Post number #510925, ID: 06fdff
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What does this make, Crash 3.0? Anyway most of y'all know the drill- those that don't, better keep up.
>Job Title Description: Pay: Poster: Notes:
Click on the user's post number to reply. Click on their trip code to find all posts by that user.
"Mister Johnson" is just a catch-all name for clients, don't be trying to set up a hit on "Mr. Johnson" unless you wanna get laughed at.
Peace, chummers.
Post number #510933, ID: 2e63e8
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>Starting out Description: I need a team of four people to go and rob a small depot in Uptown, lightly guarded, CCTV, but most importantly, containers with loot brought in from Ghana by Aquarius, a small arms corp who's buisness is harming a client of mine. take care of the cameras, and then raid the depot as you wish. Try and do it sneakily yeah? That usually leaves a good impression on the mister johnsons Pay: whatever you find Poster:BN Notes: Ill give the go ahead once we got 4
Post number #511036, ID: a5ac4c
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>>510933 Yeah,Im down -Impulse
Post number #512494, ID: 081690
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>>2e63e8 ill take the job -Rabbit
Post number #515225, ID: acbdf6
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>Adult Hostess
DESC: Looking for some old school blood bags or, preferably, androids to employ. I've got a new club down in Simulacron-3 and I don't wanna fill the new place up with the "familiar" faces of my other clubs. I can help with the importing, I have some friends in China and Russia with some freighter ships..
-Rhyth
Post number #516322, ID: 7c7dfd
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>Delivery...
Description: I'm stuck at home and I can't go out, so I need someone to buy these- Pay: 5000z plus extra bonus if you get them to me fast! Will pay for dinner and gas too~
>[mgxmas-list.doc] - A long list of various xmas-themed decorations and ugly christmas sweaters. From skimming through them, the total would approximate 5000z. >[address] - The address. It seems to be a public place.
Happy holidays! -Runa
Post number #516387, ID: 415b74
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>>516322 I can do that -Impulse
Post number #516431, ID: fd45ca
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>>516387 Thank you so much for your last minute delivery~ I'll get my "worker" to pick up the packages and pay you properly. Happy holidays! -r
Post number #517711, ID: d26608
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>Looking for work It's been a while, and I worry that my credits have been lost. I'll do most work, as long as the pay is decent Poster: Jackathon D.
Post number #517725, ID: c58cd9
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>>517711 Come help me set up megachristmas decoration at my workshop>[HERE]< (Here's my discord server in case you wanna do a setting,its kinda dead though: https://discord.gg/pgwnHnR ) -Impulse
Post number #520159, ID: 3d1573
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Post number #521136, ID: 025440
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>>2e63e8 I'd be up for it.
/Xenophon
Post number #522977, ID: 32c325
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After I get out of where ever I am I'm going to need some creds. Looking for work but who knows when. . . -|2ose
Post number #523079, ID: bc92d9
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>>522977 What's your skillset? -CN
Post number #523664, ID: f558da
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>Looking for valuable information Of any kind, preferably interns LCK ZData or GCity "Unknown/HardToGet" info. Around 1 Exabyte of information. Will get well paid. The work will get done under private servers of mine so you shouldn't get worried about external people getting their asses involved. Minimum of 70.000z, depending on how valuable it is. -Kanra
Post number #526781, ID: 4b75da
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>Honest Work, Honest Pay
Description: Looking for a few good men to work in manufacturing on the short term. Got a heavy order coming up and we can use the extra hands. Show up and meet your quota, and you're good.
Pay: 3000z/week
Poster: Mr. Johnson
Notes: Muscle replacement augs a plus. Non augged need not apply. Some paperwork to sign. Open a secure line to the attached datalink to apply.
Post number #526786, ID: f89916
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Agh...funds 'ave been low since da crew fell out...I'll take da job! #526781 -Diesel
Excellent. You start this week. Show up to the location marked on your device... and please, don't bring a tie. They tend to get caught in the heavy machinery. -Mr. Johnson
(You gain 6000z after two weeks of exhausting, but invigorating work, working in a mass production weapon assembly plant of some kind for small arms. When the last crate's loaded onto an unmarked vehicle, departing for parts unknown, your credstick is updated with the funds.)
Post number #527303, ID: 1b1cc3
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(Been awhile since there was some action. Might as well try and dm again) >Murder investigation Ive been hired to find out who has been killing some people, there have been some connections to the kills and such but i shant leak them online of Course. Anyway, i finally got a lead but i figure it would be better to get some help. Anyone up for an investigation? Pay is negotiable >IA Dont worry, apparently the client git this sanctioned by GCPD And only 5 spots for the job
Post number #529042, ID: 4976ba
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>>527303 i wouldn't mind helping out, if that's ok.
Post number #529089, ID: 5a5c48
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>>529042 By all means. I suppose i should elaborate on what the lead is shouldn't i?
The lead is a survivor of a recent attack, the daughter of the client ,a little girl called moa poor girl
Before anyone asks, i met the family before and she is ok with cooperating.
So the checklist so far is, Interview moa (1) Follow lead from interview (2) Look for more info (3) More to come most likely However after step 2 anyone is free to drop out. Pay can be discussed. >IA
Post number #529144, ID: 009066
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>>529089 Alright, sounds good to me. As for paymemt, perhaps 1000z, if that isn't too much to ask for. I'm not too picky about payment, seeing that this job is for a good cause. With that out the way, i'm ready to go with the investigation
Post number #529725, ID: 47fbd5
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I need a job to buy the 15cm model of my waifu
Post number #531315, ID: 06fdff
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>Courier Service Requested Description: A hermetically sealed package needs to get to a certain location. Under no circumstances is the package to be opened- we will know.
Excellent. The details will be sent through secure line to whatever device you're currently using to access the Matrix. The package will be dropped off at an ubiquitous location. You will have forty eight hours to deliver it- when delivery is confirmed, the pay will be deposited in your Escrow account.
>Mission Start: Instead of a setting thread, this job's success or failure will be decided based on your response to this post.
>Roll a twenty-sided die and write what number you receive.
