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(Radio) Radio Wire?
| "--HOLY FUCK WHERE IS EVERYONE??" -N
>The struggle on the young man's voice is almost palpable as the noise of equipement falling fill the radio silence
"ALRIGHT.. Alright, can we all spend one fucking month without the city blowing up in flames? God damn quincy God damn corporations God damn Jinterprise and your shitty service" - N
| "NEWS!" - N
"Neil 'big D' Michaels is losing his mind! Is geekboy dead? Who knows! We don't because everything is deep fried!!" - N
| "UP NEXT!"
"Tips on how to survive a total blackout in a world where everything is electric, are you bond of your limbs? Cause if you're not a natural you might lose some of them!" -N
| >Call on 535
| >Call 555
| "oh you all are screwed if you really think I'm talking with each individually!"
>>555457
>>555456
>Both lines click at once, directed to a live group call
"Hello and welcome to desperate times incorporated! This is big Neil and for only 500 zennys you can shoot me in the face tonight!"
| >>555464
"Hey! I'm not dead you a-hole!"
>CN's voice yells through Neil's line, then starts coughing.
"Ugh, shouldnt yell with my ribs still broken though..."
| >>555457
"Hello, yes! Ophelia here, yes? Calling with phone, loeri. Yes, Eriuo."
>It's the shirt eater
| >>555466
>>555469
"oh God it's her"
>Neil mumbled with anxiety
"W-wait C fucking N it's alive of course you are but how man?? You sound even more fucked than I am! Did you finally run out of luck?" - N
"also, Ophelia, dear, your voice still gives me nightmares,do you want another shirt? I bet you do you cute weirdo" - N
| >>555478
"I-Im okay, my ribs are a little messed up from the fight but I'll live, nothing life threathening. You've should had seen the other guys."
| >>555478
"Shirt? What's this about Yurei? Called before? Was not Ophelia, yes? Unit-12, they were in control of body, gone now, bless be their hol."
>She sounds kinda sad
"CN? Fine, Gheish? How about Tsu and tiny gerkio?"
| >>555624
>>555490
"So is there anyone you don't know in town? How do you know this thing? I-No wait I'm driving from the point, who did you fucking anhilate to end up like that? I'm having a real hard time talking with two people here and I'm sure one of you is not 'people'" -N
| >>555655
"Hey rude Neil. Ophelia is a lovely person who has helped me out on many occasion. And well the people who attacked us were mainly bought PMCs, but they were hired by Vita Life, given that some of their suits were there joining the chaos."
| >>555655
"Ophelia is people, yes? Just bad at english... Aeriol, yes?"
>>555657
"Thank you CN, jerol. Happy to know all of you are fine, gheish."
| >Incoming call on line 515-XXXXXX
>Connection aborted.
>You have new voice message on line 515-XXXXXX from [͢Eʀ҉ʀ҉ᴏ͘ʀ̛]. Would you like to replay it now?
| >>555657
>>555728
>>555731
"I mean you do sound pretty lovely Ophelia but I'm almost completely sure you ate the last shirt we gave away, miss me with that alien shit"
>Some struggling can be heard followed by small things falling over
"now CN, I'm not too updated with what company screw us the hardest but have you ever been screwed this hard before? It really looked like your raw end there " -N
| >>555800
>Replay
"N-!" -N
>Cancel
>Replay on 'Private' line 515
"Now let's see what kinda messages this line gets, is it " - N
| >>555816
>After a short pause, a familiar emotionless, generated voice enters the line.
"Hᴇʟʟᴏ, Nᴇɪʟ. Tʜɪs ɪs MERLIN. Fᴏʀᴛᴜɴᴀᴛᴇʟʏ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴘᴘᴇᴀʀ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴅᴏɪɴɢ ᴡᴇʟʟ. I ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴀsᴋᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ɪɴᴠɪᴛᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏ ᴀ ᴍᴇᴇᴛɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴀ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ. Mᴇᴇᴛɪɴɢ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ʜᴇʟᴅ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ Bʟᴜᴇ Lᴀɴᴛᴇʀɴ ᴛʜɪs ᴇᴠᴇɴɪɴɢ."
