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OH HOLY FUCKING LORD-
| >And the screaming starts.
>Coming down the street at an extremely rapid pace is a veritable flood of Emils. Giant heads, little heads, Emil cosplayers, there's even an Emil bike or two.
>"MY STUUUUUUFF'S SO CHEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP THAT YOU WILL NOOOOOT BELIEEEEEEVE HOW MUCH YOU CAN SAVE, SO SWIIIIIIIIING ON BYYYYYYY..." They sing in unison, loud enough to wake the dead.
| [Guest 1 has joined the chat] Oh for fucks sake. I hope these people don't get any beer in them
| >The stream continues. The tide of Emils crashes past, hauling the camera up into the air. The camera holder's screaming is now complemented by the screams of the other unfortunate victims of the Emil tide.
>"EVERY DAY'S A SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE, EVERY SALE'S A WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN! BUY STUFF NOW OR KICK YOURSELF LATERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"
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| >It's a livestream!
>A street comes into view. In the distance a dilapidated disco can be seen, with signs announcing the ongoing Halloween party.
>However, that is not the focus. What IS the focus is the rumbling in the background, accompanied by an unclear cacophony. The camera ever so slowly turns to the noise behind it...