>Package description: a three by two foot cylindrical canister, cleverly hidden inside a portable barbecue oven.
>Do you follow the directions and not open the container, or do you open the container?
>You arrive at the location specified unmolested, although a neighbor's dog does bark at you from the comfort of their owner's patio. There's nothing special about this house- well cut lawn and bushes lines its front yard, and a new, still sealed in plastic welcome mat sits in front of the door.
>No one arrives at first when you ring the door bell- then, a tall man in a suit with reddish purple hair arrives from the back, combing his locks as he puts on thick shades. He greets you and opens the BBQ pit to reveal the canister. As he gently picks it up, he checks the outside of the device and then looks you over critically.
>A few minutes pass. He finally smiles, slides down his shades, and winks.
"Keep the BBQ pit," >He says,
"And thanks."
>With that, the man opens the door to the house and steps inside. For a few seconds, you see nothing inside the building- just walls and a concrete floor. The door locks audibly.
>Your phone or other Matrix device pings- the money has transferred over successfully.
Post number #532564, ID: 4913ad
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Hello /u/ people. I'm looking for a lost project of mine. He may have changed appearance. But just in case. Oh, format. >Lost project Description: Cute boy about four and a half feet to five foot. Long brown hair, blue eyes, unaugged. Could definitely be wearing a skirt or dress if unchanged and a good boy. Pay: Hmm. I don't know, I'm not good at gauging money. 500 zenny for info? 1000 for him? Poster: Penthesilea Notes:
Post number #532566, ID: 4913ad
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>>532565 Hmm, so that's not a good amount then? Hmm. I'll need to find my benefactors for better pay. Oh i know. I'll let anyone have a night to have your way with him. How does that sound? -Penthesilea
Post number #532568, ID: 4913ad
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>>532567 You know. Use him and his cute small body for your carnal desires. He'll heal so you can rough him up if you enjoy that. If you're willing to wait for me to get my full equipment I could even give him a vagina and tits with enough estro-gn50. I prefer him his cute shy self though. -Penthesilea
Post number #532602, ID: e969ad
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>>532568 Profligate you what?
Post number #532605, ID: 7207c7
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>>532564 Aren't you the one who owns that tentacle blob? >IA
Post number #532774, ID: cc4975
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>>532605 non. I own Cancer, their brother experiment. He's the beautiful hunk of flesh. -Penthesilea
Post number #532785, ID: adb0a4
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>>532568 include the lube in the reward and i'm game >K3vl4r
Post number #532868, ID: 4913ad
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>>532785 Sure I don't see why not. -Penthesilea
Post number #533973, ID: 746934
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>John Doe. Description: I want John Doe. Dead or Alive. Pay: 9,000,000z Alive, 4,500,000z Dead. Poster: Cain Notes: You don't have to reply to accept the job, just get him to me.
Post number #533985, ID: b1c0eb
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>>533973 Knowing him, there will be more than one hands ready to take the task. If I am the one to bring him, keep the money. -Uni
Post number #534079, ID: 2e63e8
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>>533973 I'm game. -LD
Post number #534108, ID: c92eb1
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Hahahahahahaha! Hahahaha! Haha!.. Ha~. This is hillarious. —KiY
Post number #535692, ID: 665336
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yo anyone know where i can get a hummer
>instead of a handle, a grainy image od NeoYUState is posted
Post number #535970, ID: 65826f
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Weapons Contact Description:I need contacts that can smuggle Bulgarian AK's to me, anything goes, as long as the stuff is top notch. Pay: 8000z, maybe more Poster:>K3vl4r Notes:More contacts, the better, for the same contact, first come, first served basis.
Post number #536016, ID: 36af57
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>>535970 Bulgarian Kalashnikov? I have Russian ones,would that work,or you specifically need the Bulgarian,I can try and get some -Impulse
Post number #536066, ID: 398f9d
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>>536016 Specifically Bulgarian. Mr Johnson is very particular about this detail. >K3vl4r
Post number #536074, ID: 36af57
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>>536066 Can I have the specific models? Or I can hand over any Bulgarian Kalashnikov. If so,does Krinkov also works? -Impulse
Post number #536133, ID: a7d5a7
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>>536074 Only requirements are: Brand new, or barely used. Made In Bulgaria All else is irrelevant
Post number #536137, ID: 36af57
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Not even caliber spacific? Alright,good for me I guess -Impulse
Post number #536249, ID: 36af57
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>>536133 I think I'm on to something here. A contact of mine used to provide me with some Shipka SMG,he tell me he can provide you with some 5.56,7.62 and 5.45 Bulgarian Kalashnikovs variants. -Impulse
Post number #536355, ID: be6148
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>>536249 Great, I'll even include an extra. >K3vl4r >You receive 9000z in your account and received a picture of a naked lilim boy.
Post number #536359, ID: 36af57
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(Honestly,I think the pay is a bit too low,one higher quality AK on the market right now is like,200 bucks more than your pay right now,you are aware that 9000z is 900USD right? -Impulse)
Post number #536384, ID: b6f13f
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>John Doe, Update. Description: I want John Doe. Dead or Alive. Pay: 12,000,000z Alive, 6,000,000z Dead. Poster: Cain Notes: You don't have to reply to accept the job, just get him to me.
Post number #536404, ID: 25487f
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>>536384 What thereamong these lot have failed to prove their talents at capturing that simple man? The stakes needn't be raised. You are pushing a broken button, Cain. -Uni
Post number #536577, ID: c9a89f
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>>536359 (Yea, but i'm paying you to just tell where to buy them, not actually sell them to me) >K3vl4r
Post number #536580, ID: 24f4bc
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I need a modified, new gen B-Net, that doesn't connect to the HUB servers. Will pay 5000z. Poster: triandot
Post number #536619, ID: 6a66d0
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>>536404 I don't think it's Cain at the keyboard. Maybe her account, but not her words. _J
Post number #536637, ID: 2d45a3
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>>536619 Oh, I'm well aware of that — I'm not that bad of a friend. -Uni
Post number #537075, ID: 06fdff
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>Offering maid services.
