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Rush Magazine: Is YOUR fake meat possibly REAL?! 5 THINGS THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW!
| >SORRY TO INTERRUPT, BUT YOU HAVE USED UP YOUR 15 SECOND FREE TRIAL. THIS PAGE IS FOR SUBSCRIBERS ONLY. AS YOU HAVE READ THIS MESSAGE, YOU HAVE NOW BEEN READING 7 SECONDS MORE THAN ALLOWED, AND THUSLY HAVE BEEN AUTOCHARGED A DECADELY SUBSCRIPTION FEE, AT 69% DISCOUNT FOR THE INCONVENIENCE. FAILURE TO PAY THIS FEE IS CONSIDERED A FELONY IN GLITCH CITY. REPORT TO THE NEAREST GCPD OFFICER AVAILABLE AT YOUR EARLIEST FREE TIME.
...TURKEY FLAVORING, WHICH MAKES IT TASTE LIKE REAL MEAT!
| Who keeps putting all this clickbait on the board, the article title doesnt even make any sense. -CN
| >>557944
I second that. I'm sick and tired of getting fucking ads in my mailbox, so I want them at least off my board.
-ILL
| Next they are going to say banana are good shoe shiner and hassy can be used as hair conditioner.
>IA
| Man i actually wanted to know but hey i at i least i my shit food in peice
-Proxy
| ...staaaare.
| Right, time to either firebomb their office or throw rotten synth-eggs.
-Jhensen
| Trust me, burning rotten synth eggs is something I wish on only a select few people.
-Jhensen
| I'm tempted to go shoot up an office these guys work at
-Red 9
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| Ladies and Gentlemen, I am here today to regretfully write what may be my sickest article yet, yo!: You won't believe the shizzle that they be spittin, dawgs! I'm Shasta Rush, founder of Rush Magazine, and today, I swear on my granpappy's name that you'll never see TURKEY the same way again! A recent study conducted by Neo Corpos (a university, which is like a big school for the really smart kids you envied for being smarter than you! :D) says that 34.7% of fake Turkey is made...