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{News} Man Stocks Up on Rice, Becomes Surrounded by Local Girls

| Harold Smith, 21, couldn't expect what happened to him recently. After the rice craze, the metric tonnes of rice he has piled has become Uptown's most recent hit.

However, his problem now lies in the girls stalking and following him - all for the consumption of rice. He has reportedly been to various acts and mischiefs of the ladies, stating that, "Those girls be like capturing me and having me have sex with them for the rice I've."


| pfft fake news, not even the sacred golden rice could get that weeb laid hahaha


| I love sex.


| Rice > Sex

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