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watch me cry as i eat 800 burgs on stream
| Why the fuck would you ever spam an order button?That seems like a big waste of money.
| Its MEGA CHRISTMAS go be Burg Santa!!
| >>515950
Op will actually pay money in large sums if you were to be /burg/ santa.
Please please please.
1000 n per burger delivered
>IA
| Look at the bright side: you can be that gurl who has stocked up on Christmas gift early.
| You don't have to eat ALL the burgs at once fatty. -Dicktator
| owo can i has burg?
-Melissa
| >Not throwing most of the burgs from the rooftop like a /santaburg/
Are you even trying. -Big Neil
| Update:
400 Burgs to go. Hope my matter converter doesnt break on me...
again
| How the hell haven't you vomited already. Why are you eating them all at once. Just flash freeze them or something and have food for two years.
-RaIn
| >>516052 i dont have a flash freezer and about to go to a lifetime of debt. Might as well kill myself eating burgs
| >>516043
I shall glib costume and other required supplies, thenceforth you shall give /burg/ to all you think deserve such things.
Then i shallpay you 1000 n per /burg/ given
>IA
| Ok
I shall atart by giving 100 to whoeber melissa is.
| How much did you pay per Burg?
-RaIn
| Feed a clone army?
| >>516179
Alright! Lemme just change into my santa costume and...
350!? i'm gonna need a truck aren't i...
| >>516199
>an image of a blond girl in a santa costume wearing sunglasses (at night no less) in what seems to be a pick up truck filled with lots of burg containing boxes
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURL REAL SANTA MAY USE A SLEIGH, BUT I'M TAKING MY BABY OUT FOR A RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE
| Hashire sori yo~
Kaze no you ni~
Tsukimihara wo~
Padoru padoru~!
-GEMINI
Gem pls no;-;
>IA
TO LATE MUSIC MAN THE PADORU COMETH
>GEMINI
| IT'S NO USE
NOBODY CAN STOP BURGSANTA
YOUR KID WILL BE GETTING HER BURGS WEATHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT
HO
HO
HO
| >>516219
I was honestly not expecting you to become /burg/ santa.
Thank you for thy cursed blessing upon this strange world
>IA
| What is the Padoru?
| >>516232
No you madman
>IA
P A D O R U P A D O R U
-GEMINI
GEM PLEASE
WHY ANON WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME
I WILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS UNTIL CHRISTMAS NOW
>IA
HASHIRE SORI YO
KAZE NO YOU NI
TSUKIMIHARA WO
P A D O R U P A D O R U
-GEMINI
| This is a drastic change. Bless Glitch.
-RaIn
| Rip
never got coordinates
Guess i got ghosted by a kid.
Time to drive into the sunset, i guess.
| One does not simply order 1 /burg/
| BECOME A BURG SANTA, I'LL SUPPORT YOU WITH VEHICLES AND STUFF!!!
-Arable
| Could I get a /burg/ please? I'm hungry. Here's my address:
>It's the address of some old shack in the very outskirts of GC.
-[REDACTED]
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| >Be me: Hungry gurl
>Goes to order /burg/
>mmmmmm burg
>Connection kinda iffy
>spam click button
>give up, take nap
>wake up to see order processed
>835 times.
>Truck sounds outside my door
>mfw i was on a diet too