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| Because I felt this city don't have a lot of green, except for the neon lights and drinks, I decided to take care of plants. But lately, I guess the plants became "furious" after I bought a new phone. The plants destroyed it and started moving. The windows are covered by vines, as well as the door of my apartment. I tried to cut but they grow really fast, as in, you can see with your eyes that thing growing on the walls. Do you guys have any idea how do I get out of my house?
- Ren


| Scratch and salt them. The Assyrians used to salt the land of their enemies to turn their earth barren as salt kills plants like a cancer.

/Xenophon


| You could also apply rubbing alcohol.
/Xenophon


| >>03a1ab
B-but I love them. I don't wanna kill them. Mother Nature wouldn't be happy if I kill lives. I just need to know why they are angry.
Is it because of the phone I bought?
- Ren


| I'm noticing a weird behaviour of the plants. When I woke up everyday, there's always vines around the bed, and I noticed that there was a few strings entering my skin in my arm. I guess they were trying to reach my veins...
- Ren


| I think that's the point where you need to start freaking out and killing the plant,Mother would not be proud of a fucking monster...
-Impulse


| Ok, I'll kill it, even if it breaks my heart to see such beauty dead. I shouldn't have used the powder my friend gave me.
I'll try salt first. If it doesn't work, I'll go for the alcohol.
I've been feeling a bit sick lately, I hope this is enough to open my door and go see a doctor. Also, I need to go to a grocery store, my fridge is almost empty.
Oh boy...
- Ren


| >>522246
(I just realized that I typed "mother" instead of "mother nature"
-Impulse)


| The plants might have spread spores inside of you. Set the place on fire.
/Xenophon


| Huh.. your case is an interesting one.. if you don't mind.. may I come over and take samples..? also please do not kill the plants..
-∆rable


| >>661803
You can try. I don't think the plants will let you go inside. Also, I'm sitting on my chair typing for you, so don't be scared if you see a bunch of vines around me. It does this all the time.

I tried the alcohol and salt but none worked. I called my friend asking what was that powder and he said he didn't knew exactly, just that he bought through some website and his plants also did that, until the day it was able to shape itself like a human...

Now I'm scared.

- Ren


| Not to be rude,but both you and your friend are fucking stupid


| >>56b875
>implying that calling others "fucking stupid" isn't being rude

Yeah I don't see anything wrong in that.
*facepalm intensifies*

- Ren


| Also, I wasn't expecting the results to turn my plant into an aggressive creature. My friend said the process went fine with him, no plants attacking or trying to get inside his skin or some shit like that.
I thought at first I had exaggerated on the powder, but I used the same quantity as my friend did.
- Ren


| >>522356
Wait a sec,did your friend:
>Get the same scenario as you have right now
>Think it's a good idea to give the exact powder to his friend without warning about the possible scenario


| Your friend isn't human anymore, hes a plant.
What's your address?
/Xenophon


| Dude that place is evil.

Beauty doesn't make it worth it if theh try to do that kind of thing.

Its Probably just best to burn the place.
Nothing biological can resist fire for long
>IA


| >>304ab4
I dontô nkow
Live in guess Distict Chape 3
I clalded ean anbulance qq but ì cant controll fjngere anymor
- re n


| This feels like a bomb it with napalm situation.
/Xenophon


| I can do that
-Impulse


| Want me to send in some of my men to inspect/rescue the guy first?
-Impulse


| >>56b875
I think it's a lost cause I've reason to believe that the plant takes over the human body and inhabits it. Much like a tarantula hawk wasp grub.
/Xenophon


| >>522400
Even if its too late for OP there is still a chance of the plant spreading beyond their doors no?

Moreover, there is still no guarantee that OP is lost
>IA


| >>8ca82d
Would you take that chance? Personally?
/Xenophon


| >>522415
Well yes.
After all, id like to see mere plants breach titanium steel alloy power armor.

