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Janis, Janis, Janis, Janis,
Janis, Janis, Janis, Janis,
Janis, Janis, Janis, Janis.
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| What the fuck...?
-Dice


| That's kind of insane.


| Ok.. this one's different from the previous ones..
-Arable


| Janis Dalton... -CN


| >>520005
Who?


| >>520013
Tl;dr serial researcher (read: cruel experimenter) that works for VeriaTech. She was responsible for a series of... bug related murders in the past but none of ever really stung... er, stuck. -CN


| Whomst- Oh. Its the geekboy.

-Odysseus


| >>520018
Oh. Guess VT recruited someone new since last year. Am I the biggest source of your "hits"? -CN


| >>520020

Hehe, don't get too comfy. I'm only on this gig because someone's throwing a hissy fit.

And no, you aren't.

-Odysseus


| >>520026
Oh did what's his face throw a fit when the mirror finally cracked under his reflection? Wonder what your biggest source is... anyways what's your deal? -CN


| >>520029

HAH! IF ONLY!

No, Lovebud has a facade that's so pristine that it makes picking on him a chore, so I don't bother. I'm starting to wonder if his namesake is as fitting as it seems.

But oh, that's very good, very good- I'll be stealing that for later use. I dare say, some of the chaps here could use a smile now and then. Keeps the stress off.

What do you mean by "deal?"

-Odysseus


| >>520033
I aim to please I suppose. And you know, your "quirk". Hermes got the inferiority thing, Mr. Naccisus got his superiority thing, etc. etc. -CN


| >>520046

Ah! Then in that case, my quirk must be my charming good looks- you know how many of us have a hair color that isn't blonde as shit?

Guess correctly, and you'll get a prize.

-Odysseus


| Pfft... hilariously, we do have a Narcissus. I'll tell him you sent a compliment.

-Odysseus


| >>520049
I'm going to guess like 5 of you. For how many blondes you supposedly have I havent really met a lot of them. -CN


| >>520049
Is your trait getting lost in 10km of sea for 7 years?


| >>520052

I'd be surprised if you had- that would imply you've been in our headquarters longer than a weekend~

>>520053

No, but you'd think so with some of my siblings judging how incompetent *someone* is at watching our family members.

-Odysseus


| >>520078

Father Zeus blessed you with a quick mouth, Odysseus. If only you were a mute like Achilles, maybe you wouldn't be dallying with mortals from your prison.

-Agamemnon


| >>520079

If I were like Achilles, I'd soon crush you beneath my heel, o'king of the Myrmidons, but I'm not, and what the texts say about *your* namesake are enough for me.

-Odysseus


| Pheh!

-Agamemnon


| And I'm here too!
-Oedipus


| >>520078
I mean I was in your old one at least once.
>>520079
Oh god theres two of them know, is your thing the snobby attitude?
>>520082
So anyways how are things in good ol VT HQ? -CN


| >>520084
Oh they're going great, you know, same old same old. Working the old grindstone. Gotta make that money keep you know. Gotta keep it going on and on. You know what I mean, yeah you know.
-Oedipus Rex


| >>520086

>>520084

*Aside* He's always on janitorial duty. Suicide watch, you know~

-Odysseus


| >>520088
How could a watch commit suicide? Pffft.
-Oedipus Rex


| >>520084

My "thing," cretin, is commanding our forces against these vile miscreants who rob our homes in the night with their laughable technology. They are no better than scampering shadowrunners.

-Agamemnon


| >>520090

Ayyyy, that's good! I owe you a drink if you'll let me add that to my collection.

-Odysseus


| >>520092
Go for it buddy pal.
-Oedipus


| Its hard to believe that these idiots are supposed to be professionals.

-Orange


| >>520094
Hard to believe that you're an idiot!
-Oedipus


| Wait...
-Oedipus


| >>520097

...

-Orange


| >>520091
If you have to prevent robbings wouldnt that mean they their tech was in fact successful? Which homes do you even mean dont you live in the HQ? -CN


| What is this madness?
-Arable


| I haven't been here in a while what the fuck did i walk in on?

-U87


| >>113ba2 Apparently it's a leaked document about some experiment or something, that's what i picked up at least
-Arable

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