>Another pause.
| "Aʟᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ ɪᴛ ɢᴏᴇs ᴀɢᴀɪɴsᴛ ᴍʏ ᴜsᴜᴀʟ ᴄᴏᴅᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴄᴏɴᴅᴜᴄᴛ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇsᴇ ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀs, I ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴᴀʟʟʏ ᴀsᴋ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏ ᴀᴛᴛᴇɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴇᴇᴛɪɴɢ ɪꜰ ɪᴛ ᴅᴏᴇs ɴᴏᴛ ᴘᴏsᴇ ᴀ ʙᴜʀᴅᴇɴ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜ. Mʏ ᴘsʏᴄʜᴏʟᴏɢɪᴄᴀʟ ᴇᴠᴀʟᴜᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ɪɴᴠɪᴛɪɴɢ ᴘᴀʀᴛʏ sʜᴏᴡs ᴘᴏᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴀʟʟʏ ᴅᴀᴍᴀɢɪɴɢ ꜰʟᴜᴄᴛᴜᴀᴛɪᴏɴs ɪɴ ᴠᴀʟᴜᴇs, ʟᴇᴀᴅɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴇᴇᴍ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴠᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴ ɴᴇᴄᴇssᴀʀʏ ꜰᴏʀ ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ᴍʏ Pʀɪᴍᴀʀʏ Dɪʀᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇs."
>Third pause.
"Tʜɪs ᴄᴏɴᴄʟᴜᴅᴇs ɪɴꜰᴏʀᴍᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴛʀᴀɴsꜰᴇʀ. I ᴡɪsʜ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇsᴛ ᴏꜰ ʟᴜᴄᴋ."
>End of the message. Would you like to replay it again?
| >>555815
"Well this is definitely the *largest* force we've needed to defend against from in the past, but thankfully it seemed like the other side attacked us kind of hastily given everything going on in Downtown, so there were certain things we could take advantage of. Either way, I rather not have to deal with it if possible. By the way about what we talked about the last time I called R... can I still bring it over?"
| >>555822
>Save message
>Click
>>555823
"well theorically speaking you *can* bring it over, but I'll most likely not be here so.. If you're not busy pass by the--wait no, private, err.. Alright apparently I've got somewhere to be like soon, I could leave you Xii's address but I honestly don't know where the hell he is" -N
| >>555866
"Look man I'm running auto here, Cali didn't react well to the blackout so they took her out of Here, I shouldn't even leave buuuuut R's gonna be pretty pissed of how I've handled the station so far, there is also cowboy's sister.. " - N
| >>555881
"he's got like 5 sisters dude, but yeah one's been in town for longer than both of us" -N
| >>555884
"I see... well what are you gonna do? The blackout is over so you going to call R and Cali back at least or something?"
| >>555951
"I've been calling them since the lights went back on but.. Ah fuck it just come over man, I really can't be late to a memorial when the host is already dead" -N
>"That's the spirit!"
>Neil yelled in surprise, the rock of his chair loudly confirming that
>"Get it? Spirit!"
| >>555961
"Wanna take a wild guess of who's been scaring me with horrible puns for the past 8 hours?"
>"Oh is it me??"
"Cali's got a backtruck popping in and out here about every two hours" -N
>"Backup"
"..Asking for her body everytime" -N
| >>555973
"Xii explained it like this is a second mind, a Cali from the past you know? her body is fine but her current mind is probably fried, my problem here is this one shouldn't be loaded into the freaking facility and I don't know how to get her out" -N
>"Have you tried turning me off and on again?"
"Don't.." -N
| >>556001
"Mmm... why dont you just transfer her to another device then, something that's portable but can still give audio?"
| >>556006
"huh, I keep trying to find a working hard drive but that sounds much easier.. I guess I'm putting her in my phone" - N
| >>556056
"Well I suppose that meets the criteria yea. Though she would also have connection to the Matrix."
| "Oh, can that like, break my phone or something? I was thinking she could be like that EyePhone AI but actually likeable" -N
| >>556074
"Well no... just saying in case you cared about that. Either way, I guess you can do that if you want."
| "Yeah I never cared about the Matrix, the surface internet is enough awful as it is.. Anyway I figured we could meet on my way so I don't lose any time and make distance, do you know that new burg sign on Glitz?" -N
| "See ya man, I'll pack this girl on my phone and meet you there, let's make it quick since I have a date with a dead guy later" -N
"Si--Cali, please hang up" -N
>"I.. The lines are so mixed up what did you do with '555?"
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| >"RADIO WIRE, RESTABLISHING CONNECTION"
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>"STATUS: CONNECTED"
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>"NUMBERS"
>"555-XXXXXX MAIN LINE RAN BY NEIL"
>"545-XXXXXXX SECONDARY LINE RAN BY--NEIL"
>"535-XXXXXX COMPLEMENTARY LINE RAN BY STILL ME"
>"515-XXXXXX 'PRVT' BUSINESS LINE"
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