Description: My siblings and I are in town on business but no longer have the funds to return home- we are experienced at providing quality care within a rich sphere of services, such as cooking, cleaning, and watching children. If you are in need of a short term maid, we can oblige.
Pay: Negotiable.
Poster: G. Sechsunddreißig
Notes: Please be aware that if you decide to hire us, I request that you hire all of us- we do not represent an agency and prefer to remain together during this difficult time.
Post number #537079, ID: dfefa7
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>>537075 Might i ask some questions about your services? >IA
Post number #539250, ID: c92eb1
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>Hovercraft avionics specialist required Description: What it says on the tin. One time, one week long contract. I will provide further details when you agree. Pay: 35,000 nuyen per day of work (contract can be completed in under one week). 25,000 nuyen x twice the number of days left on the contract bonus for finishing the job earlier. Poster: JoKey Notes: You will have to sign non-disclosure.
Post number #547686, ID: 06fdff
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>Seeking new tonsils. Description: Without getting too deep into the embarassing details- I was the victim of a botched tonsil job, and can really use new ones. Pay: Negotiable. Poster: M. Saracen. Notes: Yes, yes, I know this should probably belong in the BAZAAR thing, but hear me out alright?
I can't just buy "new" ones. Hell, I can't even buy old ones. What I need is some chummer to get me a new set and then conduct surgery to have them reinstalled.
That's as far as I'm willing to explain. Help a chummer out?
Post number #550880, ID: 255a94
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>Part-Time Help Wanted Desc: I need two people to fill in some positions at my shop. I need a receptionist and an assistant that's well versed in augs and tech. Pay is negotiable, but should be around 30 zenny the hour. I expect professionalism out of my hires and a clean record, at least on paper. Poster: Illya Steins Note: Come at The Castle if you're interested, I'll interview anyone who seems half decent.
Post number #551023, ID: 06fdff
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>Acquire and transport.
Description: There's a grainy image here of what appears to be a glowing, upside down triangle. It was clearly taken with an old phone camera.
An unidentified form of technology was discovered casually strolling through Uptown in full public view before vanishing out of sight. Despite telemetry and surveillance data acquired from numerous sources, the device does not match any known technology planetside, nor have any corporations or governments come forth with an explanation nor taken credit for said device.
We have already ruled out illusion, photo manipulation, hologram and drone explanations- device could be a new form of hard light technology.
We wish to acquire this device.
Pay: Negotiable; begins at six digits.
Poster: Mr. Johnson
Notes:
Device must be undamaged. User/Owner of device a plus, but otherwise disposable.
Post number #551029, ID: 953e7f
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>>551023 It's not a device. -CN
Post number #551283, ID: f88fd8
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>>551023 Y-yeah, I'm not a device! I'm a sentient being, I'm just from a different planet! Jeez, you guys really do have a thing against outsiders...that makes sense why you can't get any space fuel here...-COM3T
Post number #551303, ID: 953e7f
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>>551283 Dont blame on malice, what you can blame on ignorance. -CN
Post number #551316, ID: 1fcefb
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>>547686 generally if a set of tonsils is removed from someone said tonsils arent that great to begin with....
i gotta say i am still interested though. you just gotta give me a little time.... and maybe a little more info
are you looking for lab grown stuff on scaffolds or just the best shit someone can find while digging thru the pathology lab? my ability to help kinda depends on your answer
>mEdison
Post number #551485, ID: df588e
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>New Exo Needed
Description: I have this clunker of a lower body exoskeleton that I've hung onto for years, and now it's finally on its last legs (or, well, it isn't... depending on how you look at it). I can't fix it anymore, and I need a new one.
Pay: Negotiable. For a good product, good pay.
Poster: Roy Walker
Notes: I'm looking for something new or as close to new as physically possible. Nothing 'refurbished' that's been cobbled together from parts of other broken exos.
Post number #551491, ID: cc6a4c
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>>551485 Hmmmm I can Probably get you one.
Post number #551519, ID: df588e
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>>551491 I don't want to be too picky, but... do you have one or have access to one that's a little less bulky? I just need this to be able to stand for long periods, and to run in the event I really, really needed to. I don't do any heavy lifting or really strenuous activity day to day.
-Roy
Post number #551520, ID: cc6a4c
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>>551519 Valer crop aint doing it for you? Hmmm TaIgaMAX then... How about this?
Needless to say, they come in separate parts so i can just get you the legs.
>IA
Post number #551528, ID: df588e
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>>551520 ... Do I value form over function is the question here, I guess... I'm second guessing myself on the Valer.
How easy is it to put that on?
-Roy
Post number #551579, ID: 1fcefb
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>>551528 After talking these options over with a friend of mine, we came to the conclusion that even if it isn't the most streamlined looking, the TaIgaMAX is probably closest to what I need without overdoing it.
How do we proceed from here? What is it going to cost me to have you proxy this, since you'd be 'getting me one'?
-Roy
Post number #551614, ID: b86558
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>>551579 Proxy? Dude, im just ordering this off of TaIgaMAX. Aslo note that most wouldn't be able to get their foot in the door when it comes to this kinda stuff*ba dim tiss*
Also, for price...i dunno buy me lunch? Soo what 50 zenny? >IA
Post number #551676, ID: fa2588
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>>551614 ... Right, if you're ordering it for me, that would make you a proxy... unless that's yet another word that hardly anyone uses anymore.
"Most couldn't get their foot in the door"... How about we meet up before you order anything? Just to make sure we're on the same page here and you can see what it is we're trying to replace.
-Roy
Post number #551677, ID: b86558
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>>551676 Where you want to meet then? Also the foot thing was a joke. Cuz cuz they're legs. >IA
Post number #551680, ID: fa2588
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>>551677 Oh. I didn't know if you were making some kind of tongue in cheek comment about how wide the frame was, or something.
I didn't have a place in mind, I suppose... I'm just dropping a friend off at home and then splitting for the night. I can come your way, if you like.
-Roy
Post number #551681, ID: b86558
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>>551680 No its just that these things are custom order. That and not much people in GC know about TaIgaMAX yet so im Probably one of the few people in GC that can place an order from them.
