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Radio wire 8.5
| "About time you two showed up" -R
"Missed ya' too buddy, y'know it's pretty hard to get here quickly while carrying yer heavy machine daughter" -X
| "Did she drink??" -R
"Not an ounce, she's problably just tired of partyin' and all" -X
| "You better be telling the truth" -R
"Threats don't really suit ya' man, you just look cute, like an angry puppy" -X
| "Now where's Neil? I need you two on air two days ago" -R
"Dude left me two texts, first he left the party, then he left the city. Should be back later" -X
| "Now you know ah' have nothin' against ya', you know you're my friend But really the air feels kinda boring when ya' start talkin'" -X
"..." -R
"It was funnier when ya' had that voice changer 'cause it felt like workin' with a breathin' machine" -X
| "..I will be adjusting California now if you excuse me" -R
"See ya' man, know that ya' are still my best friend" -X
| >Good for health, bad for education begins playing
"Alright alright now What's up Glitch City? For the first time in months we've had so much calm, not trying' to jinx anythin' but god ever since that fuckin' witch hunt everyone has calmed down so much"
| "Here" -R
"R what Is this?" -X
"Just read it, California is unable to" -R
"This says somethin' about the refugees.." -X
| "It's advertisement, we got paid for it" -R
"We haven't had no pay for advertisement since the Veria dudes, is this about the dudes that want to kill anyone augmented??" -X
| "Look I.. We as a team promised to air this before and now" -R
"There is the mic, do it yourself team" -X
| "..ADVER--"
>R cut off to clear his throat
"Advertisement.." -R
"More than advertisement this is a public message: want to help the poorest ones? There is a charity event set at the neko park right now to collect money for the new wave of refugees. If you feel like doing something Good for someone else you can drop by and leave a donation, It's only gonna take little of your time" -R
| "Ya' disgust me" -X
"Don't judge a group from their worse" -R
| "Now that I remember.. You were just like them when you first arrived here" -R
"That ain't true, ah' always had respect for augmenteds!" -X
| "You were ashamed to be in public with your sister, you said, and I quote: "I would rather be on a wheelchair than look like one of those freaks " -R
"Alright maybe I changed! Got these sweet last model upgrades.." -X
"I wouldn't really call that last model but--" -R
"--It's last model compared to what ya' could get back at Home.. All I'm sayin' is that ah' was nowhere as crazy as them, it kinda hurts me ya' would say that" -X
| "Oh cry me a river, I'm bringing this up so you open up a little, just imagine how most of them are problably just like you were, and being an asshole on air isn't really going to help them to accept you and the rest" -R
| "R, ya' have Good intentions but bring old shit of mine again and ah' swear ya' will regret it" -X
| "Empty threats get boring after a while, Makes you sound like Neil" -R
"Don't push yer luck" -X
| >Call 545-XXX-XXXX
| >Xii picks up line 545
"Hello and welcome to Horse Meat Incorporated™. Ya' bring the horses we make 'em burgers"
| "Just kiddin', this is radio wire and ya' are talkin' with Xii, what can ah' help ya' with tonight?"
| "Yo Xii, it's CN. Was calling cause I did some investigating on this whole Humanity's First thing and boy let me tell you, this shit is *complicated*."
| "Hell ah' love complicated, tell me what ya' know about these shitheads" -X
"They're no worse than you" -R
"Ah'll remember that when they chase me with pikes and torches" -X
| "Well that's kind of the thing, everything is not exactly as black and white here. To start off, the Humanity First policlubbers, the ones riling up trouble, is not the same group as the refugees in Neko Park."
| "That doesn't sound right" -X
"Point for R!" -R
"How sure are ya' of that dude? Like the only one of them ah've heard sayin' that was literally just one, a young girl" -X
| "Well most of the refugees manning the donation booths were kids, pretty sure I even saw a two year old. But again like I said this is complicated. While the refugees aren't actively being antagonistic, the policlubbers have been donating to the refugees supplies. I managed to talk with one of the adult refugees and managed to untangle this *somewhat*."
|
| "So the refugees ain't the bad guys but are just being fed by them?"
