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| Welp it's been awhile since we've had one of these on the board. -CN
| Well the title is hex for "Panther Augmentations". I mean I guess that makes sense. -CN
| One day, you're gonna have to show me your ways. For as versed in programming as I am, decrypting has always been my weak suit.
-FB.
| >>56496
Decryption boils down to practice mostly. The more you do it and familiarize yourself with the different ciphers, the easier you get. Hex for example usually works on pairs of numbers and letters, so the code uses an even number of characters, and the letters in the code only go up to f. -CN
| >Holovid two.
>the man in standing in another room and able to keep pace with a panther that seems to be chasing him. A zoom on the augments show claw grip that provides traction but flexibility so they're still easy to run with.
>the man finally gets to a wall which he begins to climb up. The panther is still trying to chase him but can't make it up the same wall
| How the hell did this guy find a bloody panther in GC?
| With enough money you can find whatever you want I suppose... -CN
| But they are EXTINCT
| With enough money you can find *whatever you want*.
| >just then the man backflips off the wall and as he does steam pops from the leg augments. The claws extend on wires and pierce the panther in the head leading to a loud roar in pain. The feet then begin to drag the panther towards the man as he hangs on the wall.
| Welp looks like they're extinct again. -CN
| >the panther fights against him eventually slipping out of the claws now bleeding the panther is avoiding the man as he makes his way to the ground.
| >the vid zooms in on the panther's face.
>it opens its mouth and says "Panther Augmentations Joy-Tech Company. Tame the beast."
| :<
Poor kitty... -VV
| o.o it talked! -VV
| Jeez all this for an ad? This even got me with the encrypted title. Man corps really are getting smarter... -CN
| We must adapt in todays society. Use new unorthodox methods to get consumers in an increasingly volatile time.
-Adrew Colfield
| How much.
M.A.R.
| These are combat oriemted augmentations.
105Kz per augment limb. We do monthly payments now too.
| >>56546
I see... well I certainly got bamboozled with the ad. Sorry to say I'm not in the market for any augmentations at the moment. -CN
| Of course thats without some features
-Adrew Colfield
| All the features please, this will be a good gift.
- M.A.R.
| All the features aye?
Well with diamond tipped claws, with launchable and retractable claws, and reinforced carbon plating per limb it comes out to about 310Kz per limb plus installation service if needed
| -Adrew Colfield
| I can feel that promotion, if it comes with an instalation manual then it will be fine.
- M.A.R.
| Of course. So will that be in payments or all at once?
-Adrew Colfield
| How about 51667z every month for two years?
| - M.A.R.
| Alright.
51667z per month for two years.
Sounds good. Buut there is 6% interest.
| Also we'll have to monitor it. We can provide free repairs though
-Adrew Colfield
| So it will take 2 years and about 4 months
| Still make it two years, ill pay all the interest with the final payment.
- M.A.R.
| We'll hold you to that. If you want you can go to a store to give the address r the limbs and yu'll get thm in about 1 week and thats when the payments will start.
-Adrew Colfield
| Something seems slightly odd, but... Good marketing anyway I suppose
-TK
| I'm already at one.
- M.A.R.
| Then as the literal first purchaser of the Panther Augmentations set I will personally sign the Authentication Card.
Once you fill it out it should arrive in a week. We're still setting up for the production line.
Also thank you TK. We're looking to take corporate marketing in a new direction.
-Adrew Colfield
| What is this.
- S.E.B.
| >S.E.B.
Panther Augmentations by Joy-Tech Company.
| M.A.R., what are you doing here, you much much more important things to do.
- S.E.B.
| I know I know, I was just in the middle of stress relief when I saw this, I think it would make a good gift. Just a few more and ill be good.
- M.A.R.
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| >Holovid
>two minutes go by as and all that seems to move is a person in a chair rocking back and forth. after another minute there is a click and the sound of humming. The man begins to stand up. Their limbs are completely augmented. However the fingers are claw-like and the augments are very smooth an image of a large cat is on the shoulder. The legs are also modeled off an animal too and appears to only walk on the ball of the foot. As the video cuts "Wait" flashes on screen.