Anyway, just tell me where to drop it off. >IA
Post number #551684, ID: bbf751
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>>551681 Ahhhh, I see...
I have stuff sent to my job all the time, so... NSFMC, 2nd floor, Surgical Dept, office 1C. My "office" (actually calling it that is kind of a stretch) is the 3rd on the left.
Our cafeteria is decent, but I get the feeling that you might enjoy one of the nearby cafes a bit more. Maybe I could get you lunch there?
-Roy
Post number #551688, ID: b86558
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>>551684 No i mean like just pay me the amount one would pay for lunch
Also, le sent >IA
Post number #551722, ID: 06fdff
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>Disruption
Description: This is a multi-stage job, and to be clear, is a run against a certain corp. If you succeed, you'll be doing the city and everyone else here a favor.
If you don't... well... not much will change, honestly.
Notes: Details will be sent on mission acceptance. You'll need a full party for this one. Don't even bother contacting us if you don't have at least one Decker.
Post number #551734, ID: 1b5380
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>>551722 My team might be interested. -Tower
Post number #551778, ID: 5c883a
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> need someone to cover my delivery shift.
description: im extremely busy today and i need someone to cover my delivery shift today. you will be delivering canned goods to several convenience stores. cant divulge anything else here so please meet me outside the donkey delivery co. building (east garage.)
pay: 5000 nuyen and my eternal gratitude
notes: offer applies today only. be hasty
Post number #552226, ID: 91dba0
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> URGENT: Technicians needed, high pay.
Description: Power has been completely lost at the Carmine Memorial Research Lab. Backup generators are starting to fail, and if the power wanes for much longer countless hours of work will be lost. We need someone to come in and fix the backup generators ASAP.
Pay: 65,000z, half immediately and half once the blackout is over.
Notes: All our techs are occupied elsewhere, so bring your own tools.
Poster: Janice Grey
Post number #552940, ID: cf938c
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>Knock Over the Triumph Financial Buildung
Description: Not literally, mind you- but there's plenty of paydata within just waiting to get looted. It's two clicks west of Temple, just inside that nest of drek that used to be called Downtown.
Get in there, haul as many HDD's as you can carry, and get out.
Pay: Split 60/40 take, between all parties. Don't be too greedy.
Poster: Mr. Johnson
Notes:
Keep in mind that Matrix access is kaput inside Downtown- you'll need to rely solely on intranet systems if you wanna run nothing. Oh, and don't jack into anything.
Trust me.
Post number #557028, ID: f8e6ab
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>Hovercraft avionics specialist required (update) Description: What it says on the tin. One time, one week long contract. I will provide further details when you agree. Pay: 65,000 nuyen per day of work (contract can be completed in under one week). 45,000 nuyen x twice the number of days left on the contract bonus for finishing the job earlier. Poster: JoKey Notes: You will have to sign non-disclosure.
Post number #558172, ID: 3e52b9
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>Hitman for Hire Description:All you must do is pay them name, then I'll kill them simple. I've had much combat experience so there's no issue Price: 1,500 nuyen Poster: Proxy Notes: •If you desire me to bring them to you No Extra Charge •If you are interested in something they have on their person or they own No Extra Charge •Professional body disposal is an extra 200 nuyen
Post number #571910, ID: bbf751
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>Find my backpack.
Description: I had to fly the fuck out of Temple-1 the other day when I found out what was going on in Downtown, and ended up dumping my backpack in one of the gardens because I can run faster without it. I can't easily get back there to pick it up.
Poster: SEGFAULT
Payment: 3-5 drinks on me; a musical performance of your choice if interested.
Notes: I say 'backpack,' but it's closer to a large carrying case. Dimensions are roughly 11.75"x12"x18".
Post number #571915, ID: 3b7588
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>>571910 You can play instruments? -CN
Post number #571916, ID: bbf751
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>>571910 Yes. I would think you'd remember this coming up when you were giving me the 5th degree in the bar.
To jog your memory, though-- bass, drums. My box drum is in that backpack. I'm kind of attached to it.
-SEGFAULT
Post number #571917, ID: 3b7588
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>>571916 I see, I'll try and search for it when I go in that direction then. -CN
Post number #571918, ID: bbf751
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>>571917 Thanks. Look forward to me getting you absolutely plastered-- the more shit-faced you are,the less I'll have to try at playing decently.
-SEGFAULT
Post number #571919, ID: 3b7588
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>>571918 Looking... forward to it? -CN
Post number #572813, ID: d54929
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> Couriers wanted
Description: What it says on the tin; my courier business is now becoming big enough that there's no way that a single lilim can do it. I need people who are fast and know the city. Generally a safe job but anyone who wants to help out should know how to protect themselves. Pay: 6000 zen daily, variable work Poster: Ayanami Fox
Post number #573062, ID: 54d09a
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>>d54929 Well you might be interested in this prototype teleportation device, made by the one and only... Me!, Since it's a prototype I'll have one of my workers operate them for you and the best part is.. you don't have to pay since I'm just testing my device and don't worry about it failing since I've tested it before in the lab, I'm just looking to field test it.. -Arable
Post number #573158, ID: af227c
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>>573062 Um. I don't think that's what I need but thank you? - Fox
Post number #573261, ID: ae188b
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>>af227c Sorry, I was drunk.... -Arable
Post number #576265, ID: d8ee7f
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>>516322 I could get you out, I just got a plasma cutter that I can carry around easy. I even have my own axe if things get difficult.
Post number #577157, ID: b5ad00
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How do jobless g/u/rls get a job if every job asks for experience?
Post number #577306, ID: c9374b
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>>577157 Have a hobby doing typical job stuff. Freelance. Not too tough. -RaIn
Post number #577434, ID: e5d403
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>>577157 Lie about having experience and hope for the best, works everytimw. -Big Neil
Post number #577966, ID: aca988
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>>571910 What's in the bag segfault
Post number #578441, ID: cda267
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>>577966 Scroll down, omae. I said it's a box drum. Still waiting on this one, if anyone wants to swoop in and snatch the rug out from under Geeky's feet.