>The lines goes silent for a few seconds
"Now that's fucked up, ah' think I'm gettin' when ya' guys keep sayin' how things aren't black and white.. these guys are feedin' the poor but also huntin' the different, hell maybe they just donate to drag some of them into their club" -x
| >>51030
"Well this isn't over yet, you remember those automated lilims that was attacking the refugees in that feed? Turns out that wasn't the first time. Turns out this has been going on for awhile now, it's not surprising how the refugees have come to the conclusions they have. I don't agree, but I understand."
| "Just like when Neil and Xii assumed of all the refugees from their first threads" -R
"Maybe they were attackin' in self defense!" -X
"Xii, watch the feed" -R
>R's voice sounds closer to the mic
"I can't blame the refugees for sticking with the policlubbers, but I believe they should be guarded by a group less.. Radical than them" -R
| "Honestly these policlubbers seem the most suspicious, they kind of remind me of this group that disbanded in the 2030s. Sciencetography or something? Either way, the refugees aren't bad from what I saw. They just need some help. Another thing that is bothering is who keeps sending those lilims after them. Heck I even saw them approaching the park as I left."
| "It could be someone trying to attack the policlubbers, but mistaken all the refugees for them. That or someone who really doesn't like the idea of more people arriving to Glitch City.."
"Of course it's never that simple around here, I would actually be surprised if that is the motive for those lilims to keep coming" -R
| "I'm not sure... the way the refugee make it sound, they've been attacked by those group of lilims before the policlubbers even showed up in the first place... I just don't have enough info at the moment I suppose. Point is, despite their uh, 'opinions', the refugees haven't attacked anyone. They're just a group who lost a home and are trying to rebuild but can't cause they themselves are being harassed by another group."
| "Alright now y'all are makin' me feel bad" -X
"We should keep an eye on the refugees situation, if things are as tense as this it is only a matter of time before things blow up like a pressure cooker, has anyone done anything about the lilims attacking the refugees?" -R
| "As far as I know, no. Even the White Knights nearby the park didn't really seem to care about the encroaching lilim. I didn't stay long enough for them to get close, so I can't say I saw what happened from start to finish. But the way the guy was talking, the donations today was probably the first time they've gotten any help outside of the policlubbers."
| "It was a smart move to make a public charity event I'll give them that, I hope it went well for them, and I hope they know how to fight back the lilims before the policlubbers do" -R
| "Let's just hope things will start to work out a little better, honestly regardless of personal preferences on either side, I just want an end to the needless bloodshed. I'm not saying everyone should go out and donate to them right this second, but I just want to err anyone who listens here to remember that despite the charged climate right now in Glitch City, it's easy to get lost in our emotions."
| "We sometimes need to take a minute and think things through. I definitely don't condone what the policlubbers do, but please let's not wrap up more innocent people, the refugees, the children, and yourselves included, in the cycle of hate."
| "I'm only saying that when you're continously attacked with no one batting an eye about it sometimes the only way out is to start hitting back yourself.." -R
| "I guess... still I hope this problem can be resolved as peacefully as possible. Maybe I'm hoping for too much here, I really just feel for the kids more than anything else. I don't know, I'll do some more digging on my end and see what I can find out."
| "I'll have a look on that too.. WE will have a look on that" -R
"Ah've no problem with that but ya' could've just asked y'know?" -X
"Anything else you might wanna share CN? things go slow in here with only one host" -R
| "Hmm... can't really think of anything else. This has been the first big thing since the whole Midnight District... although I'm glad I wasn't the only one who kept an open mind on this situation. Maybe you should think about doing that in certain other situations..."
| "I try to avoid any kind of participation in every situation that goes around, I couldn't avoid this one without having a conflict on my team" -R
"Ah' think he's talkin' about Cali dude, ya' close like a bear trap when we talk about not lettin' be a social shut" -X
| (not lettin' her*)
| "Xii won the lottery in this case. Yes it's about Cali, you know what specifically I've said it a dozen times by now. I'll spare the details as we are still on air after all."
| "I appreciate your concerns but--" -R
"--Oh boy" -X
"...But--" -R
"--But But But" -X
"Will you please knock it off??" -R
"Will ya' open yer' mind now??" -X
| "...I do listen to your concerns even when I choose to ignore them.. I have been losing up a little on the care I keep on Cali, even let her go to that hideous party of Neil.. There is no need to remind me your worries every time"
"Hell there is" -X
"But I'm not having her jump head first on the big city, this "resolution" can be achieved one step a time.."
