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Mega Christmas is around the corner!

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| 25% off THAT *Kira* Miki album ?
Take my money, dear sir.


| >Implying I have anyone to buy gifts for


| Its Saint Nichols eve... Can't we celebrate that first?
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| >>58835
But no one ever celebrates the eve of anything! It's always the day of.


| From now on im going to refer to jesusboi's birthday as Mega Christmas


| Birthday near Mega Christmas? That's depressing, no double presents. - L


| >>59456
I'm in that boat. My birthday is in like 2 weeks. -CN


| This is my first Christmas in Glitch City, what should I expect?


| >>59478
your house getting looted
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| >>59500
^
That, and ah'm guessing we're gonna have a Christmasy party sometime this month. Right Geekboy?
...hell if no one else starts one, ah'm gonna collect booze and do it meself. -M9


| >>59500
Wait what? Seriously? Why? Is this some kind of "for one night there is no law, do what thou wilt" thing?


| 20% discount in any buissnesses I own.
-Ether


| >>59507
I mean I would imagine we're gonna have one. I've been busy getting gifts though to plan it. -CN


| >>59521
You got me a gift? Aww, you shouldn't have. ;3
I can guess the gift you got for Engy... -M9


| >>59825
Well of course. A-and what exactly did you think I got her? It's not something perverted, if that's what you're thinking. -CN


| >>59853
Hohoho! Man dude its definitely perverted! Is it some lingerie? Christmas themed?!?
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| >>59500
So is this actually what's going to happen or not? Do I need to stock up on autoturrets and proximity mines to keep the rioters away? ゞ◎Д◎ヾ


| >>59863
Depends....


| -8||8


| >>59864
On what? Like the place I live is ultrasecure, but if this is going to be a "night of anarchy" situation that that's not going to help me at all since all the security personnel will be rioting too, won't they?

Fuck. Just when I thought GC wasn't so bad. I should never have moved here, what the hell was I thinking


| >>59859
Get your head out of the gutter. I'd probably be bolted to my bed frame if I gave her something like that as a present. -CN


| >>59873
He's just exaggerating. Mega Christmas isn't as chaotic as he makes it sound. Most people are probably just antsy about what happened the last time around December with the whole Apollo Bank thing. -CN


| >>59888
Oh.

Well I feel like an idiot OTL


| >>59887
Then maybe something less sexual? Hmm... Naybe a somewhat slutty Santa costume?
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| On the note of me being an idiot, what should I actually expect from "Mega" Christmas? I'm guessing since I didn't see Sinterklaas and Zwarte Piet anywhere yesterday, so I'm guessing it won't be anything like what I'm used to.


| Where are the festivus sales


| >>59891
I already got her something... although technically commissioned it, and she frequents the boards herself so I'll reframe from saying here. -CN


| >>59892
Honestly for Mega Christmas don't expect a lot in the public sphere. It's mostly turned into one of those advertised holidays that's all about the shopping for expensive gifts by corpers. So really the fun in the holiday is more about what you do with your friends. That's why people usually plan small parties and stuff for themselves. -CN


| >>60069
I see. I guess that makes things easy for me, I don't have any friends! (´;ω;`)


| >>60072
W-Well there's still time, maybe you'll meet some cool people to hang out with. -CN


| I will be drinking my ass off in the nearest bar that isn't closed, then buy some stuff to carry out and continue drinkfest by the nearest warm treshole


| anyone wanna join?


| >>60608
Assuming I haven't magically found a group of friends to do something else with by then, sure, why not? Other than the possibility that you're a serial killer. Or a human trafficker. Or an organlegger or rapist or something. But whatever, beats drinking alone (‘A`)


| >>60613
I really dont agree that getting your organs sold on the black market while your still living body is being raped by a serial killer human trafficker rapist beats drinking alone.


| >>#60608
Hey,long as you have beer (with alcohol) I can definitely join.

>>#60608 don't worry, at least we'll treat you to some drinks before you die. (joking, of course.) - L


| >>60613 >>61155

Damn y'all sound fun.

Ey geekboy, we're kidnapping dese two. -M9


| >>63403
Merc the word is "inviting". -CN


| >>63409
There's a difference? -M9


| >>63424
Yes, one involves not being tired up in the back of a car that you are driving. -CN


| >>63440
Oh, they're going to be >hella
tired when ah'm done with them. ;) -M9


| >>63453
*sigh* Why do I even bother... just don't try to scare then off with that talk as well though. -CN


| >>63458
With what talk? :) -M9


| Um... You know, actually hearing someone discuss the details of my hypothetical kidnapping kind of puts it in a new perspective... On second thoigj, maybe drinking alone isn't actually so bad Σ(°△°|||)︴


| >>63469
Nuuuuuuu! ;-; -M9


| >>63470
See, I warned you. Now you scared them even more. -CN


| >>63469
Ignore her. She's not going to actually kidnap her. She's just very... eccentric with her invitations. -CN


| >>63470
>pats.
-Sentient_Engine


| >>63474
Quite an understatement. On the upside she seems genuinely fun at parties.


| -L


| >>63560
She's uh... certainly active in them. -CN


| Christmas? Where's Santa?


| What should I get my girlfriend for Mega Christmas? -Jupi-Chan


| >>64888
A dildo is always a solid choice. ;3 -M9


| >>65552
Merc please. -CN


| >>64888
well are you both female?
the I suggest a double sided dildo!
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| >>#65645

I feel like you speak from experience... - L


| Wellll... I have a few lesbo friends :3
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