alright, this still probably isn't a great idea, but they're restoring an old Chevrolet pickup, and they're letting me use it to come get you. Thank the lord this thing has a heater...
- SciFox
| (Should I make a separate setting thread for this if we want to continue it?)
##Janitor:Stormy##
| >>631780 >>631781
(A bit unorthodox, but I can make the actual VA-11, Hall-a bar if y'all want.)
| >>631782 (I mean, I don't know how long OP wants to continue it, but in any case it doesn't look like much would happen at the actual bar other than him getting picked up.)
##Janitor:Stormy##
| >>631783
(Then at this point, a DM might be best. I hadn't actually planned for anyone to go out in this snow, really.)
##Janitor:Stormy##
| (Presuming either of you won't mind using Discord.)
| (I’d be okay with setting up a setting thread at my character’s apartment if they’re still interested, so their character can figure out what they’re going to do next. Still SciFox here, just on a different device.)
| (Character's apartment is not really suited to be a setting on the board IMO. Since it's a private. I think it's better off in discord DM
-Impulse)
| (Or if you don't mind, I can host your setting on my discord server. In case you want to keep your DM for discussing OOC stuffs. That is if you don't mind using discord
-Impulse)
| (Here is the link if you are interested:
https://discord.gg/UFACnR2
-Impulse)
| >>632298 (Thanks. Doesn't look like they're continuing this though, just wanted to make sure they could in case they wanted to.)
| What the fuck
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| Hi, sorry for bothering everyone, I don't mean to intrude, but is anyone actually here? Can they help me?