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So about CN's dick
| Glad to know that as soon as everyone knows I'm alive this happens... -CN
| Ah, so this is the rumored:
Person that actually finds him hot and or is aware of meme.
How surreal
>IA
Cassius, what is she talking about?
-GEMINI
Nothing you need to know about gem
>IA
Ok! ^v^
-GEMINI
| I always imagined him having a small one or a robo penis.
-8||8
| *sigh* stay classy glitch city.
Stay classy
>IA
B U T W H A T D O E S I T M E A N T H O U G H
-GEMINI
Nobody tell her
>IA
| shes an idol cass people are going to be fantasizing about doing similar or worse things to her
you might as well explain
| >>556036
WAIT SOME PEOPLE CONSIDER ME AN IDOL!?!?
AHHHHHHHHH
-GEMINI
Yeah i suppose your right.
Still. Might as well preserve the innocence for as long as possible
Also Congratulations to you gem
>IA
| Just saying, if you see the measurements for the 3D render, it's been updated. It's like an inch bigger now and I don't know if the new one is truer or not.
| I think my eyes are bleeding, what the hell, mate
-Impulse
| Should i avoid this CN guy?
By the way people are talking about him, it sounds like anyone that gets near him will be ravished.
And that scares me
~kaede
| >>556213
In my medical opinion.
Yes
Jk CN please dont ravish me!
Whatever ravish means.
-GEMINI
Nobody tell her
Also no kaede. Hes fine
>IA
| >>556284
the fact that hes deliberately typing in a stutter to sound innocent makes it all the more likely that youre right g/u/rl
| Dad is devoted to mom! All of you are just rumour-mongering dummies!
-TSU
| Ẁhil̕e ̸ìt hàs ͟been proven ͘t͏hat ͠CŃ i͘s, ̵su͞r̡p͝rising̕ly͢,̕ on̢e ͏o͢f the k̨e͜y ̴f͘act͜o͢rs ͞t̛o ̶the ͜śta̕t͏e o͏f͠ ̡púb͡l͝ic͞ ̧śafety͠ įn t́h͜e̕ ̶c͏i͏ty,̶ ͡t͏herè is s҉t̛ill a̢ n͟u̴mb͏er o͡f̵ p̕rac̴t̴ic͞e̸s̵ t̷hat g͞o͡ ̕a̷gain̴s͏t҉ t͘h͏e͡ ̀ge̡ne͜r͢al͏ i̡mage͟ ̢o̷f͝ s҉aid͡ ̢ind͟ìv̷idua̡l.̸
̴Despite ͜no ҉c͝a̴ses̕ of s҉e̢x͜ual̷ ̛assáu͘lt ̸on͡ ͢ręco̕r̷d so ̴fa̶r,͡ I͜ ̡wo̢uld̕ ad̷v͜i͟se̶ t̶o exc̡e͠rc͘i͏s̷e͞ caut̶i̶o̕n ̵i̵n̶ h͠i̕s ͞co̸m̵p͠any.͞
—̛M͏e̡r̴l̴i̶n
| >>556284 >>556339
So he is a sexual predator!?!?
Nohohoho!!
>>556300
HE IS A SEXUAL PREDATOR *AND* CHEATING ON HIS WIFE EVEN WHEN HE HAS KIDS
S-somebody p-please i-i dont wanna be ravished!
*sobs*
~kaede
| >>556347
P-please dont cry
>>556289 >>556284
AHHHHHHHHH HE IS A SEX MONSTER
SOMEONE SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>556300
You hear these people! Your dads a scoundrel that cant live without sex!
-GEMINI
Gem cmon really?
>IA
>>556344
Seeeee even the ai guy says to be careful!
I am going to get violated against my will!nooooooooo!
*crying*
-GEMINI
Geeee CN tHaNKs
Now she is crying.
And here i thought you were nice
>IA
| *Sigh* What's the point in even defending myself at this point... not like anyone believes me. -CN
| >>556356
Well jace the guildpact,
You have somehow made two girls cry in the span of a few posts.
No wonder nobody trusts you you absolute monster.
Seriously why does that...
>IA
| >>556451
Look at it geekboy.
Look look at this>>556451
>IA
Whaaaaaaaa ;w;
Somebody save me!
I-if he can fight a corp i-i im scared! What will he do to me!?!
-GEMINI
Its not excusable.
Aren't you supposed to be raising orphans?
Jesus man gems hysterical.
>IA
| >>556460
Hhmmmmm.
Yeah ok im done, just pulling your leg.
Half a prank but mostly a test,
Forgive me.
Yet in the span of a day not one soul outside of those directly affiliated with you rose to your defense.
Hmm people might actually believe the sex monster stuff.
>>556461
I dunno, personally i didnt say jack, must have picked it up from lurking.
She is genuinely terrified and crying However.
The hell do i do?
>IA
| >>556464
I've been dealing with it for months so I'm not surprised. I intentionally keep details about myself hidden from the public for my teams safety sake, so I cant really refute rumors without evidence. -CN
| >>556468
Oof that critical mass point where everything is just kinda meh huh?
Yep i can see that.
Sorry again, curiosity simply took over.
But srsly wat do wit gem.
Shes still crying
>IA
| >>556469
Just tell her it's not true. I mean we've met before and I didnt do anything. Is that not proof enough? -CN
| >>556479
Yeah worth a shot
...
...
...ok yeah it didn't work at first, but then i offered pudding.
That made it better.
Not consolation from a friend, fekkin pudding.
Damn those tropes
>IA
| Well this is weird
-Arable
| I'm so new to this place none of this shit makes sense
-Proxy
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| Anyone else fantasize about getting rammed up the ass by it? just saying if the rumors are true then
Maybe i should kidnap him myself! >:3
-Myu