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I'M BACK BITCHES

| SO I'M BACK FROM MY EXPEIDITION TO SOUTH AFRICA, YOU ALL REMEMBER THAT RIGHT? Ol horus probably told ya all about what i was doing but at long last..

>a picture is uploaded of....
glass panties?!?

I FINALLY FOUND THEM! for those of you who were living under a rock or something, these is one of the legendary crystal panties!

... aparently it's cursed, but i haven't experienced anything weird, who wants to try it on?

hope my wife's alright... i did leave a letter... right?

-Dahk


| Oh hell yes. This is the kind of content I live for
- Unit 00


| You did not leave a letter.

You will suffer.
-Angus


| Im sorry whot
>IA

Whooaaa glass underwear!
-GEMINI

GAH AVERT YOUR EYES CHILD!
>IA

Wha!
-{error user GEMINI has disconnected}


| It has been an ageless while without you here, Dahk. Though I am not flinching to the news of strange panties being found in that continent.

Everything happens in that odd region. -Uni


| >>577861
...

i-Is is this the lewd kind of suffer? or the suffering where i sleep on the porch forever?

I- i mean it's not like we have a kid to take care of!
-dahk


| >>577863
i'm glad to be back!

so does this mean you're volenteering to try them on? take pictures!


| That's kinda cool, crystal is usually really hard to shape properly
Unless it's just normal glass...
-3pig6


| >>577866
Wh-wha?! I did not, and will never surrender to your lewd desires, Dahk! -Uni


| I̷ ́wo͠ul̨d r̷eco̢m̡m͏en̕ḑ c̸o̡n̷tácting a s̸pec͜ía̕ĺis̵t͠ ͡in̶ con͟tain̸m͜ent ̴of ͟pot̕enti͢àll͡y͜ ̛a͠noma̢lo̡u͞s ̢e̶nt͡iti̷es͏ ́a̸n̨d͘ ͘o͟bjéc͏ts̀,͘ as̀ ͠op͜po͏se̕d҉ t̴o̵ ̴ùns̵a̢f͘e, ҉in̡c͟o̧rr҉ec̀t ́śt̕oŗaģe̢ ̕pro̴c͝ed͡ur̡es͏ ͢ỳo̵u ap͟pear to ͡c̶u͝r̨ŕęntly͝ ͠e̛m̧pl͝oy͘ t͞owards this҉ ͝obje̶ct.́ S̨p͠eci̸àl͞ ̵e͞x̨pe̕rti̧se͡ ͜is ͜r͠equ͜i̷r̨e̛d ̢for̡ safe҉ co҉ńt̨a͝i̴nmen̵t͘ ̸of͞ ̧a͟no͝maĺo̵ưs ̶en͜titi͠es̷ an̸d ̨o͘b̧je̡c͏t̶s͜.͡
—̕M̶er̕lin̴


| If you think the curse wont affect lilim, I might just volunteer
- Unit 00


| Against my better judgment
Would you like a cookies and cream idol girl to try them on?
>IA


| >>577869
it's not lewd, you heard merlin! this could be a potential anomaly! it's for science, just science!-Dahk

...

whoa i suddenly have a lot of volenteers everyone's welcome to try on the crystal panties (as long as you're sanitary about it)!
don't blame me if it turns out to be cursed and like, turns you into a huge pervert or anything alright?
-dahk


| >>577874
I trust Merlin's judgment, but I volunteer to be in any part aside from wearing them lewdly! -Uni


| >>577874 lemme guess, you tried it right away and now you want someone else to use it in hopes the curse is lifted from you when it gets the next victim
-3pig6


| So you'll wear them then, just not lewdly.
got it!


| ghost sari dim


| >>577877
D-Dahk, no! I refuse until I have a concrete reason to wear them. -Uni


| And here i was ready to tease you for that uni

But french antics aside what is this presumed curse?
>IA


| >>577865
Haha yeah. Not like we have a kid... HA. HA.

Your suffering will be anything but lewd.
-VeryAngryAngus


| >>577876
oh, that could be it, but i've always been a huge pervert, so i wouldn't notice that kind of curse even if it was!
>>577879
keeping your options open, good girl! i'll let you know if there's any reason that crops up that you might wanna wear them ;3

>>577880
supposedly, according to local legend, whoever wears them will either be filled with enough shame to blot out the sun... or find themselves invigorated by godlike perversion!


| ...

...

..
well, that or the tourguide called me stupid, admittedly i forgot to bring a translator.


>>577881

WAIT WHAT?
WHEN DID YOU
WH-
alright i need to see this for myself.
-dahk


| >>577884
It's Iris. Don't worry.

Or do because I'm mad at you.
-Angus


| ...okay, I guess. -Uaithne


| I really don't want a crystal panty stealing thread between people who want to try them on and people who want to contain them


| >>577858
Look who's back!
Back again!

Good to have you back Dahk.
-Jhensen


| >>578119
glad to be back!

i think...


| >>577882

That's some strange legends... Still, glass panties... Interesting. Wonder if they'd be comfortable.

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