| >>51134
"Hmm... in that case what is your step by step plan here then R? Break it down for me." -CN
| "He's got ya'" -X
"Since I rather have the confortable safety of a safehouse I'll start sending her out for groceries, when she was just an A.I she heated our lunchs so grocery shopping should be an easy task for her" -R
| "Why does this sound like some old infomercial about gender stereotypes... uh R, I feel like those two things are just barely tangentially related. You've told me in the past that you know what Cali wants but have you at any point actually *asked* her?"
| "It is not About stereotypes, California was a maid A.I before and after her several modifications and she's always happy to help on the station"
"Yer fumes are showin' R" -X
"My point in these things is that I'm voluntarily allowing her to see the outside world and giving her a safe task that will allow her to do more"
| "I don't need to ask her what she likes, I created her, I know what she likes" -R
"Well, technically.." -X
"Don't" -R
"Ya' made her from an old A.I, so technically ya' didn't make her make her, and isn't the point of an A.I to develope likes and dislikes by herself?" -X
| "Xii is right R, you can't just assume what she likes just cause you programmed her to an extent. A parent never knows what their kid likes, it's a simple fact or life. Just cause her template was a maid AI, doesn't mean she would ultimately want to do those things as an individual."
| "I mean think about it this way, just cause someone's parents are doctors, doesn't mean *they* want to be a doctor. AI learns from their experiences, just like how people do, you can't expect to just know her just cause you coded her starting line. I mean, is it too much for you to just sit down and have a damn conversation with her."
| "You wouldn't know.. You don't see the innocent smile on her face every time she knows she has done Good for us, you haven't seen her mind improving over the months and much less have been there to improve it, you know nothing!" -R
"Now R, why don't ya' take two and calm the Fuck down?"
>Xii said, surprisingly calm
| "*Sigh* I did not mean to insult the experiences you two have shared, quite the opposite in fact, those experiences shape her for who she will be. But you have to recognize that those aren't her *only* experiences."
| The halloween party, the time she snuck out with Neil, they all shape her too, it's impossible for you to just *know* her all of the time, some of the time maybe, cause of parent's intuition and all that. You're right though, I don't really know in the end, but at least I don't know something I *ask* about it. Well whatever, we've clearly reached the conclusion of this discussion for now I suppose... sorry for upsetting you R."
| >Click
| "...This is why ya' don't have any friends" -X
"I figured you would know at this point I don't want any friends" -R
"That girl, you're gonna lose it" -X
"Don't tell me you're on his side" -R
"I've literally never been not on his side, Cali's gonna fuckin' hate ya' and ya' act like a lil' kid whenever anyone brings that up" -X
| "Now, next time we see hackerman ya' are going to apologize for acting like an asshole" -X
"Me an asshole? He's the one getting into our business!" -R
"He's not you delusional weirdo he's worryin' About yer Cali and ya' reacted like he was the fuckin' devil" -X
| "I don't need your opinion on this, I know what I am doing" -R
"Fuckin' up is what ya' are doing, ah'll leave it here but I'm warning ya' dude, you're gonna lose that girl" -X
| "CALI IS GONE!" -X
"Nah she's not but now that ah' have yer attention we're airing soon one of those so called events to show how we love ya' people, stay tunned for more" -X
| "Hell ah' problably will forget to but ah' know ya' people love us too enough to wait huge amounts of time for our reveals" -X
| "As always, our available numbers are 545-XXXXXX" -X
>"And 535-XXXXXX !"
| "God she's awake, this place gets cold when ya' are the only host around" -X
| >"NEWS!"
"Yes! we finally got somethin'!" -X
| "Oh fuck this includes a bunch of death people I apologize for the previous cheering" -X
| "Deadly flower!" -X
"Sixteen members of Genocorp's Council where found dead today from an earlier conference according to eye witnesses, the identity of the sniper is still unknown to the public just as the whole event" -X
| "Read it all" -R
"C'mon dude can't we just have this one?" -X
"No, do it" -X
| "...Sources of this event from 'between the lines' news, cause as always we ain't the first to get the scoop this time" -X
| "One thing that stood out from this case is that a lot of rose petals were found on the secene.. like.. a lot of 'em, there are suspicions of these being linked with the sniper" -X
|
| >A loud thud noise breaks the silence
"A stack of papers, classic, slam them down on the desk instead of handin' them to yer partner that's right in front of you" -X
| "These are.. Pictures?" -X
"I'm not in conditions to write, this was captured by a street camera" -R
"A completely legal street camera definetly not settled by a creepy hacker with his cute robot daughter?" -X
| "Make something of this, no one has covered it and we need news" -R
"Yes boss"
>Said Xii sarcastically
| *Ahem*
"Agressive.. Knock.. Fuck it ah' can't make titles" -X
"A commercial truck straight up crashed against a brickwall, the location is still unknown but from the capture footage.. Hold on.."
