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Tl;dr I robbed myself
| >sticks me up at gunpoint
>proceeds to grab my entire grocery list in stuff from my store
>floats out
>doesn't spend one zenny
>...did I just rob myself?
| Did you accidentally make it sentient??
- Unit 00
| >>580181 not purposely if I did, but I don't think so, it didn't say anything to me, just grabbed my stuff at gunpoint
| >>580186 no, that's the strange part, I don't even know how it knew how to get a gun, or hold it, it basically wedged it up between the rotors...
| How and why and how
Just
Whyyyyyy???
>IA
| >>580219
Dude just get groceries at the farmers market ***wait***
Nevermind that!
The hell did your drone mug you for?ang hoowww?
>IA
| Stuff like this happened from time to time back home. Let's just say the last incident led to grandpa being banned from using computers for a year.
| So what are you going to do with your drone? Did it return to your place?
| >>580222 I think it was the cheapest way to get my groceries
>>580225 your grandpa encountered drones which rob people?
>>580255 can verify, just got back home and my drone is here with my groceries, and my full paycheck still, so technically it did get my groceries for the cheapest price...
| >>580361 did you disarm the drone tho? and examine the gun?
I sure hope it hasn’t discharged the weapon.
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| >>580361 I won't go into details, but let's just say grandpa sees hacking into things as a 'hobby'.
| So.......
Is your drone capable of having sex?
Cause someone in another thread was raped by a drone....
| >>580545 i see, and what do they do with rogue drones who actually aren't rogue and do exactly what they're supposed to?
>>580548 RAPED?! THE HELL, NO! At least, i think not, i don't think it has anything to rape someone with, or even the strength to do so forcibly...
| Yo, teach me great robot master, I dont wanna pay for my groceries either man!
| I break drones on sight and I'm pretty sure I haven't seen your drone yet..
-Sulfur
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| >be me
>antisocial introvert neet
>don't wanna go outside ever again
>but obv can't just never eat again
>plus I work
>it would be cool if I could just have groceries at my house
>don't want to hire person to bring me groceries
>builds drone
>programs drone to automatically retrieve whatever I ask for the cheapest possible price
>gives drone my paycheck and list of groceries
>fast forward to now
>sadly, I work at JC Eltons
>so I go to work
>my drone comes in
>has a fucking GUN?