-SEGFAULT
Post number #578444, ID: 553a58
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>>578441 My guys said they pry open an "abandoned" case in Temple-1 and found this >A picture of a box drum Is this it? If yes, sorry about the case, and whatever else is in there -Impulse
Post number #578604, ID: ab1d90
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>>578444 ... Yeah... yeah, that would be it. Interesting that they felt they had to "pry" it open given the thing just fucking unzips at the top.
I'm not too thrilled about the thought of having to bridal carry the drum everywhere, now. That's gonna dock a couple drinks.
-SEGFAULT
Post number #578623, ID: cc3345
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>>578604 You don't need to pay me for this, just come take whenever you are free -Impulse
Post number #579701, ID: f7d93e
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>>578623 How about coming on over to the Caramel Anne? I could meet you there in a little bit.
-SEGFAULT
Post number #580543, ID: 4e7bb6
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Hi!, Im new here in GC (i come from the far and mysterious land of Neo-SF). I was a bartender there, but due to some legal issues with the owner and being my paranoid self i also am suspecting someone was following me because i tried to investigate around what my boss actually has been doing for the 3 years he was on 'vacation'. But anyways i feel like im rambling on too much so, if any bars need a bartender with 8 years experience, im here.
-Syro
Post number #580646, ID: b15a61
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>Looking for any info on the so called Demiurge Desc: I dont care where you get it, just fucking get some, even a scrap is okay, if what I think is right, we might be having a huge fucking problem in this city any second now.
Poster: Mr.Johnson
Payment: Depends on the info, willing to part with a lot of money for this
Note: Dont get close to him and under no circumstances should you even try and talk with him, just find info and scram, even secondhand bant is alright.
"We might have a huge fucking problem on our hands."
What else is new? There's a lot of shit going down that's more important than some edgy asshole... Whatever, I'll have Godshawk or someone look around and see what they can find. -Hester
Post number #581204, ID: ed3df2
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>>580543 Welcome to GC, buddy. Your personal problems aside, I might just have a job for you if you don't try investigating.. Say, your future employers too much?
Post number #581277, ID: 13e589
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>>581204 Thanks!, It has been kinda hard to get a job lately, but listen, if you're gonna drag me into your troubles or if you seem a little too morally bankrupt i would gladly fuck off (dont worry tho, im not a snitch i mostly do it out of curiosity, plus i had some problems with the law myself). As long as you're not forcing your own children to do drugs so that they could be your meth lab rats or someshit, ill be glad to work for you, just need tge address.
-syro
Post number #581309, ID: b15a61
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>>580927 >One edgy asshole You have no idea what this could mean do you? Trust GC to be so jaded christ.
I could tell you some of the shit I've seen, but even I have trouble believing it sometimes. Like I said- One edgy asshole in a city chock-full of them isn't a big deal. -Hester
Post number #582677, ID: 4a34ea
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>Looking for Translators!
Need a steady job? Have a conversational understanding of Basic, Gaelian, Nipponese, Asgardian or Rastanese?
Client is paying above-standard rate for anyone who understands, or is willing to learn, one or more of the above "spacer" languages for a soon-to-be-revealed employment bonanza. Flexible hours, benefits, and opportunities for advancement await the smart chummer who ACTS NOW!
Pay:
From 100z/hr to 6000/hr*
Poster:
Gerald Fitz, Management Solutions, LLC.
Notes:
*Visit manage.solutions.matrix.nex for details!
Post number #582706, ID: c988e1
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>>582677 I mean I know basic, and a bit of Gaelian here and there. -CN
... is the joke that... Nipponese is *itself* an offworlder language?
Well, kinda. Its actually a generic term for a variety of languages that all sound similar. Same with Gaelian and Asgardian.
Not the Rastanese though. The Rastafarians all speak roughly the same language. Maybe. I think.
Post number #584790, ID: c60c95
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>>584768>>584777 This...did not clear up anything. And I'm not telling you where I came from, that's also dumb. These names all sound remotely familiar, but they sound more like they came from here, not anywhere else... -Hardly Alive
Post number #584796, ID: a26d29
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We shouldn't be encouraging them to stick around anyway. Last thing we need is more unemployment from hiring redshirts to fill positions left by laid off chummers.
Post number #586206, ID: 4913ad
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Smuggle in rice. I'll pay 300z per pound of rice! -Johunson-san
Post number #586246, ID: c7b886
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>>586206 is rice like, illegal here?, Or some shit?
-syro
Post number #586280, ID: 4c4c42
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>>586246 theres been a rice shortage!! >w< so much rice has been stolen!! rice, where are u!?
Post number #586281, ID: 4c4c42
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gasp!! i even forgot about redtext in my weepig!! for shame!!
Post number #586282, ID: 4c4c42
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a typo!? RICE!!!!!! T_T
Post number #588028, ID: 1b9d90
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I don't know if the rice bubble is over or not but my grandpa asked me to post this here:
"Rice shortages hitting you hard? Suffer no longer! Thanks to my generous investment in several South Carolinian rice farms, I've been able to secure a large shipment to Glitch City, arriving in Westport on the 12th. Look for the ex-US Coast Guard ship. A limit of 20lbs per buyer will be in place to ensure no one hoards half the shipment.
Post number #588030, ID: 1b9d90
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>>588028 Armed guards will be in place to ensure everything goes smoothly. And if anyone robs our ship and/or my customers regardless, I will personally come to GC and beat the ever-living ____ out of you."