>Several page flicking can be heard
| "Here, the co-pilot flung straight out of the truck upon the impact while the driver is presumed to have died inside, this is why ya' have to wear yer seatbelt people, would ya' rather die on a comfortable seat Or against a brick wall?" -X
| "Alright this goes on and.. Three suspects on the scene, checkin' somethin' from the back of the truck where another body was found, might they be responsible for this accident? Was this really an 'accident' to start with?" -C
| -X*
| "One of 'em kinda looks.. Oh.. Definetly not familiar, hell this ends there with the last body from the back of the truck, if anybody got any extra Info on this remember: the lines are always open" -X
| "Watcha lookin' at" -X
>"You didn't let me say "News!" "
"Ya' can just say it if ya' want" -X
>"Is not the same now"
| >Dial 545-XXXXXXX
| "Boy I almost Don't wanna answer, who knows when will be the next time ah' hear the beautiful sound of the phone.." -X
| >Xii hums softly along the noise of the line ringing
| "Can you please??" -R
>Xii picks up line 545
"Hello and welcome to the #1 radio show in the city, #1 in cheapness of course: Radio Wire! Ya' problably already know But ya' are speakin' with the great Xii now, but who I'm speakin' with?" -X
| "Greetings, Out-of-Place-Cowboy-Man."
>A tired voice calls to you over the phone. He speaks quickly and precisely.
"Name Unimportant and Traceable. But. Forget it, very traceable anyway; Name actually Elliot Hoods. A Doctor that has a news story and warning you may like to hear about since no reporters work for you. Cali-Girl, if you could say "NEWS!" for me."
>He mimics her 'news' callout as he says it.
| "Hell we'll take anythin' right Now Sir Elliot, c'mon Cali give him yer charm" -X
| >"..."
>"NEWS!"
| "Thank you, Cali-Girl."
>He clears his throat before continuing.
"Reason to believe a monster of sort has begun prowling the West Port area."
"Personally preformed an autopsy In the morning on a poor man mangled and gashed by non-human methods."
"There was some very telling evidence that makes me believe it is something inhuman, but I cannot disclose that until certain..."
| "Hell if We didn't need reasons to stay at Home before now ya' come with this at our door, did the person suffer? Cause ah've heard of cases where people insta-die from the shock or somethin' like that"
"Maybe the killer was an hybrid? Not bein' racist or anythin' but ain't those stronger and such than humans?" -X
| "Hmm. Do not think insta-death, given the amount of damage the body sustained before it was found. Tortured? Maybe. Do not know full story, but coulf feel the dread in the blood in the area."
>Elliot goes quiet for a moment, thinking.
"Do not doubt, option of Hybrid, but my personal feelings come from fact of other influence. Not at liberty to disclose that over the air waves though, very distinct business, under the table stuff, etc."
| "So we got an extremely violent non-human killer that is more likely to be somethin' far more dangerous than a fuckin' hyrid, ain't that great? Might as well go full hunter on that thing to hang Its head on the wall" -X
| "Mmm hmm. Troublesome. Will have a patient of mine on it's trail soon though. He owes for patching him up so fine repayment."
>He stops for a second as a small bell rings in the background of his phone.
"Ahh, being said, new patient potentially. Must go. Please have good day, Cowboy and Cali. Oh, and how could forget; I request more *Kira* Miki to be played, if you'd oblige. Thank you all."
>-Click-
| "That was Dr.Elliot ladies and gentlemen! please call again when ya' got that thing neutralized, neutralized Or fuckin' dead, y'know it feels kinda weird to receive an actual songs request, even though we are a radio after all" -X
| "Eh, the audience is always right, am I right?" -X
>Your Love is a Drug begins playing
| "Big dick is back in town!" -N
"Is he with you or?" -X
"So cute, how would you know I'm not hung? do you spy me on the shower or did your sister told you?" -N
| "Y'know I though I missed ya' here But Now that I see yer douche face again.. Ah' really Don't miss ya" -X
"Of course you Don't, I'm already here silly" -N
>A few mic taps can be heard
"I like the new place, what wacky security did R came with now?" -N
| >Cali can feel a small vibration coming from her phone.
| "Nothin' we should say on air" -X
"Aw that's bullshit, no matter how good it is we always end up with a bunch of strangers storming in" -N
"And ah' would love to keep us more than a month without that happenin'" -X
| >"hmn?"
