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So what about that cancerous blob roaming around GC?
| that blob's name is peekaboo
| >>531560
Wait, wasn't he that guy who fried his brain with too much hallucinogens, started babbling about talking scorpions and wanting to kill suicidal people, decided to do it for real, smoked a guy in a building and now is talking about murdering kids?
Dude, I've seen my share of junkies and psychos in my line of work but that guy is seriously fucked up
| duhuhu I'm surprised nobody's killed him yet ww
-nanashi
| I saw it head ijnto the flooded.
Alligator attacked it and it just grabbed and ate at it.
scratching at the hide until its fingers bled and started eating the remnants of the nail and skin then the broken hide.
Its burned in to my head...
| Okay someone needs to stop that thing, it's getting too dangerous. -CN
| How effective do you think various methods of fire would work?
>IA
| >>531619
It seems inmune to pain, perhaps neutralizing it's nervous system with electricity could work. Another option is to set up a bait, fill it with 10 times the lethal dose of something and then let time work things out.
It would be delightful to > a n a l i z e i t
- Gate
| Nuke it
/XenoP̴͏̯̤̙̠͉̝̥͞ͅh͜҉̡҉͈͇̗͕̜ǫ̯͉̥̭͉̬̻̤̠͇̀͡͞͡ń̵̻͕͚̬͇͢
| On the poison front, are we sure that'd work? It's like, a cancer right. Would they just, pus it out? Need radiation to kill cancers don't you?
| Then I don't know what to do without radiating the whole flooded
-Impulse
| It could just regenerate really fast... in which case fire may be the most effective answer, but this just conjecture on my part. -CN
| It's in flooded goddamnit. It will just jump into the water whenever it catch on fire
-Impulse
| >>531839 >>531841
Napalm, phosphorus, thermite
Thats what i meant by "various"
Napalm can even burn underwater when mixed with phosphorus.
Does that appeal as a solution?
>IA
| I say long as you can limit property damage. The place isnt in the best shape but people still live there. -CN
| I have some incendiary grenades and a small-sized napalm bomb I can spare. If you need any.
-Impulse
| Fluorine.
Francium.
Sodium.
Cesium.
Eka-Cesium.
All burn on contact with water.
Try those. -Ibn Sina
| >>531860
No im good.
Honestly i dont even expect to find it.
>>531862
Oi but most of those do not burn at a satisfactory temperature
>IA
| >>531864
You'll find a giant blob of cancerous flesh unconcerned with semantics.
>>531864
A drop and a drop equals a stream. -Ibn Sina
| Cancerous blob, roaming around GC?
Wait, are you sure?
>>531587 >>531581
Oh, my my my my my.
That does sound right.
Oh, boy. I was so worried.
But my lovely hunk of flesh is still out there. So the calorie tube must still be functional. Most wonderful, most most wonderful.
The flooded yes? Oh, wonderful.
-Penthesilea
| >>532102
Ah, it's basically high calorie nutrient paste that feeds into his mouth. Makes sure he can continue growing his bulgedness ad eternum. So long as the tube is refilled.
He'll grow and eat and grow into a beutiful bulging mass.
-Penthesilea
| >>532105
If you cut the tube he'll just have to go to other means, he can eat essentially anything given enough time. Iron, concrete, sand, garbage, people, himself. Oh, and please don't touch my lovely little Cancer please.
-Penthesilea
| >>532106
Its *already* eating other things, why would we little to you about leaving it alone? -CN
| >>532107
Well of course he is. He doesn't have me there to fill his nutrient tube and he's being so good about conserving it, he's such a good, bulged and shapely boy.
I'm not sure what you mean by the second part.
-Penthesilea
| >>532110
Then he's less likely to eat anything until the beep starts up again. Don't worry I'm going to get him. Though you don't have the nutrient paste so you can't really refill his calorie tube.
-Penthesilea
| >>532120
*Sigh* Well no matter who gets him, I at least confirmed that this is in fact a VT creation. -CN
| >>532128
Rest? I don't know, I figured they all died when the facility was blocked off from that laser beam that destroyed the district.
I knew Cancer would survive though, the cutie can work through iron and eat through the walls. Such a good boy.
