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What the hell have i witnessed
| Then he farted out a rusty spring and a bloody ear augmentation.
So he shoves it back up his ass with a pained yell and runs away.
So that happend and in still confused.
Does *anyone* have a clue who that guy was?
>IA
| Just reading this made my eyes bleed dude.
~kaede
| What -CN
| >>556206 >>556207
I dont even know.
Like i was just going out for milk when that stuff happened.
I..i need a nap..
>IA
| >>556210
(Yeah, but even in context it was weird.
Lets not give any context and confusion people as to what this is about.
>Morphine_blues)
| >>556212
(Also EnGande PRESS Armor System is not kevlar, it use hard armor plate, either steel or ceramic
-Impulse)
| >>556203
Oh for fucks sake, sorry guys, it was my bad. I shouldn't have let him go in naked with a pistol and a knife. Ah well, on the plus side he survived
-Impulse
| I was in a similar situation last year. Try going anal with a Lilith they said it will be fun they said
| What the actual frick
-Arable
| Soooo like, a few days later now.
Anyway update cuz why not.
I see the same guy again but like 3ish inches taller while i was going out for ingredients.
This time he was buck naked and had knives.
But not like normally,i swear he had 2 knives taped to his feet like high heels.
And he ran past me screaming "FABULOUS" at the top of his lungs,
When i regretfully saw his ass there was another knife sticking out if his butt like a bee stinger.
| Some PMC dude came by and he jumped, twisting mid air, and stabbed the PMC dude with the ass knife, killing them instantly by the knife itself in combination to the bodyweight coming down on the poor fools ribs.
At least thats what i could gather when i inspected the body.
| So he takes out the dudes helmet walks to me,
At this point im kinda scared, and he points to the logo and grunts
"FABULOUS"
So fearing for my life via not wanting to be ass stabbed, i pointed at the nearest outpost of said PMC.
So that happend and i am even more confused
>IA
| ...
...staaaaaaaaaaaare.
| >>557244
Hey don't look at me like that.
I don't even know what happend, but quite frankly, i dont want to
>IA
| >>557257
...stop..
>IA
You cant see this, but hes hiding under the dinner table.
Its actually kinda funny
-GEMINI
| >>557330
It's an NDSec outpost in flooded
>Location has been posted
How do I know this? Well, against my better judgement, I let him do a run again. I should've known that he will go naked again. He did died this time though. Hope that will teach him a lesson to go in geared next time.
-Impulse
| >>557333
That's my old outpost I used to stay at before I deserted. Two questions, 1:Do you have something against NDSec? 2:Is it still under raid by thugs?
-Red 9
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| So i was getting back from the store,
I just then i see this guy racewalk past me.
Then he stops right in front of me.
Thats when i see it.
He was naked but also not
Like he had a bloody waistcoat on with body armor over it.
Nothing else, no pants or anything just a waistcoat and kevlar.
Dick to the wind and everything.
He had a pistol holstered and was carrying a rifle.
When he stopped in front of me i swear i saw he was bleeding out of his ass.