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Any new CN smutfics lately?

| Used to see them all the time, what happened to those? :/


| They kinda died out when everyone thought he died after being arrested by the GCPD. Dude was gone for, what, four months?

Thanks though, OP, you pretty much opened the floodgates for-


| >A link is posted to a memetube vid, entitled: "Dramatic Reading: CN Mindfucks the Hot Internet Service CEO"


| ...great


| Gimme that good geekboy fic and you'll hear a thing or two more about open floodgates


| Thanks for the material! Damn, this is good.

[Alice]


| >>533468
This might be the most cursed drek I've listened to ALL MONTH. ヾ(`ヘ´)ノ゙

I'm gonna be having nightmares for weeks.

-nanashi


| Thanks, I hate it. -CN


| OH O H OH OH OHO HOHO HOH OH


YOU WANT A CN SMUTFIC DO YA?
WELL LET ME LINK YOU THIS MASTER PEACE
>All the flavor's of CN's 9iron.doc
>A incredibly long, almost scientific paper is uploaded, focused on one single detail. The absolute size of this lad's donger. According to all known laws of Biology, there's no way a man has enough blood in his body to engorge a penis of that size, but lo, CN does it anyway.




>it also mentions it tastes distinctly of peppermint, due to condoms


| >>533523
this is why we can't have nice things

-nanashi


| Da͝t̕a͏ ̴archive̵d ̵f҉or ̨hįstoric ̨val͟ue.
͟—̨Mȩrlin


| >>533523
I'm afraid to ask where you got these numbers from... -CN


| The accuracy scaring you?


| >>533538
I'm not giving any indication of its accuracy, I'm just worry the fact that someone put this much work for something incredibly inconsequential. -CN


| >>533537
i got it from
>CNPhallusConspiracy.net


| If I didn't know CN, I would have thought he was some porn star.

-Jhensen


| >>533689
Theres a website dedicated to this!? -CN


| >>533712
Here i thought you would be first to know.


| wow people need to get better hobbies ww

-nanashi


| >>533718
Why would I know about a site dedicated to my dick size!? -CN


| >>533732
The same people who made dynamoforce
Think you have an underage harem
And think you fucked all female members of the justice wardrobe

Most likely
>IA


| What the fuck have I just read?
-Impulse


| ...That's twice now that I've read something and found myself disappointed that I *didn't* misread it. -Aethia


| *drooling* -Dicktator


| All I want is a CN signature
-F


| all i want is for people to get over their CN fetish

-nanashi


| >>534304
Its not a fetish goddamnit, I wanna SELL that sign to those who do HAVE the fetish!
-F


| i think it's a problem that it's a fetish for anybody, at all.

-nanashi


| >CNInfiniteRodofSquishDESTROYSSmolchild.mov is uploaded. It's contents are so heinous, that not even this role player wants to describe it

>at the end it reads a CNfiction.net collavoration, Featuring contributions from CNPhallusConspiracy.net


| God damnit I love the internet. -Big Neil


| So do I!
-F


| ... -CN


| brb gonna gouge my eyes out and then kill myself

-nanashi


| >>534375 Wait, you should see something like brain bleach. A palette cleanser if you will! -Dicktator


| >>534374 so i take it this is canon?


| >>534376
no. After that, death is the only escape

-nanashi


| >>534379 Awww fine, DON'T take me up on drawing something cute for you! Hmph! And be careful, you'll summon peekablob the edgelord if you mention suicide 3 times in this thread! - Dicktator


| >>534347
>I W A S R I G H T
-GEMINI

Gem no!
Dammit i just got through to her!
>IA

>[user Gemini has disconnected]

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