-Penthesilea
| Oh wait. Misread that as "want to fuck".
-Penthesilea
| >>532144
Well I left for reasons, the day it happened. Then that night A light from the heavens came, and destroyed the entire district. I'm not the strongest individual so I couldn't get back in. Had to cut my losses. Who are you anyways?
-Penthesilea
| >>532146
I'm just a decker in the Matrix for a penchant for solving mysteries of the corporate kind. -CN
| >>532153
Oh, oh my, that is concerning.
Yes yes, very concerning...
Uh, if anyone of you who are planning on doing something to him, please don't. I'm going to take care of him, okay.
-Penthesilea
| What the actual fuck...
-Impulse
| I dont think diplomacy is an option here so... good luck gurls?-CN
| ...oh my god. -Jolyne
| Penthesilea!?
H-how are you still alive!?
-Hippolyta
| It ap̨pea͏r͞s̛ ̨to҉ ͞me ҉th̵at ̢a̸f̕òr̷e҉menti̴ǫned sp̴ec͜i͜me͝n ͘i̴s̛ ͡beìnģ ͠reţŗi̧e̷v̕e̸d by ̧it͜'s owǹe҉rs̵, ͘is̸ ͜y̵et ͢t͝o͘ do͟ ͠a͠ny bodíly͠ ͡ha͡rm t̨o͢ any ҉c͡i̡t͟i̸z҉e͞n͝ an̕d̡ ̴h̴as̶ ńo rec̶o̸r̡d̀ ̡òf ҉pro͜p͏e̡r̕ty͘ ͟damage.
I w͡o҉u̴ld ŗe͏co̧mmend n͞o̶t ͝in̷tȩrf̵eri̸ng̵ wi͡th ̵th͜e͞ s҉p̷e͝cim̨ęn̴ as̢ i͢t͠ ̀i̕s̛ ̧both ͢d͡a̕nge̕ro͝u͢s a̕nd̴ un̡n͢ecȩşs͝ary̶.̧
̶—Me͝rl̛i͘n
| >>533867
OH WAIT I REMEMBER!
Hey!
Good you survived the beams from the sky too!
Great, lets meet up some time soon once I get Cancer and that cute little boytoy.
| >>533868
Y-yeah, alright-
Just s-stay out of the limelight, alright? W- we're dealing with some, uh, issues right now with a certain corp...
-Hippolyta
| >>534022
Who? I'm so confused. I can't find a Veratas building anywhere. Been like almost a year since the thing happened!
-Penthesilea
| >>534050
That's because they've- ugh, look, just meet me at a bar or something alright? They're probably reading this thread.
-Hippolyta
| >>534170
Woah, ease off with the fourth degree, just trying to get some answers. I'm sure I'm not well talked about in the local water cooler but I dont like seeing innocent people getting attacked in your clinic as much as you do. -CN
| >>534175
NO! Leave Cancer- somewhere, I don't know!? Are you trying to get us killed!?
>>534194
Here's an answer for you then- they're winning. They're winning and it's because of people like YOU.
-Hippolyta
| >>534635
Fine... But if my bulging hunk of flesh gets hurt I'm going to be very, very, very, very, very sad...
-Penthesilea
| >>535300
Well I dont like being blown with aug controlling powder, and neither did any of the other CEOs in the room for that record. -CN
| >>535307
Nevertheless, your actions that evening set the course for the events of today, and the near future.
-???
| >>535312
Oh you're right, next time I'll just sit back and let VT forcibly form a monopoly of every corp in the city. -CN
| >>535319
What good is letting a corp, who can already get away with a lot of drek already, get away with even MORE drek when they have more power than 'Quincy' -CN
| >>535338
What good is a city ripping itself apart from a vacuum of power that can never be filled?
-???
| >>535341
I'm not the one who caused that vacuum, and even if I did, who decided it was VTs place to take? -CN
| >>535357
VeriaTech did, as the universe can only be moved by those with the will to do so. They have faltered; but may still be of use.
-???
| Leave it to the geekboy to derail a thread from
"Information about a threat"
To
"Philosophical debate about who should be in power"
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