...so. I guess come to the docks tomorrow if you want some rice? I'm not sure where grandpa got the money to do something like this, but to be honest with him it's probably better not to ask. - SciFox
Post number #588033, ID: 1b9d90
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Egh, I meant to post this in the buy/sell place... Er, I guess if you wanted to help guard the shipment you might get paid, so that's a job? Sorry for messing up... - SciFox
Post number #588122, ID: c92eb1
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>Looking for a job! Description: like, seriously, any job will do at this point, I'm desperate (ーー;) I know how to dance but that's pretty much it, please gib job neither me or Facebite ate anything in a week m(__)m Pay: I swear, I can work for food Poster: Erika Notes: I know I said any but now that I think about it, please don't offer me to sell my organs or kill someone ( ;∀;)
Post number #590827, ID: 86ab49
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>>c92eb1 I'm hiring lab assistants/test subjects for a new type of prosthetic made from plants, details in this document. >a 200 page document about terms and agreement that you probably wouldn't read is posted We'll discuss the pay after you've read and agreed to the terms in document. -Sulfur
Post number #593161, ID: 0c7726
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>hiring a courier Sooo i gotta send some stuff but im rather busy today...
Thus im looking for a courier do send them for me.
Not running anything illegal. I just need someone to ferry some paperwork for stuff.
It's been a slow couple of days. Shoot me a pm and we can figure something out!
- Unit 00
Post number #593165, ID: 0c7726
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>>593163 >PM! Oh fox its you, good. Uhh just some paperwork for the moonlighter. Deliver it to a supplier [XXXX] please? We're teaching a new recruit how to cook so the supplier needs to get the order forum. Afterward i need you to deliver a package to the person that sent me those flowers?
The first part is a cinch. I can be over as soon as I can too!
We'll need to talk about the second part in person
- Unit 00
Post number #593169, ID: 0c7726
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>>593168 Ok Although for the latter, i recommend bringing something that can carry a lot. >IA
Post number #596868, ID: 6c2842
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>>588122 Still looking for a job? I can always use a dancer in my club down in Simulacron-3.. Salary is negotiable (depending on your augs) and most girls work for tips here anyways. If you're worried about safety, no worries, the walls in the VIP rooms are fitted with one way mirrors. I've got some sentry bots fitted with the latest and greatest cold reading AI behind them, scanning for potential threats.
-Rhyth
Post number #596944, ID: 2673e5
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>Fast pilot needed
I'm finally coming back to big GC, but I need to leave Neo-Tokyo very quickly and my reg is MIA. Need a good pilot to ferry me back. Have quals, history, and a delta ready — will send coords.
>250kz on touchdown in GC, more if sooner. -Reya
Post number #599024, ID: 1b9d90
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>>596944 Don't know if you're still looking for a pilot since it's been some days, but my grandpa has a pilot buddy. He's currently in Neo San Fran but can get across the Pacific to you fast, especially for that kind of pay. - SciFox
Post number #599739, ID: 4bb641
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> Looking for a programmer
Figured this should go here. I just need someone to code me up a basic AI or program or whatever for a new motorcycle helmet. Nothing fancy; just a HUD for anything I could need while on the road
Price is totally negotiable
- Dusty
Post number #599754, ID: dbbe60
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>Augmentation Collection There've been a lot of new augs pouring onto the scene without the White Knights around to keep things regulated anymore. I need these augs for some important work. Get me them, and meet me in the alley behind The Big Bowl. No questions asked. At least one of all new Class 3 and 4 augs that you can find. Payment: 7,000z on a preloaded chip. Extra pay available for hard work. - Shiro
Post number #600332, ID: a05c02
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>Need someone to "take care of someone"
I won't be throwing names but let's just say there's some vending machine that thinks it's funny to taze people just "cause". I'll send the info to the first applicant I receive, also I prefer a more organic humanoid for this.(Don't like to see metal on metal action personally). You will get a bonus if you bring me Slaroom's fizzed green tea from it as well.
Post number #603931, ID: cbb343
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>>599024 Thanks for the offer — I did make it back. But mind if I keep him on speed-dial? Hehe... -Reya
Post number #604985, ID: c8cfc6
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>>599739 I can help probably -KY
Post number #604987, ID: 1b9d90
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>>603931 Sorry if this is a late response. I don't think he wants his contact info posted here but I can get in touch with him if you ever need help again. - SciFox
Thank gods. I almost planned on stealing one instead and I really don’t need more legal troubles.
- Dusty
Post number #608746, ID: 06fdff
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>/burg/er run, Attempt #2: Electric /burg/erloo.
Description:
Aight i'm getting right tired of rewriting this sphiel so i'ma make it simple. Ya meet up. Ya follow the timetable. We break into the /burg/. We make off with their special, never before seen, ultimate /burg/ branded /burg/er, and no one gets hurt... much.
You DO NOT crash the escape vehicle into the premises.
You DO NOT set fire to the /burg/er joint.
You DO NOT confuse a PET FOOD DELIVERY TRUCK for a /burg/er TRUCK.
You WILL NOT BE PAID unless the job goes off without a hitch, for the love of god.
Pay:
15,000 nuyen, divided equally among y'all jokers who show up and not frag it all up. Plus some of the /burg/.
Poster:
Smithy Weston
Notes:
Word on the street's that /burg/, thanks to the last couple of failures, is now hiring themselves some "troubleshooters" to deal with any hangry chummers. So... keep that in mind.
Accepting this job starts the "Quest for /burg/!" Quest.
Post number #608762, ID: ad9b70
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>>608746 Sign me up. -Tower
Post number #608790, ID: 1b2b5f
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>>608746 We are raiding a /burg/? Sign me the fuck up. -Red 9
Post number #617196, ID: ac5cd9
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>LOOKING FOR BARISTA!
Caramel Anne has been looking to expand its business to include caffeine-related drinks. Pay is stable, bonus will be given in busy or hectic days. Any extra talents that can be made use of will also be considered.
An apprenticeship period is not given. You should have the prerequisite experience prepared beforehand.
Poster: Horace
Note: Don't ask why I'm posting this here.
Post number #617756, ID: e52ff4
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>Looking for someone Description: You know the deal, lost someone last night in MD, need help finding him again. Name's Derek Chasers, last seen around the waterfront in Midnight district. clothes he wore at the time were an orange jacket and blue jeans, tall, caucasian, blue eyes, brown short cut hair. pierced ears. got a call and told me to go ahead, never came back.
Reward: 15kz
Poster:Depthposter
Notes: I can't help but worry... that call sounded suspicious
Post number #617762, ID: 0ea4e3
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>>617756 I'm up for it.