>Cali checks out her cellphone, trying to remember who could have her number
| "Now, do we have something for thanksgiving?" -N
"We could put christmas music" -X
"IT'S STILL NOVEMBER DON'T YOU DARE" -N
| "Alright dude, god, calm yer nipples" -X
"Let's order sushi" -N
"What about turkey?" -X
"Do you know any turkey delivery?" -N
| >"Hey Cali it's CN! Hey don't say this on air but my team and I are on vaca for a few days and I thought I'd send you some pics since you don't get an opportunity to see this stuff. I'll try to send some stuff later as well!"
>Attached are a few photos from what appears to be through an airplane window. One features the GC coastline from the air, while another feature the blue ocean above the clouds.
| >The last one features a brightly lit island at night, featuring beautiful lights and large beach.
| "This will be my first thanksgiving away from Home.." -N
"Ya' ok dude?"
"Fuck yeah I'm good! I'm telling you I rather be in a place where I hate two thirds of the guests than be in a place where I hate all the guests" -N
"We love ya' too buddy" -X
| >California quickly types on her phone replying
>"Hi CN! Thanks for the pictures, I love then all! I didn't know the city could look so beautiful on the outside, I hope you all have fun on your vacations and take even more amazing pictures!"
>Attached is a 'selfie' of the blue haired lilim raising two fingers and sticking her tongue out while leaned next to an open door, a glimpse of it show the two radio hosts sitting on a couch talking to a single mic
| >>53242
>"No prob bob! I'll definitely try to send some more pictures your way when I get the chance. You look cute in the selfie by the way. Well we just landed so we're going to go check in now. I'll text back later!"
| "So sushi when?" -N
"I'm callin' dude calm" -X
"Sushi and chill?" -N
"What?" -X
"What" -N
| "Stay the Fuck away from me" -X
"Wha-- Hello? No not you sir, Fuck.." -X
>Xii's voice strays away from the mic
| "Hey Hey, get those that are like fried on the outside" -N
"What if I get ya' poison instead?" -X
"So blowfish?" -N
| "No no not blowfish sir scratch that" -X
"I though you said poison!" -N
"Can ya' stop talkin' while I'm orderin'??" -X
| "Hurry up then! I'm hungry!" -N
"Y'know isn't gonna magically appear when I hang up right??" -X
"Fuck are you sure? Aren't those guys like super fast?" -N
| "God these are the lowest we will ever get on content, is people really tunnin' in to hear two losers orderin' sushi?" -X
"Correction, one loser and a sex god" -N
| "Ya' flatter me" -X
"In your dreams" -N
"Will 3 rolls be enough?" -X
"Maybe for dessert, tell them to make us the biggest, longest, heaviest rolls they are legally allowed to make" -N
| "Ya' better not leave leftovers" -X
"You would be amazed how much you can eat while drinking these" -N
"What the Fuck Is that?" -X
"Neil's choice! They Don't even bother to print labels for these" -N
|
| >A loud snoring breaks the long silence
"And Good morning to all of Glitch City! you're listening to big Neil and sleepy beast here in Radio Wire" -N
| >"What happened to him?"
"He blacked out with the second drink, I had high hopes on this weak ass cowboy" -N
| >Cali's phone begins to vibrate again.
| "You made him drink that poison?" -R
"First of all I didn't "make him", he's a responsible adult that makes his own decisions, alright? And this isn't poison you're both just too weak" -N
| >Cali cheks out her phone again
| >"Hey Cali! It's CN again! Thought I'd send you some pictures of the beach!"
>Attached are various photos of a yellow sand beach, clear blue oceans, and an almost equally clear sky. Some shapes that appear like people can be seen near the shoreline.
| >She typed back to CN
>"Hello CN! I love these even more! Is all the people from the shoreline friends of yours? I have never seen such clear skies ever!!"
| >"A few of them are yea. And you didn't hear it from me, but one of them is a certain sentai of yours you might like ;). I haven't seen skies this clear before either, it's really nice. Oh I also found a seashell on the beach. I'll bring it back to you."
