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| I hear QUINCY's putting Nanomachines in the water that turns the fucking tits huge!
| Supposedly mermaids have been sighted off the coast of Westport. Either that or a sailor got drunk and fell off a boat again.
| The government (read megacorps) will motion to ban the cookbook "Beamed hams: Now you're cooking with lasers!" under the guise of fire prevention.
The real endgoal is to strip the general population of any high output beam or particle emitter, that can be used to blind or out right destroy aerial surveilance drones.
The book ban is only the first step in this scheme, next will be an artifically induced shortage of electrical components diving prices way up.
| After this they plan to implement an unnecessarily convuluted and expensive legal process to buy, own and operate them until finally the gradually outlaw them.
All while these megacorp pricks continue to enjoy their perfectly crisp beamed hams in their mega-housing units.
But let me tell you, these megacorp fuckers can pry my laserrifle from my (perfectly crisp beamed) dead hands!
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