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FIRST KILL BITCHES!
| Some kind of acid,or just burn the body
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| >>426928 Jesus fuck dude, he's a big guy for me to lug to the nearest incinerator/acid pool! -Dicktator
| Please remain in your location.
-Black Phoenix 3
| >>427061 And I mean, siiiinnnce this is in an overpopulated area and all...nooooo way of DISPOSING it. Should I just dump him head-first into a nearby trash can with his legs sticking out? Pose him like the Thinker? Hahaha
Wait before I do that, does anyone recognize this fuck?
>A zoomed in picture of the KO'd man, still drooling. Oddly enough, the screen has a small smear of blood though the man has no visible injury
>>427069 Are you a super sentai shadowrunner? Sooooo cooool!
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You are aware that the body has your fingerprints,right?As soon as its found,you are hunted...
| Maybe find a lighter or something
| >>428372 Clever you are! Though I can tell you, MY bio fingerprints have no bearing on this case ;)
That convenient blunt force to the head had some real bearing on my skull though!
Man, I thought you people would have some more fun suggestions too! Not this absurdly practical advice. Nnnnooot that I'm ungrateful, just very surprised! Thanks for the love <3 -Dicktator
| He is fine. In fact he's not even fine he's the whole reason you are here in the first place.
| >>428405 >he is fine
Ooh! Onto something! Are you really sure he's fine though? No person that's FINE just drops from one head smack and leg pull...right? Wouldn't he have gotten back up by now to clobber me again?
>he's not even fine he's the reason you are here in the first place
Come again? Now you're saying he's not fine? And I'm here for the company of you folks first and FOREMOST. This event was just...interesting.
Mr. Detective here getting closer! <3 -Dicktator
| Listen...I won't go I'll jus take a quick leave and sleep even with these funny sings in the background. Don't hurt me, okay? -Dicktator
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| >picture of a man in his 40's sprawled out face up on a dirty alleyway floor, drooling. He's probably fine.
Soooooo I didn't expect things to come to this, but am I a man now? And since I'm effectively guilty of murder and completely in the shit now, what is the best way to desecrate the body?-Dicktator