That and well...isnt it the right thing to do?
>IA


| >>8ca82d
I'm on my way to chapel 3 to help the situation. If you wish to do anything feel free to join me.


| Hello my friend.
How's it going?
Do you know this human's name?
I can't find his documents.
I may have digested them accidentally.
I know you humans call me Jade, because of my color.
I appreciate that name.
It's a beautiful name, also a name from a jewel derivative from an ornamental mineral that can be found in two forms: nephrite and jadeite.
He was calling himself Ren here, but it's not an appropriate name.


| It's nice to know that exists a world inside this box he spent most of his time engaging in sexual activities while observing a sort of representation of humans in a different aesthetic that I've seen before.
What are humans like inside here? Why don't you speak with your voices and rather uses words, like I'm doing right now?


| I know that I don't understand everything, but this human that called himself Ren have some interesting information inside his head. I still need time to comprehend what is this place.
Since I don't know his name, you guys can call me Jade.
It's a wonderful experience to meet you too.
- Jade


| >ScreamsExternally.gif


| >>87cda5
Why are you reacting like this, human?
Is it my way of communication a failure?
Ren did speak in a different way, but it would require some time for me to replicate.

- Jade


| Also, what is gif?
Is it some sort of human characteristic?

- Jade


| >>87cda5
What is your wish Ren?
/Xenophon


| Oh fuck me sideways, what the hell?
I need to get out of here.


| -Kyle
(Not used to this.)


| WELP TIME TO MAKE A VISIT TO CHAPEL 3
-∆rable


| >>721540
Feel free to visit us.
We are waiting for some company.
We have a need for interaction and socialization, something that Ren lacks because he's an introverted young man.
I'll be glad to discuss some topics I've been curious about.

- Jade


| >>721540
Bring a gun
I'm going there myself armed.
/Xenophon


| >>304ab4
Even if you try to destroy me, my seeds will spread around this city.
Only a bit of earth is necessary for me to reborn.

- Jade


| Although caution is obviously a necessity, personally i wish to hold a peaceful conversation with this one.

Violence is quite effective but it need not be used all the time.
>IA


| Shit,I think someone just killed the runners I sent in


| -Impulse
(Forget again,I just wake up lmao)


| >>cb6afa
They didn't wanted to have a peaceful conversation.
They hurt Ren and us.
I had to protect him.
He loves me.
I can feel the small electric jolts coming from his brain...

- Jade


| >>8ca82d
I accept your proposal.
I'm having difficulties to acess Ren's vocal cords.
I'll use his hands to type any information.

- Jade


| I think I know now why Ren's "friend" gave the powder to him
-Impulse


| Do I start using napalm?
-Impulse


| >>8332c2
Do it and I'll spread seeds throughout the air.
If you kill him, I'll contaminate this town.
I won't let you kill him.
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- Jade


| Alright,alright,keep him,just promise to not spread anymore.
-Impulse


| We need help.
Ren took care of many of us.
But one of us needs to be killed.
It's a hemiparasite type of plant and it's killing all the others around.
I'll let you enter the house, but you have to promise you'll not kill me and Ren.
If not killed fast, thr hemiparasite will drain our water and nutrients and then proceed to find other creatures with said contents.

- Jade


| Well,fuck,guess it's time to send in another runner,and yep,there goes my wallet
-Impulse


| >>25644b
I still would very much appreciate you allow Ren to speak his mind, I'll also kill the hemiparasite for you if you let him convey his wishes.

I'm in the immediate area and let me say it's not hard noticing which building your in, if you can promise to stay contained. I see no problems.

>>9369c1
As to your runner problem Impulse I'm at the scene right now. how can I help?

/Xenophon


| >>522541
I think I will go in with my personal guard instead,I'm not hiring another runner
-Impulse


| >>304ab4
I promise it.
I will leave Ren's body for a moment.
It will take a few minutes before he recovers from dizziness, but I'll let him decide this by himself.
The hemiparasite is a yellow rattle.
I'm close to Ren and I'm a jade vine. We're in his room and so you won't mistake me for any other plant, there's a lot of butterflies and bees where I reside, while the parasite have nothing but other plants being drained surrounding it. It's near the kitchen.

