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QUIDTRID Broadcasting Presents...
| >As you read the holoadvert, the text vanishes to be replaced with a gaudy splash of cheap visual effects, eye-searing techno/retrowave coloration, and far too much purple, pink, and every shade between. A familiar set of words appears...
| >>>>>>>>> A N D R O M E D A!
| >Panting in the background, combined with music so corny that it feels like corn is pressing into your ears, invading your nether regions.
>A familiar woman whose hair is so full of hairdye that it looks like it's going to fall out, with enough blush and makeup and eyeliner to make an ape look like a Clark Gable, appears on the screen. Her dress makes the attire of Flash Gordon from ages past look conservative.
| >Zap! She shoots an offscreen stunt double with her DISINTO-RAY!
>VWAP! She blasts a cosmo-Wolverine into space-dust with her Laser-Tiara!
>WILHELM SCREAM! She kicks someone in the nuts who had forgotten to bring their jockstrap on the set!
| >And finally, Andromeda stands to face the camera, her legs spread wide, hands on her hips, an long, thick, pulsing... light-sword in one hand, an enormous, plastic ray-pistol in the other, as a familiar name appears in front of the screen...
| >COMING SOON TO GLITCH CITY!
| Haha, yes, that's right viewers, you've read that right! Season Thirteen of the HIT TRIDEO SHOW, ANDROMEDA is to BEGIN PRODUCTION RIGHT HERE, IN THE CITY THAT SHOULDN'T EXIST, >SOON(TM).
| Want to be part of history in the making? Need some spare cash to top off your ANDROMEDA figurine collection? Don't mind being paid in food stamps and performance enhancing (hurr hurr) drugs every so often? Now's your chance!
| "Thoroughly unamused."
| Just call 888-888-XXXX NoOoOOOooOoOoooW For details! Or respond to this HOLOADVERT!
Lilim operators are standing by 24/7!
| "Aww, come on S.E.B. I think you would like it."
| ...holy.
Fucking.
SHIT! -M9
| Holy mother of god... -CN
| This... iss.... AWESOOOOOMEEE! -M9
| >>58227
Haha, I'm glad to see that the DynamoFucks are as enthusiastic as ever to get into mischief around town... -Eros
| >>58228
I know for a FACT some of you watch this show too so don't give me that holier than though attitude. -CN
| Uhh... What is this?
| ...Hey, everyone's got their pastimes. -CN
| >>58245
It's popular with the more active crowds since trideo a lot more mobile still than newer tech. But I suppose that's neither her nor there. -CN
| Oh. I thought it fizzled out after it's tenth season when the director ended up biting his own finger off and shooting one of the actors.
But it's back boys.
-RaIn
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| Drama! Suspense! Mildly questionable content for viewers under the age of twelve! Experience the sensation that is SWEEPING the nation, and soon, >outer, OUTER, O U T E R S P A C E!
Now well into its twelfth season, nothing can stop the ticking time bomb, that dastardly devious display, that sexy, serious screenie...