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I need a new job
| Join the illuminachos
We kill
We stab
Dip doritos on blood
Eat blood dip
And get paid with more doritos to dip on blood
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| >be me, GCPD cop
>get dispatched to a school shooting
>7 injured 2 dead
>one died charging the shooter
>the other was the shooter
>impaled and pinned to the wall by a fucking javelin
>a bunch of six graders are doing some latin chants as the teacher finishes dousing the corpse in tar
>watch in abject horror as the student body proceeds to have a ritual orgy around the impaled, burning corpse of some psychopath child to honor vulcan
>i need a new line of work