>Attached is another photo of a sand dollar.
| >"Who is it? You have to tell me now!!"
>"Is that how seashells are? It looks a little ugly but I promise I will still treasure it as a great gift from a great friend!"
| "So who's up for betting? Hell I slap 20 zennys that Xii isn't waking up until tomorrow" -N
"You're overestimating your drink, give him two hours and will be as good as new" -R
"Pfft, you're oversti.. overerest.. you're assuming he's better than my drink. 20 Zennys, You game??" -N
| "...Make it 3 hours and 150 Zennys" -R
"Deal!" -N
| >>53935
>"Hmm... I give you a hint. She likes to wear underwear on your head. And it's a sand dollar. They're not the prettiest seashells but they're still okay. I'm still looking for some though, so if I find something else I'll try to bring it back for you!"
| >"No no it's ok! I like the sand dollar, I will keep it on my room!"
>"you are wiTH BLACK PANTIES THERE??"
| >>53941
>"Maaaaayyyybeeee. And still, if I could find something nicer I'd still want to give it to you. I know it's not the same as being there but I want to bring you back a neat gift."
| >"Maybe you can send me a picture of her! or a picture of her holding whatever you will bring me! How long are you guys staying there?"
| >>53946
>"I can do even better. I found an even better shell for you too!"
>The picture shows a long, black haired gurl wearing a black one piece. Her face is completely covered by a conch shell she is holding, and in the other hand she holds an auger.
"See the long one? That's an auger. How do you like it?"
| >"I like that one better!! It even looks like it could be used as a tool! Do you find all of those in the sand?"
>"Is that her?? Is black panties holding my gift??"
>Attached with the last message is a selfie taken with motion blur
| >>53960
"Yes we did. It took awhile to find some of the prettier ones. And yes that's BP. She can't show her face for obvious reasons but that's her. Your selfie made her smile by the way. She was happy that you were happy."
| >A sharp beep fills the air for a few seconds
"Dear god my ears" -N
>"Tell her I'm VERY happy that she was happy because I was happy! You guys are so lucky to be able to hang out with her!"
| >"She does?"
>California is typing...
>
>California is typing...
>"How lovely! I love to know that she's always noticing my existence!"
| >"She does?"
>California is typing...
>
>California is typing...
>"How lovely! I love to know that she's always noticing my existence!" ***
| >>53992
>"Yup! Between you and me she listens to your radio all the time and you're her favorite of the crew."
| >"You flatter me! I promise I will try to speak more on air knowing Black panties it's out there listening!"
| >"She'll be rooting for you! As will I! Don't be afraid to really express yourself okay?"
| >"I promise! With such amazing people listening how could I not? Xii has also been trying to teach me how to speak up on air for when I have to!"
| >Xii's snoring kept taking the air
"Ah the sweet sound of victory" -N
"..isn't a full day yet" -R
"Fuck you it became a day when the sun came up, pay up" -N
| >"He taught me that one way of keeping people that call hooked is to get them to talk without asking directly, like how they love to correct when you assume something wrong of what they said"
>"He also said that when everyone is quiet I can Contribute with anything since my voice is too cute and loveable for the listeners"
| >A slap sound can be heard on air
"Son of a..!" -X
"Wakey wakey" -N
"You Fuck why in the face!?" -X
"Because You wouldn't like the second place I had in mind" -N
| "We got work to do" -N
"It's sunday" -X
"And?" -N
"And no one calls at sunday why would you not let me sleep on fuckin' sunday??" -X
| >>54128
>"Huh, wait I'm pretty sure he's done that with me... that's pretty clever. And he's right, you are definitely the cute factor in the team. You should try and give your opinions on stuff too though. Really get into the conversation."
| "You sound kind of grumpy do you want some booze?" -N
"Fuck You" -X
"Not with that attitude, we're out of food and Its your turn" -N
| "Ah' though California did that now" -X
"Over my corpse, not gonna help R with his fucked parenthood" -N
"I'm.. I'm still here, in the same room.." -R
| >>54132
>"It's a little scary to give out my opinions though, everyone here conflicted a lot when giving their opinions about the humanity first people"
| >>54143
>"Well I will admit the Humanity First stuff is definitely complicated. But you don't have to start with that. Just start with something small, something you're comfortable with sharing. Speaking for yourself may be difficult at first, but how else will people learn more about you?"
