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{Breaking News}The third Japanese regalia will pay a visit

| >This just in! It has just been announced that the third Japanese regalia Yasakani no Magatama is planning to pay a visit to Glitch City!
>She has stated
"Im excited to come over and see what tourism glitch has to offer!"

>various fans of the Yasakani in GC are excited for her arrival stating
"We would love to see her as she doesn't leave japan often!"

>her agent as stated that
"We plan to visit within the week and stay for around a month or two"

>more update coming soon!


| … Curses. What manners of business would lousy artifacts from those gods need in this city? -Uni


| Wow! My old guardian used to tell me all about them when I was growing up! I am soooooo excited for this
- Unit 00


| Why are they calling a jewel "her"?


| Im sorry what?!?
>IA


| >>573423
The accursed Easterners would have done foul actions to their divine artifacts — all in the name of fame. You shan't be surprised. -Uni


| >>6d27a9
Oh I know about this...Yasakani, huh? I'd always been curious about seeing that one up close. Japan and Vanderbilt are pretty proud of her~. -Aethia


| Basically they used the jewel in the creation of a lilim~. Female model apparently!


| >>573434
—Pardon? -Uni


| A... Machine? -Ame-no-Habakiri


| >>573436 Well yeah. Vanderbilt Robotics created Miss Yasakani during the Regalia Revival Project. It was a pretty big deal at the time~.

Well it still kind of is! I'm amazed they got the blessing to do it in the first place. They made the Yasakani no Magatama part of the design. - Aethia


| >>573437
What mirthful question are you making? By the glance of your name, I have hopes you would know what heresy is proclaiming itself here. -Uni


| >>573439
They dare dishonour what their gods granted them in the wise name of fame? I may dislike them in the past, but this does inhibit myself from favouring them. -Uni


| >>e5e5a6
Vanderbilt robotics?
Never heard of em


| >>573439

A machine made from an artifact... I don't like the sound of this. -Airgetlam


| >>573449
At last, one thinking mind shares a respectful opinion. I expect no less from someone sharing the name of that king. -Uni


| >>573449 >>573437 >>573450
With all of you freaking out about this, i wonder if it is too late to claim that i own the divine blade durandal.
>IA


| >>573450

It's... kind of a long story. -Airgetlam


| >>573451

Our intel says it was destroyed during the... Nevermind. -Airgetlam


| >>573451
They embedded the sword in a stone, hidden in depths and its replica was torn asunder. What trust do I have from your story, Cassius? -Uni


| >>573452
Never mind the story! Legends etch for themselves. I'm only joyful at the sight of an attesting thought aligning with mine own. -Uni


| >>573453 >>573454
Because obviously the story is false.

The real blade was nailed in the crags of Chapelle de Notre-Dame in Rocamadour.

I just so happened to free i from its chain, then repair it.

Then modernize it
A little before and after forr you

Before:
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcQQ7gAwRAeKv9TwvZkBlpnii4tPJ1lpnSQCRd_eBGzfBAK0GjRj


| And after
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/566319784153841665/592375680873005063/6441c6e2c6cb3625697b516ebfeca48f.jpg

Fine job if i say so myself
>IA


| >>573456
That is precisely where we expect the blade to be, yes. What you have uncovered is the replica of many Durendals. -Uni


| >>573458
The catch is while fixing it, i cracked open the hilt.

And inside was a single tooth and a red vial, tied together with a lock of hair...
>IA


| >>573455

Well, most of the threats we've dealt with so far have come directly from that sort so thing, so it makes sense to be wary.

>>573459

Your story about Durandal doesn't line up with ours- that's a relief. -Airgetlam


| >>573459
I'm far certain you have found another blade, confused with Durendal — as with myths do by progressing time. -Uni


| >>573462 >>573463
Ahaha!
Booo you must really like your myths demòi.

Those were just some stocks i pulled from getty images.

That was boring... not one freakout.
>IA


| >>573466
You shall not constitute me for a cheap almanac, Cassius. Tease me as you will, but dare not do so with the world's mythos. -Uni


| >>573468
No mon cheri i had you for a beautiful blue lily.

