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General NeoYork Complaints thread
| fucking auto correct
They were buttchugging karm!
| But isnt karmotrine like, artificial alchohol?
Wouldn't that just violently burn their anal cavity?
Neo Yorkers man...
>IA
| >Be me, be janitor at a Veriatech Clinic.
>Slow day, Spring right around the corner.
>Looking forward to taking a week off.
>Suddenly fucking suits with clown masks invade.
>Fuck fuck fuck im gonna die.
>Ambulance screeches to a stop outside, clown masks tell everyone to get on their knees while a couple go to stop the paramedics.
>They fucking get BOWLED OVER by the onslaught of people with weird accents.
>"DO YOU TAKE NEO YORK FUD STAMPS"
>"I CANT FEEL MY TESTICLES!"
>"MY IMPLANTS ARE SAGGING!"
>Clown masks are overwhelmed with the sudden rush of people seeking help.
>A bunch vomit every color of the rainbow like guns, on floor, chairs, walls, other people.
>Crazy lady leaps onto receptionist desk on all fours, screeching, "ITS BLOODY SUNDAY!"
>Starts leaking everywhere, some of it gets on Lacey's face.
>She falls back in horror.
>Kid who reeks like some kind of pot demon pulls me up by the hair.
>"YA GOTTA HELP ME DAWG, I CANT FEEL MY TONSOLS!"
>Bend neck to the side just in time, projecile vomit splatters to wall beside me.
>Clown masks lost for words.
>They leave, stepping over people and bodily waste as if it's acidic, toxic, or a biohazard.
>Mfw its probably all three.
>Decide then and there to retire.
| >work in Rxcellence clinic
>Neo Yorker girls come in to volunteer for temp hybridization
>Ok this is fine
>they don't stop talking
>finally fill it out
>"okay that will be 2 weeks before-
>"thefukumeanucantdoitnow!"
>we need to run blood te-
>"I'm from The J-Shore bitch! blahblahblah /hams/ blahblahblah shore blahblahblah stink blahblah blah
>they leave
>more come in
>repeat
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| Fucking Neo Yorkers..
>be me, 30 something
>get on bus at 8 am to go to work
>pay the fare
>everythings fine
>10 minutes later bus stops
>theres a crowd of mother fuckers chugging karm with their assignment
>WTF!!!
>bus can't run them over
>bus continues to wait
>more show up
>FML
>2 hours late for work because of these fuckers.