| >"I guess you're right CN, at least you're mostly right anyway! I too want the listeners to know me better, maybe I would get more calls to my line that way"
| >>54454
>"Yup! Just take things at your own pace and you'll do fine! Welp I got to go, my date just got here. I'll text you later when I'm heading back so I can bring you your souvenirs okay?"
| >"okay! Have fun in your date and in your vacations, until then!"
| >Dial 515-XXXXXX
| >Neil picks up private '515' line
"Hello and welcome to--"
>Click
>R takes up private '515' line
"Hello and welcome to Radio wire's business, what can we help you with today?" -R
| "Rude" -N
| >>54580
"Do you... Take donations?"
>It sounds like either a young girl or a surprisingly high pitched woman, either way it sounds shy
| "Yes, now that you mention we have forgot to announce it but.. But we definetly take donations, sorry, may I ask who am I speaking with?" -R
| "I um, uh. I'm sposed to say, a friend."
| "Alright.. We do accept donations Mrs.'a friend', are you interested in making one?" -R
| "Y-Yes, can I leave a message, with it?"
| "Why of course, we will deliver your message on live since this line is currently mute for the public" -R
| "The, uh, donation ammount is 500000x and the message I was told to say is... I will be making a same donation to all nearby homeless shelters."
| (z not x, typo)
| "HOLY FLYING SHIT" -N
>Neil's exclamation could be heard on air and on the private line
"...That is quite a high quantity and we will be more than glad to accept it.. Are you sure you don't want to leave a name for such donation?" -R
"IT'S THE GIRL" -N
| "Uhh, I was... told to just say, a friend."
| "Well, as long as that was the donator's message.. We still would like to say thanks for us and for all the homeless people that will be helped too, if you can deliver them that message" -R
| "Y-yes, ill tell them."
| "Is there anything else we could help you with Mrs.Just a friend?" -R
| "Well... I, uh. No, I can't think of, anything."
| "Then I guess we're done here Mrs.?" -R
| "She doesn't know where to fuckin' donate R" -X
>Xii takes over private line '515'
"All donations must be done to account N° XXXX-XXXX" -X
| "Oh, you, don't need to worry... its already been sent through."
| "Oh.. Well ah' had to make sure" -X
"We're fucking rich!!!" -N
"So we done then lady?" -X
| "Y-yes."
| "Alright then, thanks again to whoever sent us this as that's gonna keep our ass on air for a long while, we hope ya' both enjoy radio wire as much as we enjoy makin' yer day with our shows, see ya'!" -X
>Click
| >Cali's phone begins to vibrate again.
| "Hello everyone You're listening to Neil Michaels at Radio Wire and we're fucking solid gold right now!!"
"Today a donation of 500,000 has been sent here and one will be sent to every homeless shelter in the city!!" -N
| "Are you hearing us right now Johnny?? Fucking microwaves and real beds are coming to you!!" -N
| "God is real people, it lives underground, has boobs and gives away money recklessly, This boy is getting himself an apartment soon!" -N
| >>55680
>"Hey Cali, it's CN, just got back a couple of days ago and I got your souvenirs! How should I bring it to you? Should Xii come and pick them up or something?"
| >She began typing back
>"I can go pick them myself! Neil insisted I should go out more and this looks like one good reason to do so!"
| >>55682
>" Well if you're confident then I won't stop you. Just make sure you pass by while lights out. Things are dangerous at night after all."
| >>55687
>"More than confident I'm excited! It's father who tends to be nerveous when It comes to me going out, but Neil says I'm sorta bulletproof so It's ok"
| >>55929
>"Okay then! Just text me ahead of time when you're heading over and I'll meet you on the first floor of our place."
| >>55937
>"Yup! Still the same place. You shouldn't miss it. Be careful though, we haven't cleaned up all the debris from the whole Midnight District thing yet."
| >>55939
>"That's ok, I guess It will be easier to remember the path that way! I'm going to get going now"
| >"NEWS!"
"What the fuck is that I though Cali was gone??" -N
"We got that in recordin', the only reason we let her do it it's 'cause she likes to" -X
"Oh, right" -N
>"NEWS!"
>"NEWS!"
>"NEWS!"
>"NEWS!"