Still >tease me as you will
Eh?
If thats what you want i can Gladly indulge~
>IA


| D-Do you two have history? -Airgetlam


| >>573470
My, the blue donned on me is not the colour embraced by my own decision. I appreciate your lawful effort now, had it been elsewhere I may confess to anger once again. -Uni


| >>573473
Insignificant history, thus irrelevant to this exchange. -Uni


| >>573473
I refuse to pride that question with an answer.

>>573474
Pfff...tell that to the mangaka.

Oh goddess who refuses to return my love~
>IA


| >>573476
I dare say you must not hither to their perspective. For someone who calls me dear, I expect no less but for you to bear a knowledge of me.

Still — do n introduce me to your wretched love; one you fail to gather. This thread will not produce any meaningful conversation if you do otherwise. -Uni


| ...alright then. -Airgetlam


| >>573478
Please don't mind the blabbering man. He produces nothing but steam. -Uni


| >update!!!
>after a short questioning it has been revealed that the Yasakani no Magatama will arrive Tuesday tomorrow
>she stated
"I hope this will be a fun vacation!"

>stay tunee for updates


| >>573478
I find the less questions both asked and answered the better

>>573479
My how rude..

>>573481
Wait did the just say tomor-
>{error user IA has unexpectedly disconnected}

Uhhh grandma uni, why did Cassius black out?!?
-GEMINI


| >>573481

Tomorrow? That can't be good. -Airgetlam


| >>573485
No reason incurs on me. Perhaps you would know better, Gemini? After all, the news moves at a staggering pace. -Uni


| >>573497
Uhhh i dunno!
He read the thing then said something in French.
Then he fainted!
-GEMINI


| >>573699
I entrust the emergency services to resuscitate him to life. Now, what might cause a healthy young man to faint at the sight of a simple news?

That; that is therefore the question. -Uni


| >>573701
Waaah!
W-why are you asking mee?!? I dunno!
He just said "pourquoi soleil a-t-il décidé de venir ici sans prévenir si soudainement?!?"

How did i even type that!?
I don't even know what it means!
-GEMINI


| S̷t͞a̵te v̧i̴sits͜ óf ́su̕ch ̕o̸rd̕er̨ ҉a̶re͞ ̷li͘kelỳ ̢to͠ re̸s͞u͏lt in s̀i̴g̵n̕i̡f́i͠cant ̀i͞nc̡rȩas̛e in͞ p͟u̧bl͟ic ́s̡ecu̡r̡ity ͏eff̧ort͏s ̴and͡ d̢èc̀re̛ases ̕in ̧c̢o̧nc͞er͠ņs̢ ͠f͘or͜ c͡iti͏z̧e͡n ҉pri҉v҉a͢cy͝.̛
̸
I͟ wou̴l͡d̸ ͢a͘d͝vise̕ a̡ff҉ili͝a͘tes ţo ͟t̨em̶p̛or̕a̡ry ̴ceas̢e al̀l ong̀oin͟g ͝op̛era͜tio͠ns҉ ̷un҉t͡ìļ r̨isk͏ś re-e̕v͟a̷ļua̧tion ҉is̨ comp͏l͘et͡e.
͟—͜Me̶r͏l̨iǹ


| >>573701 >>573485
Bloody love birds, just get a room
-Impulse


| >>573828
I will set the record straight: I am not one to participate in this endless fawning. -Uni


| >>573846
Someone's playing hard to get, eh? What an interesting couple!
-Impulse


| >>040bb3
You didn't see? Some g/u/rl made a manga about them


| >>573854
I have already seen it, my lad
-Impulse


| ...I think that's enough of the Matrix for today. -Airgetlam


| >>573485
Cassius..? As in Cassius Vanderbilt?

Sorry to just now say something, but I noticed the familiarity of that name and had to ask.

I'm sorry. That's insensitive. How's he doing now? Still blacked out?

-Aethia


| >>574075
Uuuhh i dunno... i kinda sorta kinda....forget his name a lot.

Buuuuttt yupyup! Hes still sleeping!
-GEMINI


| >update
>as many of you have already guessed, the regalias trip has been delayed for a few days due to scheduling errors and private concerns
>although her agent as stated that
"The miss needs a vacation so we *will* come within the month.

And she *will* stay until summer is over."


>fans In GC eagerly await her arrival non the less

>stay tuned for updates

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