Post number #617765, ID: e52ff4
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>>617762 Oh thank god, anything helps at this point. If you find anything in midnight that could be related to him, just call my number >A phone number is posted in your /DM/ I knew we shouldnt of been bar hopping this late into the night...
Post number #617784, ID: 0ea4e3
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>>617765 I'll see what I can find. Keep your friend in your thoughts and prayers, alright?
Post number #618241, ID: 962002
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>>617196 Are you okay with lilim? Please sir/madam/other, I'm desperate enough to do any work for any pay ;_;
Post number #618465, ID: b77523
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Looking for someone to run a few tests on, only mildly intrusive.
-PC
Post number #618579, ID: 8cd933
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>>618241 We are perfectly okay with anyone, provided they can already brew the needed drinks and withstand a conversation or two with the customers (don't worry, our other staff will help you if you are less sociable).
>>618444 The position is still open! Are you available to be contacted soon? -Horace
Post number #618604, ID: 962002
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>>618579 Oh thank you thank you thank you so much! My current job is in customer service so I have plenty of interpersonal experience and I downloaded over 2000 coffee and coffee-related recipes and variant recipes last night, and I've been practicing them all day, so I should be able to make whatever drinks you need. I know that might not be the kind of barista experience you're looking for but I'll do anything for a chance to prove myself ;_; ;_;
Post number #618614, ID: 93397a
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>>618604 My boss said you're cute. Word per word there. She said you should meet with her so she can be the best jury of your ability.
Do mind that this is an 'early bird gets the worm' situation. I'll try to make sure you won't get raced by someone else though. -Horace
Post number #618617, ID: 962002
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>>618614 I'm available for an interview 24/7! Anytime anyplace anyhow works for me!
Post number #618633, ID: 1f39bf
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>>618617 Would tomorrow be an opportune time for you? I will schedule a meeting after closing. We usually close at around 8 before resuming to a night shift at 9. -Horace
Post number #618648, ID: 962002
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>>618633 Tomorrow is perfect! Thanks again for setting this up, I'm looking forward to meeting in person :D
Post number #624713, ID: 671534
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> Need muscle for an upcoming job Description: Searching a crew for a job coming up. Four slots in total are open Pay: 40k Zen - 100k Zen divided between anyone hired. This is just an estimate Poster: Spitzer Notes: PM your credentials. I want a clean team
Post number #624718, ID: 64637e
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>>624713 I'm interested, hacker by trade. -Tower
Post number #628029, ID: 3fd46b
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>>671534 level 30 cyber shaman here. am capable of heroic difficulty sustained raid healing. cv & recs available upon request -dog9
Well, you lot are better than nothing. Me and my partner will be in touch when we have a place to meet safely. Keep eyes peeled for anything from Dusty.
- Spitzer
Post number #631246, ID: a1bf0a
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>>631228 Understood. -Tower
Unrecognized directory and command. Keyword: Details. Executing >>>[briefing.dhm]
"So this job is pretty cut and dry. Very much optional tho. Break in, find the designated shipment and break out. Anyways it's recommended to be careful as the thieves seems to belong in a gang and has access to weaponry."
██████ ████████ ████████
Post number #633855, ID: 2ef482
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>>633763 Which gang? Where are they? -Tower
"No idea to be honest, the reports only say a "local gang" that didn't know they have their hands on a literal corporate shipment. They are located [here]."
>The address of a building (warehouse?) is shown in the damaged district Chapel-2.
Post number #633871, ID: 86e210
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>>633862 How does the package look? -Tower
>A video of the "package". Seems to be a small box that can fit inside a typical backpack. Upon closer look...
>The box is wrapped by some metallic sheets, with the exception of one side that is made of glass. Some sort of blue liquid can be found inside, constantly flowing. You have a feeling that "it's" looking at you, even tho it's impossible...
Post number #635318, ID: 3fc1c0
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>>633937 I'm interested, but I want to know how heavily guarded the target shipment is. -Red 9
Post number #635365, ID: 02ba21
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>>635318 >You get the same briefing reply... seems like the "automated system" or the "person" doesn't really know either. The best answer is a "gang", so at least 5? No idea.
Post number #635366, ID: 02ba21
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>>635318 >You get the same briefing reply... seems like the "automated system" or the "person" doesn't really know either. The best answer is a "gang", so at least 5? No idea.
Post number #635385, ID: 3fc1c0
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>>635366 They are securing this super important shipment with just 5 thugs? I ain't complaining. -Red 9
Post number #635622, ID: 9b64e6
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>>635385 Well more than they stole and dont know what they got into. As it is with most gangs. -Tower
Post number #637127, ID: 0991cf
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>Review Writers Needed!~
Description: Um... is this website working? Anyways!
>We need volunteers to come to our establishment and write some reviews to post on our website. Reviews have to cover aspects of business, staff, quality of product, etc...
Pay: Negotiable depends on effort
Poster: Alisa
Note: If you do accept this, please don't try to get lost-
Post number #637168, ID: 5b79ac
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>>637127 What establishment is it exactly?
Post number #637171, ID: 76ea67
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>>637168 It's a bar! Well not a really a bar, but a place where you can get drinks and relax!
Post number #637192, ID: 37bf5d
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>>637171 Sure I'll check it out then, where is it? -CN
Post number #637201, ID: 573d6c
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>>637127 Perfect! I needed something to fill up my credits. This seems good and leisurely.
Post number #637214, ID: 11ca68
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>>637192 The Cambria! It's in Glitz District by the way- >The specific location is sent... >Of course, the settings thread will be up in a bit.
Post number #640774, ID: 191c7f
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>>637127 Kindness is the name of the game with the cambria. A lot of my points to the place goes to its calming and welcoming atmosphere. They even have some free drink nights, so you may get lucky when you go! However, the bartender has a tendency to do magic tricks when serving drinks, so if that is not your speed, keep that in mind before you go. Regardless, if you just want a well mixed drink, this is an excellent option for you. You won't be disappointed. Now if you excuse me, it is time to continue my hacking activities. -CN
Post number #640926, ID: 197a75
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>>640774 ...If this 'decking' thing goes south for whatever reason, Geekboy, I see a bright future in establishment criticism for you. -Janeiro
Post number #640936, ID: 7c434c
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>>640926 I'll keep it in mind Jan. -CN
Post number #640937, ID: 2c3c67
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>>640774 Unkind! Don't execute a headstart before me.