>"NEW--"
| "Aw plug it back in" -N
"No, let me talk now" -X
| "Swiss cheese!" -X
"Holy shit swiss cheese R? Can't ya' be a little more sensitive with these titles?" -X
| "Anyway.. A body with 23 stab wounds has been found after being tossed from a distance of at least least five stories into a crowd of unsuspecting bystanders, luckily none of them got injured from the fallen corpse.. Not physically at least, ah' swear ah' would have horrible nightmares if a mutilated person fell in front of me on my way to work" -X
| "Good morning Glitch City You're listening to your favorite sex god big Neil now with the most depressive part of the day, the news!"
| "Of course it can't be news without" -N
>"NEWS!"
"That's right, the headline of today: Swiss cheese related joke!" -N
| "Huh, this doesn't sound right" -N
"Ya' were supposed to tell a joke there" -X
"Oh.." -N
| "Anyway, the scoup"
"ANOTHER stabbed corpse was found being dropped over a group of bystanders, this time the number of stabs the poor guy received were of 39, beating the score of the last victim, the height however did not make it as this one fell from about 4 stories" -N
| "Say, the curious about these is how the stabs go all the way trough, perhaps some psycho is testing aerodynamics with real bodies? Whatever the answer is, It's fucked up" -N
| "Bringing you the news first, radio wire!" -N
| >"NEWS!"
"Another.. Oh you must be fucking with me" -N
"It's what I'm getting" -R
"Is your source any Good?" -N
"..ALL my sources are good" -R
| "Christ's sake..ANOTHER stabbed victim has fallen, this time taking the top score with a fall of six floors and 46 stabs.." -N
"Someone's full of anger lately, how do you stab so fuckin' much in so short time, That dude must have a strong arm" -X
"Or a stabbing machine" -N
| "So, we got anything that doesn't include people dying horribly?" -N
"Someone mentioned the disappeared kids of yellow and pink clothin' in a bounty thread" -X
"I'm pretty sure that's still inside the line of horrible deaths" -N
| "Fuck it, maybe we could go out and make news ourselves" -N
"Oh ah' got one: 'Radio Wire's host Neil M. Arrested for exhibisonism!' " -X
"T-That was one time and I was set up!" -N
| "Didn't that happen twice?" -X
"That's what the school rats wanted you to believe" -N
"Nah, ah'm preeeeetty sure it happened twice" -X
| "Look, the only advantage of this hell of a city is that I can easily bury the past, I never asked for your fake-ass to bring old shit back" -N
"That's the thing about high-school Neil, it haunts ya' forever" -X
| "Well, you got some stories too.." -N
"Shoot 'em Captain weiner, I ain't afraid of no past" -X
| "I know for a fact you hanged around with the dorks to play table top at the library!" -N
"Yeah what about it? Ain't nothin' wrong with havin' fun with yer friends" -X
| "Well.." -N
"What about the time my sister kicked yer ass?" -X
"It was an unfair fight!!" -N
"She didn't even had augs yet, dude she knocked some teeth off your face" -X
| "Not my real teeth anyway!" -N
"'s that supposed to make it better or..?" -X
"What about that time--" -N
"--When you kids stop fighting we got new news" -R
| "About Damn time, tell me these are About a puppy being saved by firemen" -N
"Read the title" -R
| "...R this is bullshit I refuse to believe your sources" -N
"Look out the window then, I'm sure you will love the view" -R
| "Very funny, you know we can't just stick our head out" -N
"Bro, the creens.. Ain't that the lady from floor six?" -X
| Screens*
| "..." -N
"News, Now" -R
| "Not gonna read your bullshit.." -N
"Gimme that" -X
| >"NEWS!"
"Another victim of the mysterious killing has just shown up, 29 stabs and dropped from a sixth floor.. These killstreaks have been up with only hours of difference between each other, if anyone has any Info About what is causin' these please call inmediatly" -X
| "Lock your doors, grab your guns, and trust no one until the responsible for these gets finally caught" -X
| "Always with ya', Radio Wire.." -X
This thread is permanently archived
| >"RADIO WIRE, RESTABLISHING CONNECTION"
/
>"NUMBERS"
>"555-XXXXXX MAIN LINE RAN BY NEIL"
>"545-XXXXXXX SECONDARY LINE RAN BY XII"
>"535-XXXXXX COMPLEMENTARY LINE RAN BY CALIFORNIA"
>"515-XXXXXX BUSINESS LINE"
/
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