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The Dodrivstoff Corporation makes double-profits on their first biofuel plant, purchases 4 more crematoriums
| "Its a winning formula. We get to help people, and help the city. Business is booming. We have bodies on backorder, we're so popular. After purchasing more plants, we will be able to fill more orders and help more people."
The corps has announced that it will be purchasing more crematoriums, in Chapel-1, Cathedral-2, Temple-3 and Altar-4. In the business of turning a profit from the grave, it seems Dodrivstoff is well on its way to the Fortune 5000.
| I like this idea. Fucking putting money on it as much as I add to the corpse pile.
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| The Dodrivstoff Corporation, a controversial new corp which uses deceased organic matter as biofuel for power plants, has reportedly made twice the income in raw profit over expenses on their first clean power plant, released in an exclusive interview this morning with PR representative Lief Godsson.
"Its simple, really. People are left with a void after the death of a loved one, and a partnership with us helps them fill that void, do a good thing and get paid for it."