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Clowns
| FUCK I'M SCARED NOW
SEE WHAT YOU DID
| Honk honk!
| Honk honk!!
| AAAAAAAAAA STOPITSTOPIT I'M FUCKING SCARED OF CLOWNS GUYS
PLEASE THAT'S NOT FUNNY
| HONK
| HONK HONK MOTHERFUCKER
| GUYS I'M CRYING THIS ISN'T FUNNY
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME
| Wow, this sure is, funny. I would love clowns to creampie my skin. Just how many Clowns can fit inside of my-- They always make my insides chuckle. I want to have them juggle me around. We will have a rainbow of a time, and they will continue entertaining me with their big...shoes until my nose, is also, red.
Honk me all day long, clowns. Face paint me all over. Fixture me like the way you create balloon figurines for others. Pop me, like the balloon I am!
| >>581351
I know exactly your pain! Clowns are creepy their fake smile completely hidden face, hair and eyes! Nanocamoclownos are the worst of them! You can't tell who they are at all! Its terrifying! Dol you know how many gigs I had to cancel back when i was freelance because a clown was the opener!?
And people are all like "you're a comedian, how are you afraid of clowns?" BECAUSE THEY'RE SCARY!
DON'T HONK ME!!
| Y'all stop clowning around! Honk!
| >>581352
W-WHAT
THERE'S N-N-NANOCAMO>CLOWNS?!
Y-you mean to tell me I-I could be talking to a regular person a-and they could be...a...a...CAMOUFLAGING CLOWN?!
I'M NEVER GOING OUTSIDE AGAIN
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
| >>581359
W-well the nanocamo clowns typically use it for their weird abstract colorations.
T-the normal ones could just take off their clown stuff to achieve what you said...
>>581356
AAAAAH! NO HONK, GO AWAY
| >>581364
I think you might be blowing this balloon a bit too much.
Maybe take a seat on a whoopie cushion and eat a nice cream pie.
honk honk
| >>581372
F-ffff oh no... m-maybe confront him first? That'd be a terrible secret, it can't be true.
>>581368
SHOO CLOWN! GO!
| ...A >RED NOSE IN HIS POCKET!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
| CLOWNED
HONKITY HONKY HONKERS MY FELLOW CLOWN BOY
| Hello my frens
HONK HONK!
| Clown girls are Double plus, aces.
| Fhe flown flan fs fere fo festroy fumanity
Fonk fonk
- flownvius
| So...an update...
I've fled my home, and I'm currently on the run. The clowns...are everywhere...
...I'm so scared...so...many...red...noses...REEEEE
| Huh.. guess it's hunting season again.. who wants to hunt clowns with me..? I need more cheap test subjects..
-Sulfur
| Honk honk!
| Honk honk!
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