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| Job: Assassination
Target: Justice Wardrobe members
Pay: 1.5Mz
Poster:
Take them out and show me proof I'll get in contact for drop off
| Ah another thing I forgot. You can sell information here too. Think of it as the job and info threads up top but with more importance than a ramen stand in west port with really good spicy pork ramen.
Info selling should be more bidding, but you can decide to sell at a flat rate if you think that'd be better.
Information: what it pertains to
Opening Bid/Offer: The pay
Poster:
Extra:
Information was made to be free after all.
| But free isn't a possibility nowadays.
| Job: Capture
Target: 4 Men from height of 6 foot to 6 foot 6 inches unaugmented
Pay: 35Kz for all three at once
Poster: Charlotte
Note: I'd prefer them not to be bleeding.
| Job: Manhunt
Target: 1 man
Pay: 5Kz Dead. 10Kz Alive.
Poster: Captain
Note: I'm using my last coin in this offer and paying this kid to upload, make it worth my dime. Details for interested only.
| >Charlotte
I'll take this one.
| Job: Retrieve, and Deliver target to a location TBD. Alive, and unharmed.
Target: CN
Pay: 1,000,000,000 zenny
Poster: L.S.
Note: Target must be unharmed, and alive, but not necessarily willing. Location will be determined on acceptance, and will be given a timeframe. Not delivering target in required timeframe will disqualify payment. Injuring target in any manner, whether physically, mentally, or emotionally, will result in your termination.
| >L.S.
Hm...uncalculated.
-Arachne
| >CN
Of course not.
-Arachne
| Hmm... L.S. -CN
| Look, I wouldn't mind going after this CN guy but 1 bill is more than an assassination. And all this shit about "unharmed," haha fuck you -Greenfields
| What are you trying to do, marry him or some shit? -Greenfields
| >>54999
I am kind of curious why they would go for such obvious bait though. It at least got my attention. -CN
| >>54999
If I recall correctly,
Runners are paid to do jobs. Not to ask too many questions.
Will you take it, or not? -L.S.
| >>55011
I mean I knew about the thread since it's creation. Just haven't had a reason to post in it. So, do what do I owe the obvious bait to? -CN
| I just want to make sure there are no... complications, should they succeed. L.S.
| >>55018
Well if you just wanted to talk you could had just asked. Would make people much less wary. -CN
| >>55031
Hmm... so theoretically if I was thinking of going, then how would I find the location? -CN
| By visiting the place where my first dog met its end. -L.S.
| Now its a land where lost souls gather. -L.S.
| I regret I was never all that good at puzzles. My second was far better. Memes are more easiy substituted for metaphors. L.S.
| Job: Capture
Target: 8 C.E.O.s and board members of high wealth corporations.
Pay: 1000000 Zenny each
Poster: M.A.R.
Note: They must be unharmed, maximum damage light brusing, as they can and may hurt themselfs. Addional pay will be given based on how well known they may be, the more people know them, the better.
| Odd, what a strange event when typing 1000000.
-M.A.R.
| I suppose I should also advertise, ill be hosting a gameshow, 100 Zenny for a regular ticket, 1000 Zenny for the aftershow tickets, the aftershow is really a second show where only one contestant can leave, something the people here may enjoy more.
-M.A.R.
| >>55050
Don't worry I think I understand. You'll have to excuse me if I don't come alone though, my friends are very protective. -CN
| Irritating...
-Arachne
| >CN
You can't understand if you can't see what you're meant to understand.
-Arachne.
| Job: Capture
Target: The girl in the long red coat, leaving rose petals after herself. Assumed name - Ruby Rose.
Payment: 3.000.000Zn
Poster: Corporate representative.
Bring her unharmed. We are making our own justice regarding this person. Beware - she knows how to take care of herself and will not hesitate to kill you.
| >>55083
I would be more surprised if you -did- come alone. Like that incident at the noodleshop. -L.S.
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| >>55095
>HELLO REPRESENTATIVE.
>WE AGREE ON THE REQUIRED AMOUNT.
>THE CAPTURE SHALL BE COMPLETED.
>WE WILL USE OUR FULL ARSENAL TO SECURE YOUR TARGET.
>THERE WILL BE NO NEED FOR YOUR INTERFERENCE.
>IT SHALL BE DONE.
| Updating my job, 7 needed, and ill bump the pay by 100000 each
| Job: Assassination
Target: 8||8, assumed name Graham last name unknown.
Pay: 7kz dead, 11kz alive.
Poster: A shitty retired hitman who tries to hide his past, he killed multiple of my men when he was fairly young. Either way he will be killed by you or by me...
| >>55474
You better give on that idea. I can not afford him dying, or being captured, or being hurt. I give you this one last warning. -Jules
| >>55480
Heh yeah right... Miss I suggest that you do not go snooping around things you don't understand okay? Its best you don't get hurt...
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| >THIS BOARD HAS GAINED MUCH UNWANTED ATTENTION.
>PERHAPS IT IS WISE TO TERMINATE IT.