>>637127 The Cambria is rich with its history. Bleeding from its corners are a comfortable reflection of the owner's vision: a cozy and relaxing settlement. I cannot commentate on price, as I have been given drinks during the Free Night, but even if price disappoints, the drinks sure won't — owing to the bartender's handy experience (with life and mixing!) — highly recommended to dive into! -Melina
Thanks guys, I really appreciate it! Payment have been wired to your accounts and I'm truly sorry for my disservices! I'll try to control myself better next time!
-Alisa
Post number #643712, ID: 82fd90
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>Infiltration Job Description: I need someone to infiltrate a certain compound in flooded to plant a flashdrive in a specific spot. The compound is guarded by members of a certain flooded scavenger gang. The compound is expected to be patroled by a group of lightly armed scavengers. Pay: 30k Zenny. Poster: Impulse. Note: Do NOT get detected near the compound, get seen planting the flashdrive, or kill any of the scavenger patrols.
Post number #643749, ID: c90b36
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>>643712 I'm interested.
Post number #643829, ID: 82fd90
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>>643749 Please PM me your creditials and I will PM you the location and other details. -Impulse
Post number #644309, ID: b8e4f4
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>>643829 >You recieve a ping as your next available device feeds you info about your potential hire.
Post number #644310, ID: b8e4f4
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Done and done.
Post number #644331, ID: 82fd90
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>>644310 Great, you're hired.
>You recieve a ping with informations including the location of the compound, detailed floorplans of the target compound, and scavengers' guard shifts.
(Now, do you want to actually act this out? Like try to do the mission.)
Post number #645713, ID: 30406a
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> Need muscle for an upcoming job
Description: Searching a crew for a job coming up. Four slots in total are open. The last assholes never showed up, so if you don't want in, don't bother. Meet at the O-Kitsune Garage if we contact you.
Pay: 40k Zen - 100k Zen divided between anyone hired. This is just an estimate
Poster: Dusty
Notes: Time is a factor, so we're taking anyone who won't kill us at this point.
Post number #645995, ID: 401440
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>>645713 Any clue as to what the job might be? Nothing specific, just the general idea of it.
We get some info, we net a bounty, we get paid. Should be a simple job, I think.
- Dusty
Post number #646179, ID: 401440
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>>646172 Sounds like my job. I'm in.
Post number #646186, ID: fc311f
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>>645713 Sign me up. -Red 9
Post number #646790, ID: a26d29
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>Escort Duty (Professional)
Description: A VIP needs to make it from point A to point B. Details to follow on job acceptance.
Pay: 30,000z (Short distance, bring your own equipment)
Poster: Mr. Johnson
Notes: This is not recreational in nature. Serious inquiries only.
Post number #646943, ID: c1a8e7
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>>644331 (Acting out would be real fun. I assume you're up for it by the offer. ^^)
Post number #646968, ID: fc311f
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>>646943 (I would be up for it, but I don't think the setting would be allowed here since it's not really public since no outsiders can really intervene with the setting. -Impulse)
Come into the O-Kitsune shop in the Motor District around noontime today. We'll get this all planned out. We don't have gear to spare so bring your own, but we don't expect resistance so use your own judgement. Don't try anything funny.
- Dusty
Post number #650869, ID: 2311db
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>[GLITZ: STRONGHOLD RAID]
Description: Hiring (4) mercenaries to raid, and destroy a stronghold of the Eagers in order to break the deadlock and allow allied forces to advance. Specific missions details will be given to participants.
Pay: 400k, split evenly
Poster: Daffodil Resistance
Note: Gear will be provided to your needs, however we do not take any responsibilities for any injuries. We utilize neutral zones to safely move, therefore do not cause chaos in those zones.
Post number #652002, ID: f00bcd
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>>2311db I'm down - Prox
Post number #652100, ID: 24c4d6
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>>652002 >[ERROR: JOB ENTRY NOT FOUND. NOTE FROM ISSUER: The job has been cancelled due to the alliance between us and EAGLE. 10,000 zenny have been delivered to your accounts as a relief fund.]
Post number #653073, ID: c92eb1
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>Obtain individual Description: Dorian Dale. Dead or Alive. Pay: 125000 nuyen dead. 1,400,000 nuyen alive. 1,600,000 nuyen alive with no limbs missing. Poster: KiY Notes: We will retrieve the individual ourselves once you confirm him to be in your posession.
Post number #653444, ID: f00bcd
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>>653073 I'll be willing to take this job
Post number #653557, ID: 2bf383
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>>653444 Noted. —KiY
Post number #656549, ID: a5252a
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>EMERGENCY: INVESTIGATION Description: Source have detected a wounded and an alien entity within the zone of Glitz District. Help requested. Pay: █████ Poster: ██████ Notes: This is an automated request. Look for a standing, crumbling building.
>In addition, a video of a certain plant-creature is posted...?
Post number #656562, ID: 4fb1db
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>>656549 I'll take this. What's in it for me? -r386
Post number #656565, ID: a5252a
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>>656562 >The reply is static. It's an automated request-
Post number #656566, ID: 4fb1db
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>>656565 Must've misread the automated part. -r386
Post number #656574, ID: 6b2bdc
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>>656549 Oh dear...right in the middle of the shit zone too... Damnit that girl.. >{Error}
Post number #656588, ID: 0be819
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>>656549 I'll do it. -CN
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| What does this make, Crash 3.0? Anyway most of y'all know the drill- those that don't, better keep up.
>Job Title
Description:
Pay:
Poster:
Notes:
Click on the user's post number to reply. Click on their trip code to find all posts by that user.
"Mister Johnson" is just a catch-all name for clients, don't be trying to set up a hit on "Mr. Johnson" unless you wanna get laughed at.
Peace, chummers.