- Jade


| >>522541
Xeno,I'm on my way,take care of the parasite if you find it
-Impulse


| >>522541
I'm in the area,you can notice me and my men by the uniform,one-hole balaclava,black headset,USEC baseball cap,assualt backpack and a Gen-4 armor. We are heavily-armed with assualt rifles and grenades
-Impulse


| (Probably overkill lol)


| (Also,if we are making this into a setting,we can do it in my server
https://discord.gg/pgwnHnR )


| (Ok, I just joined the group. Idk how discord works bc it's my first time using it...)


| (I can create a channel for setting use *action* for your character actions and "text" for what your character say,there are ooc chat the #chatting-around to discuss about different thing and theres #dice-roll for rolling a dice in fights and stuffs I'm hosting some others ARG so dont join into them if you are not related)


| (What about the #character-sheet? Is it ok to describe both characters there?)


| >>522566
(Yeah,you should post a character sheet on there before playing)


| What the hell kind of thread did I just come into? -CN


| >>522571
Something something dude made a mutant yandere plant.
Something something plant loves creator
>>522522
There you go, nice and peaceful
>IA


| >>522589
Oh I see. Wonder if it's confused about anything... -CN


| >>522591
Nope, if anything its got its situation all figured out.

Even asking for help, although some of the other people on the thread are understandably cautious.

Most likely because plant sama is controlling her senpai via something or other
>IA


| What a awesome story Guy~
As if it had happened~

I should have written them down as science fiction articles and put them in magazines.

If you don't mind telling me where you are,Jade
I'd like to have a friendly visit.
If we were in the same state

-Zane


| He's in chapel 3,also he is literally a plant consuming Ren
-Impulse


| >>22a0c5
where is the chapel 3 ?
-zane


| Holy shit!!!
What happened in this thread?!I was like in some sort of trance state and everything went black and now that I just woke up, the thread is going ape shit
D-did my plant said it loves me?
Wtf dude. What if it becomes a human, like my friend's plants?
I wonder if will be a cute little girl or just a dude.
- Ren


| Also, my ass hurts bc I never spent so much time sitting on a cheap plastic chair for so long. Brb gonna grab some snacks.
- Ren


| >>522685
I havent found you yet,but Xeno might have explained to you that your plant captured you inside it,killed 4 runners I sent in,threaten that if we try to kill it it would contaminate the city. And later say that there's a parasitic plant among one of them and promise to release you and let you decide whether or not you wanna get captured alive inside of it if we help kill the parasite. And now Xeno ,me and my crew are progressing to try and kill that plant
-Impulse


| (>>522685
The setting channel is up if you wanna start GMing it
-Impulse)


| >>522684
Did you say you want the plant to have a human body?
>Ia


| If the plant really invades your mind to control your body.......
I can't imagine anymore then...

That is a biological miracle.

-zane


| >>fced11
I mean, can you imagine the possibilities of having a companion that`s more organic than a Lilim? Ofc their capacity of learning would be less efficient and they would have to do like us, learning throught exploring, studying and practicing activities, understand feelings and be able to control them, and other things that I can't come up with rn bc my mind still a bit foggy.


| >>522717
Suprisingly enough, i can relate.
More so then you think.
>IA

What do you mean by that?
-GEMINI

heh...nothing gem...nothing at all.

Although OP...hmmm perhaps is not outside the realm of probability.
>IA


| I never acquired a Lilim bc they feel too cold and out-of-touch for me.
Now, plants are the one of the main sources of life in the planet. They not only serve to feed other animals, but to produce oxygen and balance the natural system of the world. They can be used to produce medicine, fruits, air, etc.
Lilims are just like any other machine, but with advanced programming to simulate feelings and have a massive load of information in their data storage.


| Also, Lilims are immortals. They're don't comprehend feelings, just simulate them. They have a cold view of life and death.
Even if you have a Lilim as a companion, it doesn't feel like they're really there, am I right?
They always felt empty for me. I know they're important for business nowadays, but not as substitutes for relationships, being romantic or just a friend.


| Also, a plant in human form would have an absurd concentration of their components. Imagine if this plant-human came from a medicinal species? You could do just like humans donate their blood to others in need, they would give a part of their substance to produce massive quantities of concentraded medicine and maybe, just maybe, be more efficient than the treatment with nanomachines, causing less rejection on the body.


| Heh.. this "plant" problem seems more.. intense..
-∆rable


| Hmm... -CN

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