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Goddammit gem
| Whats so wrong about them OP?
| *deep inhale*
>>532632
Just...just..its better to show you
>A video begins to play
>it appears to be live
>there is a boy there on his face onw can see a mix of emotions, most prominent of which being bewilderment
>in his hand is a gun with a peculiar design
https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aGZEWMn_460swp.webp
>he aims it at a target and fires
>the sound of an anime girl orgasming streaks through the air before being silenced by the dummy
| Orgasm whistle rounds.
I got fragging noise complaints because of this.
>IA
| Now I wanna know who the fuck invented them
-Impulse
| >>532635
How is the bullet's ballistic performance. Also,it's basically tracer rounds,you opponents would know exactly where you shot that shit from. Might be useful as a distraction/way to reduce enemy morale though
-Impulse
| >>532640
Bit above Bog standard in quality, However the rounds are steel instead of lead and there is a little hole in the middle.
>IA
The person who sold it too me never told me their name
Sorry
-GEMINI
| >>532651
Jesus, that was a gag round that a group I was part of made YEARS ago.
It's practically pointless unless you use some aphrodisiacs.
-Jhensen
| I didn't have to much to do with the bullet design, but I know the guy how did the fin designs.
Or, well, used to.
I still remember the moans, I'm sure the whole base could when they where testing them.
-Jhensen
| >>532681
I still doubt you
-GEMINI
Why doe?
>IA
Because i was the one who made these bullets
-GEMINI
wait, thats why you asked me how to make bullets?
>IA
Yeah, and uh, check the bullets with the red casings
-GEMINI
Wh- oh...
Goddammit gem
>IA
| >>532683
I mean, we did make them, I just didn't know that someone else had the same Idea.
Hell, give me some time and I'll find some files for CNCing the bullet tail.
-Jhensen
| >>532684
Umm did you dudes also think of this by any chance?
>the live trideo boot up again
>this time the boy shows a magazine loaded with bullets with red casings
>he fires the gun, the bullet reveals to be an incendiary round but..
>in stead of the sound the fire is supposed to make
>it makes what one can only describe as "ah! Ah! Ah!" Sounds the girl makes in hentai
>the feed cuts off with the boys face firmly planted in his palm
| How did you even pull this off...?
9mm incendiary rounds with "moaning fire"...why..?
>IA
Im just magic like that music boi~
-GEMINI
| Oh, yeh, we opted for standard FMJ tips, because they flew better.
-Jhensen
| >>532698
Ohhh ill keep that in mind
-GEMINI
Please...dont give her anymore ideas...
The neighbors thought i was some sort of sex monster.
I got like 3 noise complaints in the past 12 hours...
>IA
| >>532700
But you will have to change the tail end, as it flies faster.
Also, here's the files to our project that I found, you might have to find an old CNC to accept the files.
>Moaners.a3ds
-Jhensen
P.S.
Have fun with the noise complaints.
| >>532702
One, your design is actually pretty clever i will admit.
Two, how cruel
>IA
Noise complaints? We cant get noise complaints cassi-
-GEMINI
shush you face, they need not know that detail
>IA
| This reminds me of a virus an old laptop got one time while cracking some files... -CN
| >>532761
Mwehe! I may have inherited my fathers mischievousness but im not brought that easily!
Sorry! No secret for you~
-GEMINI
| >>532762
Shame, I've got this really great perpetrator tip that rips through reactive armour...
-Jhensen
| Shut up, I'll take 200.
-Angus
| >>532939
20z per round~
-GEMINI
She also has explosive rounds.
And...poisoned rounds that make the victim moan?
>IA
Special bullets are 50z a pop~
-GEMINI
| >>532939
4 bullets for 200z?
I got a better deal.
>>532939
I'll do you a 100 bullets for 200z.
-Jhensen
| >>532980
Yeah but do yours moan and make other people moan?
>>532941
What do the explosive rounds do exactly?
-Angus
| Yeah, maybe not as much moaning, but they leave chem trails.
And you know what they do to frogs, so you can guess what they do to people.
And yes I'm underselling like a bastard, call it a taster.
-Jhensen
| >>533046
From the theme of the bullets so far, what do you think explosives do?
If standard moans
Fire gos ahah
And poison forces the victim to moan
What do you think these do?
>IA
| I think I get now why the gun is called "Creampie"
-Impulse
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| Sooo my roommate gemini bought a custom firearm set a while back.
With it schematics for custom ammo
So she borrowed by work shop earlier today and when she emerged...
Goddammit gem
Just like...just why?
Those bullets are just fucked up
>IA