>AND RESTRUCTURE IT SOMEWHERE ELSE.
| >>55496
You are taking too much on yourself, are you? And don't you ever dare to underestimate me, filth! -Jules
| >>55617
Right well, no one is going to go do this job so I'm off to do it myself... Now I know you're already going to tell him but to be honest that makes it more fun!
| >>55913
Didn't you tell me you were single like a few weeks ago... you're sure going far for a guy you just met. -CN
| The candle that burns twice as bright lasts half as long.
| I'd love to be the doubly bright candle even if it means ill have half the time, because ill make it damn worth it.
- M.A.R.
| The brighter the candle the easier it is for the dark to find it.
| Or more specifically.
those that live in the dark.
| Oh young poetry, it sucks~ -Neii
| this thread turned into me almost getting killed to warnings about love
-8||8
| >>55967
I mean I would say love is a strong word considering you guys just started dating recently. -CN
| >>56010
Really? How much do you know about her? Do you her interests? Her likes and dislikes? Do you even know her last name? -CN
| >>56022
*Sigh* I think I've made my point... this was more for Jules anyways. She should really considering helping someone she barely knows just cause they've had a few dates. You clearly had no intention of taking things seriously with her if that's all you can muster after a month of dating.
| Also for the record, her interests are her two AIs. Even I knew that and I've only had a single conversation with her. -CN
| >CN
Bull's eye. Except for some minor stuff, of course. -Jules
| >>56034
What the hell do you talk about then? If you love her like you say you do you would want to find out everything about her. Stop deluding her and yourself here. Did she even know that you were a hitman before this job post? -CN
| Come on people, we are talking entertainment here, four left to get, I got three myself.
- M.A.R.
| >>56047
Well alright I'll give you that one but my previous points still stand. Although it seems like you don't really care... -CN
| >>56033
I'm not gonna stop you if you do, but given his attitude I suggest reconsider you protecting him. -CN
| >CN
Society is corrupt. Human's life is fragile, what's really in charge of everything is money - and guns. So you either stand and fight for your freedom - or let your generation - and youself - gone in vain by living your life as system's slave. I'm not implying you are a slave - but i have someone who i want to stick to, even through he's far from perfection, and i might never really love him. He deserves a chance, dead or gone ge won't be able to use that chance. -Jules
| >>56076
A second chance... Now that's something that's a little more understandable than some blind lust. -CN
| The pervious contractor seem to ba having issues with fulfilling the task he took on himself. With this - contract for Ruby Rose re-established, payment raised up to 5 million zenny. -Corporate representative
| >CN
Now you see. By the way, how about catching up at my place? Some new matters are here to discuss, if you don't mind. -Jules
| >>56082
This is like 'literally not your' business. There were a post in some newspapers about what she did to GenoCorp council. -Corporate relresentative (CR starting next post)
| Huh she kinda was my ex though... Just a little fun fact.
-8||8
| >Then your ex is a merciless killer - just so you know. -CR
| Well she did kinda had a look in her eyes when I rejected her
-8||8
| RaIn
Are you trying to scare them off?
- M.A.R.
| >>54150
Hey chummer, what about some kid with yellow socks and another with pink shorts? Do those count? -GrimSkull
| >>56654
15 million zenny will do the thing? You 5 million in advance, the rest when you bring her to us. -CR
| OOC: *you get 5 million in advance.
| OOC: *5 millions.
| >>56715
One of my teams vibroblades to start. I don't like my stuff getting stolen and I thought I could have a little "talk" with them about stealing what doesn't belong to them. -CN
| >>56719
...Heh, if I didn't know better I'd say that these kids were your little siblings or something.
Fine, i'll nab them and deposit them somewhere "safe," but if I get injured it's coming out of yer credstick. -GrimSkull
|
| (When you accidentally hit post)
I'm going to need to releive more stress, will nobody take the job? Its the simplest of them all.
- M.A.R.
| >>56724
Where are you now? State your location. I will come after youyself and bring everything as said in contract. -CR
| (Setting thread?)
| God FUCKING DAMN IT! Yer gonna owe me my fragging deductible, CN! FUCK!-GrimSkull
| >>58385
God damn slotting go ganger wannabe! He fucking stabbed me! UGH!
I SHOT him outta reaction fire... grazed his shoulder or something, oh my god... fucking hell... -GrimSkull
| >>58407
B-brandywine street, up in Uptown- They're kinda shambling around in the mini-park that's over there, you can't miss it! -GrimSkull
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| Job: Extraction
Target: VeriaTech Representative
Pay: 2.9Mz
Poster: Mr. Johnson
The Client is interested in studying one of the representatives listed above. The Client is aware of the difficulty of this endeavor.
If you are not familiar with the Target, look elsewhere. If you know who the Client is talking about,
You probably survived an encounter.
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| Welcome to the shadowthreads.
You either got here because someone leaked it, or you found a way in. We don't care. Point is you want something done that should be kept really low you don't post it on the job threads, you come here. Designed for low traffic.
So heres what you do
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Poster:
Anything else you describe at your discretion.
Happy posting, happy hunting.