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Enter the Illumi Raider
| What a handsome and awesome hero!
Wonder who he is....
-3pig6
| A knife huh? I'm not sure they'll last long with just a knife. Better do some cool stuff.
-Bunker
| ... -Gévaudan
| I'm interested to see how long he last
-Impulse
| This is...
...well, arguably the best thing the Illuminachos have brought to /cyb/.
| -ER I MEAN GLITCH CITY
| I'm convinced this is not an actual illuminacho cultist and just a random dude who somehow got the illuminachos'gear and decide it's a good hero costume.
-Red 9
Hey! I still have that savior cult uniform and weapons, wanna try being a hero Red?
-Impulse
No?
-Red 9
Well, you ARE going to be one goddamnit
-Impulse
| HAHAHAHAHAHA
>HeroRed.jpx
>A picture of a man wearing a hooded cloak and a white mask with some lame hero logo design lazily sprayed onto it. He is holding a folding stock AKM while striking a weird pose
-Impulse
| >>583145 you're not far from the truth, but that won't stop me from protecting the people on this city!
- Illumi Raider
| My suspect is that guy that got trapped in the factory with the cultist and the clown, I think he got a knife and a robe
-Red 9
3pig6? Now that I think about it he's acting suspicious.
-Impulse
| >>583267 it's not me!
Ignore the fact my id is the same as Illumi Raider, we're probably just on the same public Wi-Fi
-3pig6
| >>583276
Did not even notice the same ID thing before, thanks for pointing it out, that make it even more suspicious. Still doesn't explain the glowing hand.
-Red 9
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| > a trideo shows a young man with a hooded cape bearing the illuminacho logo upside down fluttering in the wind
> he's holding a weird knife in his glowing left hand and wears a weird bandana thing covering his eyes
"Citizens of Glitch city, a new hero is here to protect you all, I am Sab- Illumi Raider! The hero of light and will defeat all evil with the knife of truth that I hold in my SHINING FINGERS!!!!!!!!"
> he strikes a weird pose and the trideo ends