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Rice discovery

| Anyone remember that cultist stuff that went down during last winter? I forgot I had stockpiled some food for a shelter that happened in my garage. To make a long story short, there's a hole in the scaffolding and a crate full of rice fell down from it.

I'm not sure what to do with the 150 kilos of rice that I apparently had. Does it go stale after that long? Can I cook it using hard light cannons? Someone pls help.

- Unit 00


| Better keep your rice close, g/u/rl. Who knows what might happen to you in these sad times?


| Hello citizen, want my help to defend your rice supply?
If we're lucky the culprit might show up and I'll be able to make them spill the beans, I mean grains on the whereabouts of the stolen rice!
- Illumi Raider


| >>586288

Are people that worked up about rice? I need to call my housemate and warn her then. I really hope nobody tries anything weird.

And why do you want to protect it anyway?

- Unit 00


| Please send me the address so that I may indulge in the rice stockpiles.

- Rice Indulger


| >>586301

NO. You're not getting anywhere near my garage unless you want a mean short girl putting a hole in you. She's already shot me.

- Unit 00


| >>586308
I don't mind send me the location


| >>586310

Shouldn't the rice go to people who need the it more? Aren't you the guy everyone's talking about??

- Unit 00


| >>586314
no I'm just a regular rice lover who loves rice


| >>586315

I don't trust like that. I think I'm going to hold on to these rice bags. I don't know what I'm going to do with them, but I'm going to hold on to them.

- Unit 00


| >>586319
you selfish boarding bitch. what am I supposed to do? there's a rice shortage!


| >>586322
*hoarding

Ahem


| Check urself b4 u wreck urself lolololol


| >>586322

Other people need it too! I got it to help out others in Motor District when we got cut off! Please don't hurt me!

- Unit 00


| GIMME UR RICE!


| I NEED IT


| >>586330 >>586329

Find your own rice! I'm terrified that you will rob me of all my stuff!

- Unit 00


| >>586332
I will fucking beat you to death with that rice


| >>586342

Please don't. We already have a sentry outside as a precaution. I'm just a sole lilim!

- Unit 00


| >>586348

I REQUIRE ADDITIONAL CONSUMPTION!


| >>586359

I'm not giving it to you!

- Unit 00


| >>586297 I want to protect the rice because I am a hero and there is no other big thing happening in GC right now...
I just want a practical situation to use my new hero knives...
- Illumi Raider


| >>586408

Then go find someone who needs protection. I think we're set here, but if we're not, then it's not like they can get far from the Motor District

- Unit 00


| Why did you announce this, you dumbass.

- Big D


| >>586715

I'm sorry! It'll be okay!

- Unit 00


| >>586728
give us the rice you fucking robot


| >>586729

I will hunt you down and remove your kneecaps if get smart and try to find us.

- Big D


| I REQUIRE THE RICE!


| >>586877

Gie me your kneecaps and we can start negotiations

- Big D


| I want to see it, tell me your address, sugar ;)

- Totally NOT a Ricehunter


| >>587090

We're not going to give you any rice!

- Unit 00

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